“SAMMY HANRATTY IN SKIMPY BIKINI AND OTHER CELEBRITY GIRLS: THE STEAMY SOCIAL MEDIA ROUNDUP“
Jaune Kimmel
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“Alexandra Shipp wearing a sexy and sheer dress to the Acne Studios Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 show during Paris Fashion Week!”
Sample:
“Kylie Jenner showing plenty of big boob cleavage in a beautiful dress when arriving to the Schiaparelli fashion show at Paris Fashion Week!”
“A full Demi Moore tit slip while she’s attending the Saint Laurent show alongside Kate Moss during Paris Fashion Week! Can’t get a much better wardrobe malfunction than this!”
Sample:
50 years after
Only a turning wind may remember
… Nelson Algren, “Ballet for Opening Day”
Brooks is the kind of player who exhausts the dictionary’s capacity of superlatives. He was an iron man who played nearly 3,000 major league games. He is generally considered the greatest fielder ever to man the hot corner. He won an MVP, and 16 Gold Gloves. He was selected for 18 all-star games. He is a Baltimore legend who never played for another MLB team.
He was reputed to be as good a person as he was a fielder. Like Stan Musial, Brooks was the kind of guy about whom nobody ever said an unkind word.
“Model Lorena Rae showing nipples while wearing see through lingerie on the runway for the ETAM Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 show in Paris, France!”
I’m not going to go into them, because they will be done to death this week as she promotes her book.
I just want to make a note on a picture accompanying a Cassidy story.
One site says: “Congressman Jim Jordan is 6’3″. This makes him one of the taller members of Congress.” Yeah … maybe not.
Here is Jordan next to Cassidy Hutchinson (5’7″, so probably 5’10” in heels), Kevin McCarthy (5’10”) and Mark Meadows (6’0″).
There are some perspective issues in that photo, but it’s clear that Jordan is much smaller than Meadows.
Matt Gaetz is reliably measured at 6’2″ according to his arrest record, but if Jim Jordan is 6’3″, then I’m guessing that Gates may actually be seven feet tall (see below). I guess that could be. He does have the forehead of Fred Gwynne as Herman Munster, who was about seven feel tall in those built-up shoes.
Jordan’s real height? Well, he wrestled at 134 in college, so I’d say 5’7″ or 5’8″ is a decent guess.
You never know how long these .gifs will last on Imgur (Reddit nuked it within minutes), but I happened to stumble onto this one, and it’s spectacular – upscaled, color-adjusted, showed down and in 60fps.
The sample below gives you a general idea, but you have to see it in smooth motion to truly appreciate it.
Sample:
Blue is the Warmest Color was released in 2013 and both actresses received support in the nude scene of the year balloting. Neither had a chance to win because that was the year of Rosario Dawson in Trance, but both made the final list. Adele Exarchapolous placed higher than Lea Seydoux, thanks to being eight years younger and offering close-ups of her naughty bits, but both performers went all-in for this film. Their lovemaking was vigorous and convincing.
It seems hard to believe, but Lea is closing in on the big 4-0. She turned 38 this past summer.
The timeline
Step 1: Trump’s spokesman said that he purchased a gun
Step 2: The entire world points out that it would be illegal to sell him a gun, and it would be illegal for him to buy one.
Step 3: Oops! Just kidding! He never bought one.
Hey, man, I’m afraid of flying. I just can’t get on the plane without my therapy llama. One exception. My shrink says that, in a pinch, I could use an alpaca.
Kidding almost aside, I just know I’m going to end up in a middle seat between a fat guy and his therapy llama.
Oh, sorry. Political incorrectness alert. Not a fat guy, or a lard-ass, but a Crisco-American.
Beaver bombers like Britney and Lohan back in the day? I agree. True heroes.
That’s probably not what they mean.
‘Supercontinent’ could make Earth uninhabitable for mammals.
This could be a major problem for you on your 250 millionth birthday party.
Assuming you can survive blowing out the candles.