Two words: “therapy llamas”

Hey, man, I’m afraid of flying. I just can’t get on the plane without my therapy llama. One exception. My shrink says that, in a pinch, I could use an alpaca.

Kidding almost aside, I just know I’m going to end up in a middle seat between a fat guy and his therapy llama.

Oh, sorry. Political incorrectness alert. Not a fat guy, or a lard-ass, but a Crisco-American.

4 thoughts on “Two words: “therapy llamas”

    1. I once tried claiming the Dalai Lama as my “therapy lama,” but Delta figured it was just that cunning Dalai trying to save a few bucks on a seat.

      I think we could have gotten away with it if he hadn’t tried to put his golf clubs in the overhead bin.

      Big hitter, the Lama.

    1. C’mon, llamas aren’t that wide.

      Oh, you mean the fat guys horizontally challenged Crisco-Americans.

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