Warrior Nun actress Alba Baptista “accidentally” posted these topless shower photos to Instagram!
In the word of the great Montgomery Burns: excellent!
Day: December 13, 2022
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I have seen pictures of her on the internet for … I don’t know how long, but a long time … without ever seeing her perform in anything. I gather that she danced and acted in some youthploitation films and videos until she grew out of the roles.
So I finally got ambitious enough to look her up at IMDb, and found that she is in a new film called Neurotic Beauty. OK, sounds legit, right? Then I watched the trailer for that film. I’m not exaggerating when I say that the actors in that production could not win a role in a high school play. If you’re a fan of so-bad-they’re-almost-good-but-still-really-bad films you might want to take a look. (There are two scenes around 00:31 or so that had me laughing out loud, but I’m pretty sure it’s not a comedy.)
And Jordyn doesn’t even seem to have an important role in that amateurish, bargain-basement production.
Which explains why her current existence seems to consist entirely of thong pictures on the internet.
She rarely appears here, but she’s one of the world’s most beautiful women.