Quebec’s Weather Groundhog Was Found Dead On Groundhog Day

There’s no precedent for what outright death means for the forecast.”

7 thoughts on “Quebec’s Weather Groundhog Was Found Dead On Groundhog Day

  1. Shhh! No one wants to talk about the fact that he was killed by Big Weather to keep him quiet!

  2. It was -27F in Montreal yesterday. My son asked me if I was glad I lived in Arid-zona. Meh Oui, nc’est pas.

      1. Montreal is just a tall tale owners tell their baseball teams to scare them so they won’t misbehave.

  3. Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor. Real Wrath-of-God type stuff!
    Peter Venkman: Exactly.
    Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
    Egon Spengler: 40 years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes!
    Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!
    Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!

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