Say what you want about Satan, but he really runs a top school: Lucifer Prep has the top SAT scores in the country, and is a perennial national powerhouse in hockey, which is Satan’s personal favorite sport, although he really only enjoys the fights.
Their supporters chant “Rah-rah for the old black and even darker black,” and the fans of the Ol’ Ebon Tide really build a helluva bonfire for the homecoming game.
It’s probably the only school that closes for religious observances on October 31 and April 20 (Hitler’s Birthday).
Collages by Brainscan from Tuna’s captures:
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