Guys really love sports, part 1,713

According to a survey of 2,000 people done by Fathead, 1 in 5 sports fans would turn down sex to watch the big game.

It hinges on how the question is worded. I would turn down some sex. It depends on with whom. I’ll pass on sex with Kathy Bates, for example. In general, however, I’d be happy to have the sex now and watch the game on tape.

How will Roseanne be written out of The Connors?

WARNING: spoilers. (If you care about spoilers on a comedy show.)

I can reveal that they did not take my suggestion which was, as always, Thunderdome.

Mr. Skin’s summary of the TIFF nudity, week two:

Colette

Topless debut of Eleanor Tomlinson.

Keira Knightley left breast

Vita and Virginia

Elizabeth Debicki, as Virginia Woolf, exposes her right breast.

We may get a quick flash of Gemma Arterton’s left breast.

Widows

More Elizabeth Debicki nudity (breasts).

Hold the Dark

Riley Keough comes out fully naked wearing a mask. It is dark and we see her breasts but it may be too dark to see anything below. Quick shot of buns just before she lies down next to him on the couch.

Non-Fiction

Christa Théret and Juliette Binoche (breasts).

Aniara

Tons of nudity. Emelie Jonsson, Bianca Cruzeiro and Jennie Silfverhjelm all strip nude for an orgy! Lots more nudity from Emelie and Bianca throughout the film as well!

Excerpts from Stormy Daniels’ new tell-all book

This one may be TMI as far as I’m concerned.

She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.”  She also describes Trump’s penis as “unusual” and with a “huge mushroom head, like a toadstool.”

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart. It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”

The Onion’s take: “Blood-Spattered Sarah Huckabee Sanders Holds Up Huge Dismembered Penis To Prove Presidential Member Completely Normal”

Two male principal dancers were fired by the New York City Ballet Saturday morning after they were cited in a lawsuit for allegedly trading explicit photos of female ballerinas.