“Get ready, Gwyneth Paltrow fans: There’s a new vagina candle in town.”

And it only costs $75.

I’m not up on the current price list in the world of sex workers, but I’m guessing you can probably still smell a real vagina for that price, but it probably won’t smell like, “notes of coconut milk and Damascena roses mixed with raw vanilla, hinoki cypress and hints of toasted cacao.”