Puma’s new shoes “look like Hitler.”

“When you want to finish a race …” (Brilliant suggestion from the comment section! I wish I had thought of it.)

So Hitler appears on Pumas now? I guess Jesus is going to have to step up his game from his usual pancakes and tree stumps. Maybe an appearance on Jordans?

Man, my shoes suck. Oh, sure they look like Hitler, but only like the young failed Hitler, crappy painter and infantry corporal (who, by the way, looks like Stephen Miller with a fake mustache.)

Maybe I’ll get these Pumas and trade up.

She gets manhandled in this .gif.

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Her most recent nudity in Proxima (2019)

Her spectacular nudity in Sin City 2 (2014)

Her outstanding topless scene in the Camelot series (circa 2011)

A modest topless scene in Cracks (2009)

Her legendary nudity in The Dreamers (2004)

Eva Green in The Dreamers was our top nude performance of 2004

I chose it as the best nude performance of the milennium’s first decade

You voted it the second-best nude scene of the millennium.

A .gif of Kari Wuhrer in Vivid

This was #6 on our Top Nude Scenes of 1997, back in a simpler time. Kari did her best, the competition was ferocious back then, when even theatrical movies with name stars contained substantial nudity. What a year that was! Kari had to compete with full-frontal nudity from Heather Graham and Charlize Theron in big-budget films, as well as many other great nude performances.