Or something. I think his new term of address, rather than Your Royal Highness, is Your Assholiness.

He has also been de-coloneled and de-commodored.

I take it he is still the Duke of Earl or whatever dukedom he represents, and is still ninth in line to the throne, and will continue to be a vice-admiral, and the article still calls him “Prince Andrew.” Oh, yeah, and “Andrew will remain as a counsellor of state, able to undertake official duties if the sovereign is temporarily incapacitated through illness or abroad.”

So maybe it’s not really all that big a punishment. Call me when he gets demoted to chimney sweep.

Don’t kiss or snuggle your bearded dragon

Sounds pretty obvious.

Unless they are speaking metaphorically, in which case sometimes people just have to kiss the ol’ bearded dragon, if you catch my overly obvious drift. How do you think Madonna became a star? And they say Nancy Reagan could kiss the bearded dragon like nobody’s business.