Category: Nonsense
Whitaker also resembles the Marvel character, Kingpin.
The Cracked headline is right. I usually feel confident that I know the difference between reality and urban myth, but I actually did think that Mama Cass choked on some food.
As it turns out, “Elliot’s sandwich was sitting on the table next to her, untouched, according to the police investigation.”
“In reality, the coroner’s report showed that she died of a heart attack due to a ‘fatty myocardial degeneration due to obesity.’ So her death ultimately was due to her weight, but somehow the world’s comedians decided there wasn’t quite enough of a fat joke in that.”
“President Trump expects and even demands difficult questions from journalists, but for Acosta to infiltrate a hospital dressed as a nurse in order to plant explosives is simply beyond the pale.”
“Let me finish. Let me finish. Answer me: Did you or did you not try to put a new spin on the classic Christmas tale? The nation needs answers.”
“At press time, Universal Pictures had banned Acosta from doing any press interviews for their film.”
“I don’t know. Maybe if I picture him as being kind of like a sexy vampire? Oh God, no—no, that’s definitely not going to help. This is really going take a lot of work.”
The original Fantastic Four is hilariously awful, and is now on YouTube in its entirety
Yes, he did. And it became quite the internet meme.
“Republican Denver Riggleman — a man who once wrote a book titled Mating Habits of Bigfoot and Why Women Want Him — just beat out Democratic challenger Leslie Cockburn (Olivia Wilde’s mom) for the U.S. House of Representatives in Virginia’s Fifth Congressional District seat.”
I haven’t read Mr. Riggleman’s book and, Lord willing, I never will, but my impression is that there’s no erotica involved. He has written about the psychology of Bigfoot believers, and the title is meant to put a light-hearted spin on it.
WINNER CROWNED, FIGHT BREAKS OUT!!! Fake Ass Claims Hurled
“Aline Uva, straight outta south Brazil, charged at Ellen, ripped off her sash and put it on herself … all while accusing Ellen of having a surgically enhanced ass. Aline claims she has the ONLY natty cheeks in the whole contest.”