At last, a method to corral the stubborn China behemoth. No longer will the evil mandarins corrupt our precious national reserve of amateur dance videos performed by 11-year-old girls.

It was been moved up two weeks …

“A tell-all book by President Donald Trump’s niece that has been the subject of a legal battle will be released next week. Publisher Simon & Schuster cited ‘high interest and extraordinary interest’ in the book by Mary Trump titled ‘Too Much and Never Enough: How My Family Created the World’s Most Dangerous Man.’ The book was originally set for release on July 28, but will now arrive on July 14.”