In Newfoundland, they love Mr. Big Stick more than Santa

They love it so much that they have Ron Jeremy’s image on the provincial flag.

The article mentions that Mr. Big Stick is even better warm. Talk about your beloved holiday traditions. Nothing says Christmas to a Newfoundland gal like putting a big, hot pink stick inside her body.

By the way, the Mr. Big Stick Day parade seems to be a VERY close relative of the Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day parade.

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