“Statistically speaking, more people have visited space than driven the Wienermobile!” So now you can join the few, the proud, the silly.

Oh, sure, some sausage dudes create a weird car and it becomes an American icon. Meanwhile, my time driving the Anthony Weinermobile goes unrecognized. The speaker would blare “Welcome to the Danger zone,” but no women would come running.


I learned today: the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile has been around since 1936!

“Traces a family of murderous sideshow performers as it travels around the world on the dying carnival circuit.”

One of Disney’s most daring films!

OK, it isn’t Disney. In fact, it’s basically a home movie, written by, directed by, and starring the same theee people. It also features yet another timeless supporting portrayal from Razor de Rockefeller. I don’t really know anything about her, but I love that name.

If you like your women abundant, Toby Poser could be your dream girl.

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Well, maybe the combination of stupidity and a killer naked body.

Greek TikTok babe Elena ((270 pics – 20 videos) has become very viral very fast because of how extremely stupid she seems to be on her tiktoks”

She may not be as smart as Stephen Hawking, but she’s a lot easier on the eyes. Now that I think about it, I would love to hear her analysis of “A Brief History of Time.” She probably understands it as well as I do, making me pretty stupid as well. Maybe I can be a rich influencer if I get a boob job.

Paige Spiranac influencing with her big boob cleavage on the red carpet while attending the YFCI Gala in Las Vegas”

Something doesn’t add up here

1. Isn’t YFCI some kind of wholesome Christian Youth organization?

a. In Vegas? It’s America’s least holy city, filled with infinite temptation for the good little Christian nippers. They should be some place like Gary, Indiana, where there’s nothing to do and even if there were, they’d be too scared to leave the hotel.

b. Is cleavage down to her navel really the proper attire for such an event? (Great fun for the whole family!)

2. Is there another YFCI that I don’t know about? Young Fuckers Chasing Immorality?

3. Why is Paige Spiranac important enough to get invited to any swanky event, even a bullshit one? That said, she proves that any gorgeous woman with a great tan and great boobs can get her 15 minutes of fame if she’s persistent enough.


From the comments:

— It’s the Mark Wahlberg Youth Foundation Celebrity Invitational Gala golf event.

— Probably not the best choice of initials, given the group already using them! But the fact that it’s a golf event does explain Paige’s presence.

Poor Things and Oppenheimer took home the big trophies. Succession dominated the TV section.

Biggest surprise: A French film, Anatomy of a Fall, won the award for Best Screenplay, beating out all the big guns like Barbie, Poor Things, Oppenheimer and Killers of the Flower Moon. I guess I’ll have to break down and watch that.

Biggest irony: They gave Ricky Gervais a Golden Globe, after all his years of shitting on actors, the Globes, the Hollywood Foreign Press, and Hollywood in general. He was a no-show!

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Jo Koy’s jokes mostly fizzled. Paul Giamatti had the best joke, “With my knees like this, I’ll never get John Wick 5.” In fact, Giamatti kind of killed it in general with a heartfelt acceptance speech. Either he is totally sincere, or he’s such a good actor that he showed how he earned that award. Probably both, now that I think about it.