I don’t know who Stassie Karanikolaou is, but I know she’s really good at Instagram …

… and that she has seven vowels in her last name, which is some kind of record unless she’s Greek or Hawaiian, in which case it’s probably an abbreviation.

(Hawaii’s state fish, the dreaded humuhumunukunukuapuaa, has 12 vowels, consisting of three a’s and nine u’s.)


Whoever she is, Kanye – oops, I mean “Ye” – has a crush on her.

2 thoughts on “I don’t know who Stassie Karanikolaou is, but I know she’s really good at Instagram …

  1. When your alphabet (Hawaiian) only has 13 letters, I suppose you have to go long or go home.

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