This week’s sexiest social media posts

“BRITNEY SPEARS TOPLESS CENSORED NIPPLES AND OTHER CELEBRITIES IN A WEEKLY INSTAGRAM/TWITTER ROUNDUP

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    1. Who knows? The only things predictable about Britney are: (1) she films repetitive dance moves in skimpy outfits, and (2) she likes to tease us with censored nudie pics. She may just keep doing that forever, or she may escalate. She could post uncensored nudies on Twitter now, which would not be against Twitter’s TOS, but she has not done so.

      I have noticed that she has a lot of anger in the verbiage accompanying her posts, and that makes me uncomfortable. I wish that she were posting her teases to express her joy at having found freedom at last, but her real motivations seem much darker than that, and she seems to have nobody she trusts, nobody to bounce her ideas off of, nobody to act as her trusted consigliere. Those years in the conservatorship left her very wounded, and she doesn’t seem to have a path forward to good mental health.

      1. I heard a theory that Britney took at least some of these selfies months or even years ago, and that the family members who want her back under conservatorship, especially her father who was clearly using the conservatorship for his personal financial gain, downloaded these selfies from her phone and has been slowly releasing them to make it seem as if all these selfies are new and are a sign that she’s far more mentally unstable than she actually is.

        1. That theory is totally nuts for two reasons:

          1. Whoever came up with that is clearly not reading the verbiage she posts with her vids and pics. It basically consists of “my dad’s a monster, and my mom and sister aren’t much better.”

          2. As fwald pointed out, if somebody were impersonating her to make her seem crazy, she can always just call up any news or entertainment outlet and ask to tell her story to Oprah or Howard Stern or GMA or anyone else with a massive audience.

          A much more interesting conspiracy theory is the one espoused by Drunken Stepfather – that Britney is dead and somebody is maintaining the myth of life in order to avoid being cut off from her fortune. That theory at least has no gaping holes in it.

          Remember, though, that on the day that she romped nude on the beach, there was a random passer-by who filmed her from a distance as she was being filmed close-up. Also, she was spotted at a Starbucks last March. That means that the “Britney is dead” theory requires the presence of a Britney impersonator (as opposed to old selfies of the real Britney, as required of the “Evil Dad” theory), and that impersonator is a dead ringer for her.

          This is obviously a job for William of Occam. The simplest theory (that everything is as it appears) is probably the closest to the truth.

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