Pippa Middleton, 39-year-old mother of three, “showed off her washboard abs in a vibrant red bikini as she soaked up the sun on a beach in St Barts alongside her husband James Matthews.”

Example:

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If you don’t remember her, she famously stole the show from her sister (the presumed next queen of England) at the royal wedding. Her tight white dress showed off her sexy bottom, which then earned its own Facebook page.

Men and woman go to those awards to show off their marketability. The most daring women wear see-throughs. Tallia cut through all the pretense and just showed up in a bikini. Now that is marketing I approve of.

Now if only I had some idea who she is.

But I guess I know her name now and, come to think of it, that’s the whole point of the bikini in the first place, i’n’t it?

So – mission accomplished.

Updated with a few more butt shots from a different source.

Here’s a film I haven’t thought about in 25 years. Sandra Bernhard plays an American golf pro who attempts to seduce every member of an Australian family. Rose Byrne made her film debut as the daughter, but she was a little kid (13 during the filming in March of 1993), and obviously did not get involved in the raunchier scenes.


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The additional shots:


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If you’re interested, a version of the entire film is online, and the quality is watchable.

Johnny Moronic has film clips and collages in his February 12th update. He also discusses the film in some detail.