Williams
OK, that close-up pic of Crystal Williams gets a little too deep inside the Cabinet of Guillermo’s Curiosities for my taste. Don’t get me wrong. I generally love sugar tits as much as the next man.
Unless the next man … is Mel Gibson.
If you don’t know what I’m babbling about, the footnotes are after the jump.
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Reference explained, for the knowledge-impaired:
Part 1:
Mel Gibson drives drunk, calls a female police officer ‘Sugar Tits’.
Part 2:
They say a joke is terrible if you have to explain it, so a joke must really suck when you have to list two footnotes to explain it. What can I say? Mea culpa.