Yet the so-called World Court stands idly by and allows this injustice.

Tits Man is now the only superhero in the MCU without his own franchise, perhaps because he is probably the weakest of all superheroes, from any of the universes, multiverses or Burma Shave verses.

Possibly excepting KikkoMan.

Or Green Lantern if his opponent is wearing a yellow body-suit, in which case he’s just basically a holiday camper holding a Coleman lantern.

In brightest day
In blackest night
No evil shall
Escape my sight

I stand against
The evil fellow
Unless that fiend
Is wearing yellow

— Burma Shave —

The 45-23 victory was the first time Michigan has won in Columbus in 22 years, and knocks Ohio State out of the Big 10 championship game. Michigan seems like a lock for the final four

With three TD’s in the fourth quarter, Michigan knocked their favored opponents down from “THE” Ohio State University to “AN” Ohio State University. Michigan’s star running back was injured and left the game after two short carries, but their sophomore back-up guy, Donovan Edwards, was pretty much unstoppable in the fourth quarter, with touchdown runs of 85 and 75 yards.

In other contender news:

  • Georgia won easily and seems poised to sail into the finals.
  • TCU gave poor, lowly Iowa State a major ass-kicking (62-14), thus moving one step closer to clinching another of the final four slots.
  • USC moved to 10-1 by defeating Notre Dame. They seem to be the headed for the fourth spot in the fab four. Their opponent in the conference championship game will be Utah. (Surprise!) That happened because the Oregon loss created a three-way tie for second place, and the anfractuous tie-breaker system worked out in Utah’s favor. The practical consequence is that a USC win is the only hope for the conference to get a team into the fab four. I think we all know that the committee is not going to put in three-loss Utah team over Ohio State or Alabama. By the way, a Utah victory is not far-fetched at all. They have already beaten USC once this year!
  • LSU’s spot as the next-in-line was eliminated by their loss to the Aggies in College Station. Clemson’s long-shot chance to make the final four fell off the table after a loss to South Carolina. Oregon’s desperate, hail-mary shot ended with a loss to Oregon State, and that even cost them their spot in the conference championship.

South Carolina was this year’s spoiler team. They had a good, not great, year at 8-4, but they were tremendous in the last two weeks, knocking off Tennessee and Clemson when each was considered a contender for the national championship.

USC and the three undefeated teams (Georgia, Michigan and TCU) all seem to be sure finalists if they win their conference championships.

I think that Georgia is already in the fab four, win or lose in the conference final. If they lose, there will (presumably) be two undefeated teams, and Georgia would be the best team with one loss, giving them a third seed. Michigan has a similar, if slightly weaker case.

On the other hand, USC and TCU wins seem to be the only hope for their respective conferences. If one or both of them should lose, Ohio State and Alabama will probably be the next teams under consideration, with Ohio State first in line because they have but one loss to Alabama’s two.

Here’s how the bookies see the odds of winning the national championship after Saturday’s play:

Georgia 5-8
Michigan 3-1
USC 13-1
TCU 13-1
Ohio State 15-1
Alabama 26-1

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RUTGERS watch: they closed out their season in fine fashion by dropping a 37-0 squeaker to Maryland, following last week’s nail-biting 55-10 loss to Penn State.

Their debating teams are, however, excellent. One of their campuses won the national championship in 2017.

All collages and comments by Brainscan:

Selina’s Gold is a movie set during the Japanese occupation of the Philippines. Across a half-dozen scenes with a couple of guys, Angeli spends a good 20 minutes topless in this movie, first as an unwilling object of some older man’s affection and then as a most eager participant with him and a much younger, blind fella.

You know how some folk have resting bitch face? Well, Angeli has resting sad face, so her default condition borders on the morose but get her to play a scene as someone is truly unhappy and holy shit, she can drag everyone’s mood into the pit. And she does it while taking her clothes off, which sort of leaves our emotions conflicted, ya know.

Anyway, 20 clothing-minus minutes in this movie, which in an objective world gets her the nude performance of the year. Add several other performances in 2022 in movies and TV and what we have here, boys and girls, is one of the best years by one actress in the history of screen nudity. Hats off, gentlemen.


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Before there was Sydney Sweeney or Daddario, even before there was Katie Holmes, there was a site favorite named Heather Graham, and posts of her are among the most popular even today, even when they picture her in her 50s. I used to say that Jennifer Connelly was the most downloaded woman in the history of my sites, and that was certainly true at one time, even when Heather Graham was in her prime. No longer. Connelly is still beautiful and elegant, but she’s no longer in our spotlight. The fact of the matter is that Heather Graham has outlasted her. She has endured. Like the dude, Rollergirl abides.

Today’s Tuna retrospective: Heather Graham in Boogie Nights (1997)


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It pretty much goes without saying that this was selected as our top nude scene of 1997. It got more than three times as many votes as the next selection.