For years we have shared a few chuckles over Giant Pink Japanese Day, but very few of us are able to attend the festivities.
Well, wait no longer. The biggest, pinkest penis from the Japanese festival is going on tour! It appears that they may start celebrating Giant Pink Japanese Day in Ft. Lauderdale!
A couple of months ago, the city hosted a Christmas tree lighting ceremony as well as a Menorah Lighting Celebration. Those were religious celebrations promoted by government officials, suggesting that the public square was open to anyone who wanted to host a similar event.
Enter Chaz Stevens, a local activist known for seeing an opening and driving a monster truck through it. He asked the city earlier this month for permission to host an event of his own on April 2 in honor of Kanamara Matsuri, the Shinto “Festival of the Steel Phallus.”
Given that I have done more to promote this festival than any other American, I believe I should be the honorary grand poobah of this event, especially since it is a Shinto festival, and everyone always says I am full of Shinto. At least that’s what I think they are saying.
If Scoopy’s involved, we can be assured that this solemn observation won’t devolve into some swanky bullshit event. You can’t be too careful.
… why is it circumsized?
I would say scoop should get squirted out the tip of the BPP a la Ringling Bros cannon, with his deputies being squirted one after the other behind him
Soused Step-dad could stay back to work the balls
Absolutely agree. You should be right out there on the foreskin of this thing. You’ve earned it.