Queen Elizabeth was not shot dead in Detroit.

Not true. The cops actually plugged her in a Reno shoot-out, after she shot a man just to see him die. She was that kind of decisive leader.

You know some people will believe this nonsense. USA Today actually handled it as a fact-check, and they probably needed to! Scoopy’s First Law of the Universe is this: No matter how stupid any idea is, there will be many people who believe it, and even take credit for it. Some people believe the world is flat, or that ice dancing is a sport. If Trump said that Queen Lizzie died in a gangland rumble with Hunter Biden and JFK Jr, probably 30% of Americans would believe it.

15 thoughts on “Queen Elizabeth was not shot dead in Detroit.

  1. As I understand it, itis impossible to prove a negative. Therefore, it is impossible to prove that Queen Elizabeth as NOT shot dead in Detroit.

    I rest my case.

  2. Aaron Rodgers was just saying these things. He claimed that the Queen being shot dead in Detroit by JFK Jr. and Victoria Jackson distressed him so much that he performed poorly in yesterday’s game.

  3. Your example is ridiculous. Everyone knows (or at least should know) that JFK died helping Elvis Presley fight a mummy in 2002. At the time, both Elvis and JFK were living in a Texas nursing home. Elvis was living under the identity of an Elvis Presley impersonator with a bad heart. Elvis had traded places with the impersonator only to have that impersonator die of a heart attack before they could trade back. JFK was living under the identity of an African American man that was a dead ringer for Ossie Davis. LBJ had kidnapped JFK, turned him black, and faked an assassination so he could be president. Well at least that’s what JFK said happened. There is a documentary about the whole incident called Bubba Ho-tep that can be streamed on Hoopla without ads or on Redbox, tubi, or Pluto TV with ads.

    Whoops. I just reread the post and saw that it was JFK Junior not JFK that murdered Queen Elizabeth. As Roseanne Roseannadanna used to say “never mind.”

    On a slightly more serious note, Queen Elizabeth dying in a gangland shootout is more plausible than most people might think, IF you subscribe to the political teachings of the (allegedly) late Lyndon LaRouche. Among the many ridiculous things he claimed to be true was his allegation that Queen Elizabeth was the head of a major narcotics cartel.

    1. “A mummy” is technically correct. It was the Queen’s mummy. She too died in that altercation.

    1. Both Boris Johnson and Liz Truss visited Queen Elizabeth two days before she died. Coincidence?

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