Except for the Leni Klum part, that sounds boring, but is not. She takes off one outfit on camera so she can try another. The sight of her in a bra is possibly one of the seven wonders of the world.

As the official arbiter of the seven modern wonders, I am tossing out that statue in Rio and replacing it with Leni’s breasts, although I’m not too sure whether they should be one or two wonders, so I may have to give Chichén Itzá the axe as well.

Visitors to the Royal Academy of Arts will be confronted with two nude models – with the expectation they will squeeze between them to see an exhibition dedicated to the career of performance artist Marina Abramovic.

Given that one of them is a guy, I’m willing to bet that Albert will skip this exhibit.

Frankly, I guess I can take a pass myself on Marina’s career tribute.