Protesters in Vermont really have some balls

“Visitors to the Statehouse on Thursday were met with an unusual welcoming committee: environmental advocates dressed as giant penises.”

Kind of a dick move.

Is it possible that Giant White Vermont Penis Day could somehow bring the excitement of Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day to our very shores? Well, not “shores” exactly, as Vermont is land-locked, but you get the idea. It could be the shores of Lake Champlain.

In a related story: South American ‘Penis Snakes’ Have Been Found in Florida. Back in the late 60s, I saw the famous S.A. Penis Snakes concert when Jim Morrison filled in for their lead singer.

One thought on “Protesters in Vermont really have some balls

  1. Well, bless their hearts, little ol’ Vermont thinks that’s a giant penis. Well, suh, I’m not one to brag but here in Texas we just call that pre-puberty. And don’t get me started on giant balls. And penis snakes? Shee-it, here in Texas we call ’em dick anacondas

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