My favorite among this group:
“Go away! Last words are for fools who haven’t said enough!”
— Karl Marx
Some others, both real and apocryphal, not in the article:
“Either this wallpaper goes or I do.” They are not really deathbed words, though they would have been brilliant ones! They were either spoken weeks before Oscar Wilde’s death or not at all. Some say that Wilde actually said “My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go” to a visiting friend a few weeks before his death in Paris in 1854. Others say that the quote is completely fabricated.
“Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.” This one is attributed to Edmund Gwenn, or Edmund Kean or Edwin Booth. People obviously think it must have been some notable actor named Ed, but not Asner. It’s most likely that none of them ever said it.
“Thomas Jefferson survives.” Words uttered by John Adams as he was dying on America’s 50th birthday, when the second and third presidents were the last surviving Founding Fathers. He didn’t know that Jefferson had died a few hours earlier.
“I see that you have made 3 spelling errors.” Just before hanging, French aristocrat Marquis de Favras read his death warrant and made this comment.
“They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.” These allegedly were the last words of Major General John Sedgwick, a Union Army commander, before he was shot and killed by a Confederate sniper in 1864. (Probably apocryphal.)