Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Reclassify Women As Service Animals

Writing for the majority, Judge Kavanaugh commented on the decision, “I like beer.”

6 thoughts on “Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Reclassify Women As Service Animals

  1. They also voted 5-4 to ride Justice Stephen Breyer around like a horse!

    1. The Onion had about a dozen of them today

      Some of my favorites:

      • Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Reopen Japanese Internment Camps
      • Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Lock Nation’s Toddlers In Hot Car
      • Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Drive Slowly Alongside Woman Walking Home Alone At Night
      • Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Add Jesus Into All Paintings
  2. The tragedy of a headline from The Onion:

    Vessel For Male Sexual Gratification Very Sad Today

Comments are closed.