Isn’t SDP the group that sang 99 Luftbaloons, or was it 96 Tears? Land of 1,000 Dances? 10,000 Hours?
Did you suspect that 7,000 severed donkey dicks, when smuggled without ice, might emit a suspiciously strong odor? If so, congratulations. You passed Phase 1 of the Nigerian Customs Exam.
80,000 Suspects …
Honestly, is there anything that Chinese medicine doesn’t regard as a cure for something?
Sure. Your penis.
That’s good. Because I’m not done with it.
Yes. They have no interest in proper nutrition or exercise. All that effort and sacrifice can be easily replaced by eating the kidney of just one dugong.