Friday, October 31, 2014

Jimmy Fallon's monologue (10/30/14)

Part 1

Part 2

Craig Ferguson's Monologue - 10/30/2014

CONAN Monologue 10/30/14

Thursday, October 30, 2014

30 biggest horror movie mistakes

Chelsea Handler Topless Instagram Protests Aren’t At All Self-Serving –
Well, I'm not sure whether she's self-serving, but I do know she has no concept of what is in the First Amendment.

"To Drop or Not to Drop Trou on Film, That is the Question"

South Park - 'The Magic Bush'

13:30' "We live in a world where privacy is gone. Okay? It's ... it's just gone, bud. Your weiner; my balls; they're public domain. You can get on the internet right now and look at that chick from The Hunger Games' butthole." - Eric Cartman

'21:30' "Jennifer Lawrence's butthole didn't take a picture of itself!" - Eric Cartman

WTF? "Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as ID

Jumbo Kim Kardashian Breasts Ruin Bruce Jenner’s Birthday –
"Why not show a man exactly what kind of woman he can never be?"

Chloe Sevigny Topless in a Foreign Magazine –
This is for that guy in Ecuador who has not seen Chloe's breasts.

Miley Cyrus Funbags, Rihanna Pasties, Lauren Cohan Cleavage Galore All on Display at amFAR Gala

Emma Watson Wet Haired and White Hot in Elle
And she'll probably be even sexier when she hits puberty!

The 12 Most Deeply Unsexy Halloween Costumes |
I dunno. I was turned on a lot more by Sexy Ebola Nurse and Sexy Two Broke Girls Waitress than I was by Sexy Rachel Maddow.

6 Psychology Lessons You Learn Scaring Kids for a Living |

5 Actors Who Got Typecast in Bizarrely Specific Ways |

The 6 Most Terrifying Places on Earth to Be Stranded |
Bullshit. You'd be safer in most of these places than (for example):

1. As a white Christian within the Islamic State.

2. Having your airboat break down in the Everglades before the invention of cell phones. I once had my CAR break down on Alligator Alley in the pre-cellphone era, and that was scary enough. If the local flora and fauna don't kill you, there are the drug smugglers who use the nearly deserted road as a landing strip in the wee hours.

3. Detroit

4. Cairo's City of the Dead at night.

5. The Favelas in the large Brazilian cities.

I don't know how y'all feel about terror, but I don't get terrified by a bunch of grotesque statues and spooky corridors and human skeletons. I do get scared by drugged-out gang-bangers and various religious fanatics carrying AK-47s.

The 20 Most Eerily Convincing Paranormal Videos on YouTube

'Mockingjay' sets 2014 record for tickets sold on first day of presale
For those of you over the age of 12, that's the latest episode of The Hunger Games franchise.

Kenny G is a scratch golfer.
I'm not surprised that his sport is golf, which is as mellow, low-energy and boring as his music.

I am kinda surprised that he's any good at it.

Farrah Abraham Dressed Up as Frozen's Elsa to Sell Molds of Her Asshole
The asshole mold is selling better than it did in her previous promotional tour, when she came as Madeleine Albright.

Les Actrices Françaises Nues à l'Ecran now has the naked French stars for the week ending on Halloween

Big update. Highlight: full-frontal nudity in "Dans les pas de Léa."

Funny Or Die's 2014 Halloween Anthology

If I Told You This Was Russia You’d Understand (48 pics)

Jimmy Fallon's monologue (10/29/14)

Part 1

Part 2

David Letterman's Monologue - 10/29/14

Craig Ferguson's Monologue - 10/29/2014

CONAN Monologue 10/29/14

Russell Brand: "I wanked off a man in a toilet"

"TRENDING: More college students support post-birth abortion"
Is it satire?


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