Another tale of woe from my youth. I gave this as a corsage to my prom date.

I guess it wasn’t that bad. She only had to be kept in isolation for three days.

Three days after they revived her, that is.

I guess it’s just as well I didn’t get into Vampire Academy. I probably would have screwed up and given my prom date a corsage of garlic and wolf’s bane.

Many of you remember Tuna, who was the most prolific contributor of images, and the second-most prolific wordsmith during the first 15 years of the Fun House. For those who are not acquainted with him, it’s high time you met. Although he passed away before the Blu-Ray age, his DVD captures and collages still hold up as some of the best work that has ever appeared on the internet. Enjoy!


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Needless to say, all of Tuna’s collages – something like a hundred thousand of them from about four thousand different films and TV shows – are still available in the back issues of the Fun House.

Leman

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Williams

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OK, that close-up pic of Crystal Williams gets a little too deep inside the Cabinet of Guillermo’s Curiosities for my taste. Don’t get me wrong. I generally love sugar tits as much as the next man.

Unless the next man … is Mel Gibson.

If you don’t know what I’m babbling about, the footnotes are after the jump.

Continue reading “Oriana Leman and Crystal Williams topless in episode 5 of Guillermo del Toro’s Cabinet of Curiosities”

Yet another prep school that refused my application. Hey, the Catholic schools let me in as a non-Catholic, so I figured the vamps would let me in as a non-vampire. It even fit my sleep schedule, as they hold no morning classes for obvious reasons. Turns out vampires are total bigots. Damned bloodists!

I really wanted to go the campus of Vampire Academy in northern Norway – no summer school there!

I guess it’s just as well. I couldn’t have passed that class where you had to turn into a bat.


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