Trump relieved Mar-A-Lago raid wasn’t after the bodies

“I just can’t believe they were there for some measly papers instead of the large pile of skulls that sits in the middle of the Grand Ballroom, or the still-decomposing arms and legs that protrude from sand traps all over the golf course. But good for me! If they want to haul a bunch of boxes out of that place while walking upon the shallow, unmarked graves of people I’ve had tortured and killed, what do I care?”

Another great Onion headline:

Trump Boys Thrilled FBI Seized Documents, Leaving Dozens Of Empty Boxes To Play In”

One thought on “Trump relieved Mar-A-Lago raid wasn’t after the bodies

  1. The Electric Chipmunk (Eric) and his equally clueless wife have been shining today as a joint entry in the Moronic Trump Spawn sweeps. Junior is on the clock.

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