“The rumor is Brad Pitt is apparently fucking her, hence her divorce, because when Brad Pitt comes a knockin, that’s some A-List level you want deep inside your asshole”
Scoop’s note: The scuttlebutt is that E-Rat’s husband was cheating on her, not vice-versa, so if Emily chooses to cleanse the palate with some Pitt DNA, it seems fair to me. I just wish she had called me instead.
Did you realize Brad Pitt is nearly 60 years old? He will turn 59 this year.
I think the saying goes:
It doesn’t matter how good looking she is or how good she is in bed, someone, somewhere is tired of her shit…
In saying that, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed if she farted..
I remember there was a Carole Bouquet movie where her husband cheats on her with a dumpy woman, and at the time people were saying how absurd the premise of the movie was. Who would cheat on someone as beautiful as Carole Bouquet?
Well it turns out there is someone out there that would cheat on E-Rat, so I guess the movie wasn’t that far fetched.
I think the movie was Too Beautiful for You (Trop belle pour toi).