Benny Hex, nee Joseph Ratzinger, was a ground-breaker. He was the first pope to resign since 1415, he was the only pope to retire within the Vatican walls, he was certainly the only pope to be a member of the Hitler Youth, and I think he was the only pope to speak modern German as a native language.

SIDEBAR: Benedict may be the only pope to retire, defined as “resigning because of old age.” You can see the full list of Papal renunciations here, and I couldn’t find another who met that criterion.

The most interesting one on the list is Benedict IX, who was the Grover Cleveland of popes, in that he served three non-consecutive terms as pope, starting when he was no older than 19 or 20. (Bertrand Russell suggested in The History of Western Philosophy that Benedict IX may have been as young as 11 or 12 when he became pope.) He’s the only man (or maybe I should say “the only male,” since he may have been a boy rather than a man) to hold the papacy more than once. He made the “renunciation” list because he resigned from his second term, basically having sold the papacy to a relative.

What a guy!

The other two times they basically ran him out of town. One of his successors, Pope Victor III, referred to Benedict’s “rapes, murders and other unspeakable acts of violence and sodomy. His life as a pope was so vile, so foul, so execrable, that I shudder to think of it.”

(Modern historians caution against accepting all the accusations against Benedict IX as factual since they were advanced by his enemies and rivals, who were numerous and bitter.)

Taken from us so young. She suffered a tragic accident while playing a particularly tough game of rugby.

Seriously, she was really old, and I had no idea she was still alive. I think she was the last living woman to have dated any of the Founding Fathers.

Kidding aside, she had a most impressive career. In fact she had at least two impressive careers, having reached the top in legitimate broadcast journalism, then reaching the top again in that touchy-feely human interest chit-chat.

Final results:

What was your favorite nude performance of 2022?
Maia Mitchell in No Way Out 89 ( 13.38 % )
Brittany Snow in X 58 ( 8.72 % )
Sydney Sweeney in Euphoria 50 ( 7.52 % )
Emma Corrin in Lady Chatterley’s Lover 39 ( 5.86 % )
Ana de Armas in Blonde 33 ( 4.96 % )
Willa Fitzgerald in Reacher 27 ( 4.06 % )
Ashley Greene in The Immaculate Room 26 ( 3.91 % )
Emma Thompson in Good Luck To You, Leo Grande 23 ( 3.46 % )
Kelly Reilly in Yellowstone 23 ( 3.46 % )
Judy Greer in Reboot 22 ( 3.31 % )
Mia Goth in X 19 ( 2.86 % )
Simona Tabasco in The White Lotus 16 ( 2.41 % )
Virginie Efira in En Attendant Bojangles 14 ( 2.11 % )
Maya Hawke in Therese 13 ( 1.95 % )
Miracle Watts in P-Valley 13 ( 1.95 % )
Paulina Gaitan topless in Belascoaran PI 12 ( 1.8 % )
Benedetta Porcaroli in The Catholic School 12 ( 1.8 % )
Anya Taylor-Joy in The Northman 11 ( 1.65 % )
Karin Viard in Dear Mother 10 ( 1.5 % )
Angeli Khang in Selina’s Gold 10 ( 1.5 % )
Lily James in Pam and Tommy 9 ( 1.35 % )
Lizzie Brochere in American Gigolo 9 ( 1.35 % )
Lily Simmons in Power Book IV 8 ( 1.2 % )
Carla Gugino in Leopard Skin 8 ( 1.2 % )
Michelle Rodrigues in The Forgotten Valley 8 ( 1.2 % )
Gaite Jansen in Leopard Skin 7 ( 1.05 % )
Margaret Qualley in Stars at Noon 7 ( 1.05 % )
Aubrey Plaza in The White Lotus 7 ( 1.05 % )
Cat Missal in Tell Me Lies 6 ( 0.9 % )
Joanne Kelly in City on a Hill 5 ( 0.75 % )
Grace Van Patten in Tell Me Lies 5 ( 0.75 % )
Kang-Hae Lim in Somebody 4 ( 0.6 % )
Clara Galle in Through My Window 4 ( 0.6 % )
Olga Bedrova in Freeze Dance 4 ( 0.6 % )
Sophie Marceau in I Love America 4 ( 0.6 % )
Adele Exarchapoulos in Zero Fucks Given 4 ( 0.6 % )
Elena Kampouris in Wifelike 3 ( 0.45 % )
Ana de Armas in Deep Water 3 ( 0.45 % )
Virginie Efira in Les Enfants Des Autres 3 ( 0.45 % )
Cate Blanchett in Tar 3 ( 0.45 % )
Yara Pilartz in Psylo 3 ( 0.45 % )
Suzanna Son in Red Rocket 3 ( 0.45 % )
Lena Headey in 9 Bullets 3 ( 0.45 % )
Sara Klimoska in Mocvara 2 ( 0.3 % )
Ludivine Sagnier in The Serpent Queen 2 ( 0.3 % )
Sydney Chandler in Pistol 2 ( 0.3 % )
Jessica Chastain in George and Tammy 2 ( 0.3 % )
Lea Seydoux in Crimes of the Future 2 ( 0.3 % )
Wiktoria Gasiewska in Krime Story 2 ( 0.3 % )
Darya Balabanova in Karamora 2 ( 0.3 % )
Naomi Watts in Infinite Storm 2 ( 0.3 % )
Griselda Siciliani in Bardo 2 ( 0.3 % )
Emma Appleton in Everything I Know About Love 2 ( 0.3 % )
Jessica Raine in Becoming Elizabeth 1 ( 0.15 % )
Paulina Galazka in Dziewczyny z Dubaju 1 ( 0.15 % )
Emma Mackey in Emily 1 ( 0.15 % )
Wiktoria Filus in Glitter 1 ( 0.15 % )
Juliette Binoche in Both Sides of the Blade 1 ( 0.15 % )
Maria Morera in Cucut 0 ( 0 % )
Lea Van Acken in Sloborn 0 ( 0 % )

My recap, including links to film clips.

The original nomination list can be found here. That includes links to still from each production.

Here are the results of the qualifying round, which determined which of the nominees would appear on the final ballot, and how they would be seeded. Fifty six actresses moved to the final round based on having received at least one first-place vote, and four others were advanced based on a good overall score. In that round, Emma Corrin had the most first-place votes and Sydney Sweeney had the best overall score. Some of the scenes that did fairly well in the qualifying round (like Aubrey Plaza in The White Lotus), dropped far down the leader board because there was no case to make for them as the very best scene of the year.