Susanna Hoffs looks absolutely incredible at 63

When we talked about the sexiest women in their 60s, she slipped under our radar. I have to say she wins hands down. Here’s her Twitter feed. I think she could pass for 35.

In comparison, every other woman over 60 seems like one of those other horses trying to compete with Secretariat at Belmont, when Big Red finished 250 feet ahead of the field

Kind of interesting sidebar: Secretariat ran at a faster average speed (37.5 mph) in the longest Triple Crown race (Belmont) than in the shortest (37.4 in the Preakness). That’s one reason why he won the Belmont so easily. He simply had almost no fatigue factor, and was still pulling away in the last quarter mile.

6 thoughts on “Susanna Hoffs looks absolutely incredible at 63

  1. Loved the Bangles. Great band, Their own stuff was outstanding, and they were as good a covers band as could be. I remember Vicki Peterson saying that their goal was Yardbirds level for instrumental and Fairport Convention for vocals. They never quite reached those levels, even if they had the balls to try to cover peak Beck-era Yardbirds (they did “I’m not Talking” as an encore). Did great shows with great taste in opening acts: Hoodoo Gurus both times I saw them.
    My crush, if I had one, was Michael Steele the bass player, who has not aged nearly as well as Hoffs.

  2. Hoff’s is still adorable and you really say about many woman in their 60s
    I’ve had a crush on her since the 80’s

    1. Or Jane Fonda, who is about a thousand years old and still looks like this:

      Sometimes there is just the right combination of genetics, diet, exercise and modern medical technology.

      1. 84… here’s to modern medical technology or she’s got a portrait in the attic.

  3. I came here to counterclaim Jane Wiedlin, but she’s only one year older and let her hair go full gray a few years back. That definitely knocked her down a few pegs below Hoffs.

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