“Amalie Hammild Iuel (born 17 April 1994) is a Danish-Norwegian hurdler. She represented Norway in the women’s 400 metres hurdles at the 2015 World Championships in Athletics,”
Author: UncleScoopy
She’s a tiny (5’1″) Spanish model, and she really looks good naked.
Shit shit shit shit shit I did not mean to say this out loud on national television pic.twitter.com/vh07Pccs5I
— DevinNunesTHEDragQueen (@NunesDrag) May 14, 2020
“According to a Buzz Bingo report, Hill has sworn 376 times across his filmography, while ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’ costar Leonardo DiCaprio is on 361, and third-placed Jackson is on 301. Hill and DiCaprio bumped Jackson primarily for ‘The Wolf of Wall Street,’ which Buzz Bingo named the most profane movie of all time with over 700 swears.”
All I have to say is that Samuel L better get off his motherfuckin’ ass, stop selling credit cards, and get back into crime films.
Kidding aside, Samuel L had a good run, but there’s no way he can finish as the all-time champ, even if he steps up his motherfuckin’ game. The man is 71 years old, so Hill and DiCaprio simply have more cussin’ time left on the clock. Leo is 45 and Jonah is only 36.
With no baseball to watch, I re-watched a lengthy film strip about the 1957 World Series, which was basically the event that got me interested in baseball in the first place.
“VICE visited three Utah strip clubs in their first week of reopening to get a sense of what the new normal looks like.”
“Here’s Julianne Hough looking like a supernova of hotness in the newest issue of Women’s Health magazine, and showing off her insanely sexy/fit body in a tiny bikini.”
“On New Years Eve of 2019 at The Stonewall Inn, Madonna reminded us all that she’s the original Material Girl due to the copious yards of material it took to fully envelop her laughably augmented ass. We never learned what the ass was made of (feathers, silicone, shop rags, helium?) because Madonna told us to mind our own business. However, Madonna dropped a clue on Instagram. Careful observers can deduce that it does not consist of an enlarged nubbin of cartilage because Madonna announced that she’s excited to undergo long awaited ‘regenerative treatment’ for missing cartilage. So lay those rumors to rest. Madonna’s fake ass is not made from upcycled nose job trimmings!”
Aptil Love? Were her parents huge fans of Pat Boone?
Scarlett Johansson didn’t expose any of the fun stuff in Match Point (2006), but she was radiant.
ScarJo in Under the Skin, our #2 Nude Scene of 2014. It would have won almost any other year, probably 17 of the 20 years this far into the century, because we also voted it the #4 nude scene of this millennium.)
Her legendary hand-bra scene in A Love Song for Bobby Long (2004)
ScarJo’s giant ass at the 73rd British Academy Film Awards. As I wrote back then, “I wasn’t aware that her back was so inked-up. There’s flowers, barnyard animals, ‘Goofus and Gallant’ lessons, a full year of Prince Valiant adventures and an exact duplication of the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Less ink was used to print War and Peace.”
Lea doesn’t get naked, but she does get frisky in this 1986 treasure of the cinematic arts, and all-time highlight of the Marvel Cinema Universe.
The film version of the duck
The comic duck
She’s a songwriter, performer and all-around TikTok star. I guess that’s a thing. Anyway, I had never heard of her before, but I found two things I like immediately:
1. Although weird, she has a good sense of humor. The heading on her Twitter feed is “Listen to my stupid-ass songs.”
2. She has a large chest and she’s willing to show it, so she’s got that goin’ for ‘er.
Evgenia Ukolova and Maria Prokopeva at the 2009 Phuket Thailand Open
It must have been a long time ago, but I don’t remember ever seeing her this slim.
While not totally transparent, the shirt definitely does the job.
“Federal agents seized a cell phone belonging to Sen. Richard Burr (R-NC) as part of a Justice Department probe into stock transactions he made ahead of the sharp market downturn stemming from the coronavirus pandemic.”
Two things are of concern: (1) Burr’s communications with those in a position to make his stock transactions; (2) Burr’s communications with his brother-in-law, who made similar transactions on the exact same day.
UPDATE: Burr stepped down as chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee.
Burr returned fire on the executive branch:
NBC News: In last act as chair, Burr asks that final volume of Senate Intel report on Trump/Russia be declassified. The last part of the report is a 1,000-page volume on "counterintelligence findings." https://t.co/lmWgGDxDBE
— Jesse Rodriguez (@JesseRodriguez) May 15, 2020