“According to a Buzz Bingo report, Hill has sworn 376 times across his filmography, while ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’ costar Leonardo DiCaprio is on 361, and third-placed Jackson is on 301. Hill and DiCaprio bumped Jackson primarily for ‘The Wolf of Wall Street,’ which Buzz Bingo named the most profane movie of all time with over 700 swears.”

All I have to say is that Samuel L better get off his motherfuckin’ ass, stop selling credit cards, and get back into crime films.

Kidding aside, Samuel L had a good run, but there’s no way he can finish as the all-time champ, even if he steps up his motherfuckin’ game. The man is 71 years old, so Hill and DiCaprio simply have more cussin’ time left on the clock. Leo is 45 and Jonah is only 36.

“On New Years Eve of 2019 at The Stonewall Inn, Madonna reminded us all that she’s the original Material Girl due to the copious yards of material it took to fully envelop her laughably augmented ass. We never learned what the ass was made of (feathers, silicone, shop rags, helium?) because Madonna told us to mind our own business. However, Madonna dropped a clue on Instagram. Careful observers can deduce that it does not consist of an enlarged nubbin of cartilage because Madonna announced that she’s excited to undergo long awaited ‘regenerative treatment’ for missing cartilage. So lay those rumors to rest. Madonna’s fake ass is not made from upcycled nose job trimmings!”

Scarlett Johansson didn’t expose any of the fun stuff in Match Point (2006), but she was radiant.

ScarJo in Under the Skin, our #2 Nude Scene of 2014. It would have won almost any other year, probably 17 of the 20 years this far into the century, because we also voted it the #4 nude scene of this millennium.)

Her legendary hand-bra scene in A Love Song for Bobby Long (2004)

ScarJo’s giant ass at the 73rd British Academy Film Awards. As I wrote back then, “I wasn’t aware that her back was so inked-up. There’s flowers, barnyard animals, ‘Goofus and Gallant’ lessons, a full year of Prince Valiant adventures and an exact duplication of the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Less ink was used to print War and Peace.”

She’s a songwriter, performer and all-around TikTok star. I guess that’s a thing. Anyway, I had never heard of her before, but I found two things I like immediately:

1. Although weird, she has a good sense of humor. The heading on her Twitter feed is “Listen to my stupid-ass songs.”

2. She has a large chest and she’s willing to show it, so she’s got that goin’ for ‘er.

Federal agents seized a cell phone belonging to Sen. Richard Burr (R-NC) as part of a Justice Department probe into stock transactions he made ahead of the sharp market downturn stemming from the coronavirus pandemic.”

Two things are of concern: (1) Burr’s communications with those in a position to make his stock transactions; (2) Burr’s communications with his brother-in-law, who made similar transactions on the exact same day.

UPDATE: Burr stepped down as chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee.

Burr returned fire on the executive branch: