This could have been a historic event to remember on the level of the Norman Invasion, but wasn’t. As a veteran of the “crying for attention” game, Whitney Cummings should not have made the rookie mistake of wearing panties while wearing a bathrobe and spreading her legs.
Miley Cyrus, 10/1/2020
“Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan”
This sounds kind of silly, but …
Africans and East Asians don’t have any to this gene to speak of. Europeans have a lot, as do the people of the Indian subcontinent.
This is not good news for me. Here’s what it says on the top of my “23 and Me” page: “Hey Greg! You have more Neanderthal DNA than 75% of other customers.”
I did not make that up. It’s an exact quote.
She certainly has an impressive tongue.
So if Simmons isn’t interested, I’m sure there would be no lack of options. I think I could even fit her into my schedule when I’m not doing one of my threesomes with the Daddario sisters.
In this case, that headline is not just click bait.
When I first glanced at the page, I thought it was something about Madonna in her prime.
Linda Kozlowski in Backstreet Justice (1994)
Diora Baird – dancing, 9/30/20
“Lilian Bond photographed by Alfred Cheney Johnston (late ’20s). She would go on to appear in Hollywood films like ‘The Old Dark House’ and ‘The Westerner.'”
In the words of the great Shakespeare:
Sydney Sweeney
in a bikini
that’s very teeny
will please your peeny
That was, of course, not William Shakespeare the famed author, but William Shakespeare Jr, the fishing pole guy.
(of course I made most of that up, but there really is such a guy.)
Congratulation to great friend of the Kazakh people @realDonaldTrump for winning debate today! Impressive and amazing result for a strong premier who always put America and Kazakhstan first! pic.twitter.com/qLljQ8b5UU
— Republic of Kazakhstan 🇰🇿 (@KazakhstanGovt) September 30, 2020
Mac Davis, the writer of Elvis Presley’s “In the Ghetto” and a former ACM Entertainer of the Year winner, has died. He was 78 years old.
He also used his considerable reservoir of laid-back country charm to become a likable actor as well. He was cast well when he made his movie debut as a fictionalized version of Don Meredith in North Dallas Forty.
Helen Reddy, also 78, is most famous for having popularized the feminist anthem “I Am Woman,” but she was no one-trick pony. She had more than a dozen “top 40” hits back in the 70s.
I don’t know what this is. A leaked photo, maybe?
(See explanation in the comments.)