Day: February 8, 2023

“Candids of rapper Latto with a nipple slip wardrobe malfunction as she steps out of a car in a skimpy dress and arriving to Yung Miami’s Birthday Party in West Hollywood!”

Latto? C’mon. Now they’re just fucking with us. I think that was an early Marvel villain … Yeah, the L&M squad – Mysterio, Mephisto, Latto.

Latto was the greatest super-villain to hail from northern Wisconsin. She held total sway over all things dairy. When she merged with her brother Caffe, they formed one powerful being, Latte, who controlled both daily production and coffee. They once defeated the Fantastic Four by depriving Ben Grimm of his caffeine.

“Isn’t it clobberin’ time?” Reed would ask, but Ben was just feeling pretty mellow and had a little headache, so he lay down for a while, allowing Latte to cover the Human Torch and the Invisible Girl with heavy cream, thus rendering them extinguished and visible, respectively.

“Pop star Fletcher wearing a fishnet dress that leaves nothing to the imagination while attending the Universal Music Group 2023 after party!”

Sample:

“Emily Ratajkowski shows off her sexy body and stunning boobs posing topless in beautiful outtakes from a Treats Magazine photoshoot by Steve Shaw”

Utterly exceptional, even by her own lofty standard:

True dat.

Closeup:

It’s one of the greatest nude scenes in history. Most of you, like me, have seen this scene hundreds of times in some form or another, but even if you are already bored with it, I think you’ll enjoy this version.

Forget about those dudes trying to cure cancer or find inhabitable exoplanets. This is REAL science.

Unfortunately, the supply of “Kisspeptin” is limited, as it is formed from Bill Clinton’s DNA, although scientists theorize that it may be possible to mine it from Motel 6 bedspreads.

If successful in this quixotic endeavor, what would he do with it? Without constant attention and careful control of the conditions surrounding it, it would soon look very different. This thing requires more maintenance than Madonna.

Well, maybe not that much. But a lot.

Click on the pic to get to a gallery

She has an astoundingly large following on social media – about three million followers on both TikTok and IG.

By the way, Selena Gomez has 376 million followers on IG, the most of any woman with any actual skill. (All of the Kardashian/Jenner sisters are over 200M, topped by Kylie at 378M.)

The most-followed accounts are soccer superstars Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi

Link

“Ashley Tisdale flaunts her sexy body wearing a cheeky bikini as she goes for a swim in Maui”

Sample:

“SABRINA CARPENTER’S SEXY BODY AND OTHER CELEBRITIES IN A WEEKLY INSTAGRAM/TWITTER ROUNDUP“

I think the Popaholic guy may be overselling that whole “Major Boobtastic Cleavage” thing, but I have to admit I’m really starting to like this woman. In this pic, she reminds me of young Audrey Tautou, who was one of my faves back in the day.

And the fact that Zegler can sing and dance is a nice plus.

By the way, whatever happened to Tautou? Did she retire?

Not everyone needs to have a full Kardashian.

I think that is a pretty great butt for a woman in her 50s. Most people that age won’t let you get a camera anywhere near their butts.