Tuesday, February 09, 2010
"The world's most desired woman, Megan 'More Popular Than The Entire Transformers Franchise' Fox appeared in a Super Bowl commercial on Sunday taking a bath. The product, Motorola, deserves to be named 'Greatest Company In The History of the Universe.'"
6 Global Corporations Started by Their Founder's Shitty Luck | Cracked.com
Monday, February 08, 2010
SNL's Unaired Twitter Sketch Starring Ashton Kutcher
Jenny Craig ad: George Costanza is a total wuss
Drink Beer for healthy bones
Holy shit! I wasted a lot of childhood on milk.
Video: Dave Barry loved the Super Bowl but not the urinals
Live Cow Fed to Tigers in Chinese Zoo in Front of Tourists
"In China a live cow was fed to tigers to entertain tourists. A witness says that a tourist can order a cow for tigers for $200."I am thankful that the pics are not very graphic.
Anna Torv (Modestly) Topless Esquire Pictures
People That Look Kinda Like Celebrities
Hot Fresh Pics: The Hottest Fans Of Super Bowl
44th Super Bowl surpasses M*A*S*H finale as most-watched show ever
MASH set the record back when there were fewer TVs. MASH still holds, however, the record for the highest percentage of white people watching, at a tough-to-beat 100%. (The real numbers show that it was watched by 60% of all households in America, and 77% of all households who had their TVs on. I dunno the real percentage of white households, but fill in a very high number and you'll be close.)There was a BBC program called Follow Me! - elementary instruction in the English language - which was typically watched by some 350 million people in China. That's probably the single country record.
Nobody is sure of the world-wide record, but the strongest claimant is probably Princess Di's funeral, which was watched by an estimated 2.5 billion people.
"I Love Love Magazine"
"Kate Moss nude, Naomi Campbell nude, Lara Stone nude, Daria Werbowy nude, Natalia Vodianova nude, Amber Valletta nude, Kristen McMenamy nude, Jeneil nude ... "
The David Letterman Campus Radio Program - WAGO - 1969
Jack Nicholson is considering being picked to death by vultures when he dies.
Why wait?
Inside the Singular Hysteria of the Brutal Academy Awards Race
Nanny state researchers determine: Boredom can literally kill you
This will undoubtedly require nanny state officials to place a warning label on tickets to Ringo concerts.
Ex-madam Kristin Davis to run for New York Governor
Politics is just a continuation of her previous job. We have to pay her, and then we get screwed. And she's already in bed with several lobbyists.She relishes the irony of running for the job formerly held by the guy who put her in jail for doing business with himself! (While he stayed out)
How Letterman pulled off the Leno/Oprah commercial
You have to give Letterman credit for always following his own prime directive: "If it's funny, we do it."
All of the 2010 Super Bowl Commercials
"Cialis for three ways" - SNL skit starring Ashton Kutcher.
Joanna Krupa Topless Lingerie
MIKE TYSON: Dancing With The Stars Italian-style
Kinda surreal.
Mary Carey Can't Contain Her Cleavage
The former candidate for Governor of California "didn't put them bad boys on too tight a leash."
An early candidate for Douchebag of the Year, 2010: The Snookstress
Dave Barry: Super Bowl was great - and so was the game
"All in all I thought it was a terrific Super Bowl, except when the Toyota Corolla with the stuck throttle crashed through the west grandstands and took out the entire CBS sideline reporting staff.I'm kidding, of course.
It was a Camry."
7 Greatest David Hasselhoff Music Videos Of All Time - mdolla
Sunday, February 07, 2010
The FBI is watching the John Edwards sex tape
The FBI has a copy. In other news, a backwoods hillbilly judge has ordered Jones to surrender the original tape, which he has not done so far.
Weekend Box Office Results for February 5-7, 2010
Avatar has finally been dethroned. The Nicholas Sparks weep-fest Dear John has won the weekend. Avatar may have won Saturday and Sunday - we won't know until the numbers are finalized - but Dear John kicked so much ass on friday that it easily held on for a 32-24 victory.The Travolta movie got even worse after a weak Friday opening. Based on the estimates, it appears to have finished fourth on Sunday - behind The Tooth Fairy. Oh, the shame!
The weekend finished considerably behind the weekend of Feb 6-8, 2009. Avatar has been shoveling the whole load alone. As it tires, the engine is running low on steam.
7 Insane Ways Music Affects The Body (According to Science)
SNL: Rahm Emanuel "Apologizes" Profanely
Sarah Palin Wrote Notes on Her Hand at the Tea Party Convention
