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Emma Watson topless in Ibiza, July 2022

Scoop, March 3, 2026 (2:29 pm) ... 1 comment.

Highest quality we have seen:


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More see-thru dresses at a swanky bullshit event in Milan

Scoop, March 3, 2026 (1:33 pm)March 3, 2026 (1:39 pm) ... no comments.

Or as the Italians say, “un evento di lusso e stronzate a Milano.”

(I took a guess at that. I don’t speak Italian. If you do, feel free to suggest alternative ways to say “swanky bullshit event” in Italian. They also hold many swanky bullshit events in Paris, so if you have equivalent expressions in French, those would also be useful. Feel free to suggest the equivalent colloquial expression in any language you speak.)

Italian actress Alice Pagani and Italian popstar Clara Soccini wearing see through dresses while attending the Blumarine fashion show in Milan together!

Jessica Goicoechea wearing a sheer dress at a swanky bullshit event

Scoop, March 3, 2026 (1:21 pm) ... no comments.

Spanish model Jessica Goicoechea showing off her breasts and amazing body by wearing a sheer dress, no bra and only panties as she arrives at the Blumarine fashion show in Milan!

Sample:


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Grazi Massafera and Indira Nascimento topless in episode 21 of Madam Beja

Scoop, March 2, 2026 (7:37 pm) ... no comments.

Grazi Massafera

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Indira Nascimento

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The (copious) previous nudity from this series.

Kristen Bell at the Actor Awards

Scoop, March 2, 2026 (6:39 pm) ... 3 comments.


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Ruth Lorenzo exposed in concert

Scoop, March 2, 2026 (5:54 pm) ... no comments.

Ruth Lorenzo nip slip wardrobe malfunction during a wild performance at Mr Gay Spain 2023 in Madrid, Spain!

Once again, they failed to invite me to a swanky bullshit gala, although Mr. Gay Spain wasn’t high on my wish list.

Teaser:


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The gallery of full-sized pics is here.

Elke Sommer nudography

Scoop, March 1, 2026 (1:45 pm)March 3, 2026 (3:30 pm) ... 19 comments.

UPDATE: added four more scenes (in bold)

Berlin’s Elke Schletz was a true pioneer. As Elke Sommer, she did nude scenes in the early 60s, even in 1961 and 1962, when she was the only game in town. Her 1963 nude scene in Seduction by the Sea was arguably the nude scene of the year, since it included a distant full frontal, but it would not have won our hypothetical poll for that honor since Jayne Mansfield was better known. One nude scene, possibly her best, is lost. There was a European version of The Victors in which she did full rear nudity and exposed her pubic area in a scene with George Hamilton. That was in 1964. Unfortunately, nothing remains of that version except a couple of stills. No print is known to exist. Such a shame! She appears in a bra and jeans for the American version.

If our annual poll had existed at the time, and if the Euro version of The Victors were available to view, Elke would have been at or near the top in every single year, 1961-1964. She did additional nude scenes through 1979 and posed for Playboy in 1967 and 1970.

1961 – Daniella by Night

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1962 – Sweet Ecstasy, AKA Sweet Violence

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1964 – Seduction by the Sea

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1964 – The Victors (European version)

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1967 – December Rabbit Mag

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1968 – The Wicked Dreams of Paula Schultz

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1970 – The Invincible Six

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1970 – September Rabbit Mag

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1973 – Die Reise Nach Wien

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1974 – Einer von uns Beiden

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1975 – The House of Exorcism

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1978 – I Miss You, Hugs and Kisses

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1979 – A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square

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Elke Sommer topless in that tender screen romance, The House of Exorcism (1975)

Scoop, March 1, 2026 (10:06 am)March 1, 2026 (1:50 pm) ... 1 comment.

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This movie was released a long time ago, but I believe the actual House of Exorcism is still there. It has gone through many owners and is now a Day Spa, operating as The House of Exorcism and Aromatherapy. It’s full service. The current owners will take away your wrinkles as well as your demons.

All your troubles disappear while you are being relaxed by some soothing New Age music. I think Yanni and Zamfir do their live Christmas Concert there every year. The demons definitely stay clear of that. Even archfiends from the lowest depths of hell have some standards.

Video (third party, from a site that no longer exists)

Ellie Bamber naked in Moss and Freud (2026)

Scoop, March 1, 2026 (8:13 am)March 1, 2026 (8:15 am) ... 7 comments.

Supermodel Kate Moss embarks on a journey of self-discovery when acclaimed artist Lucian Freud offers to paint her portrait.

Kate Moss on a voyage of self discovery? I’m guessing, as Gertrude Stein once said of Oakland, “There’s no there there.” That reminds me of Dizzy Dean’s famous statement after he was beaned by a pitch: “They X-rayed my head and found nothing.” I assume Kate’s search for herself had similar results.

Unless she looked up her nose.

Ellie Bamber did some very impressive nudity while posing for Emperor Claudius. These clips are from a screener, and the (scrubbed) identifying info often obstructed a clear view of the nudity. It will be impressive in 4K!


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She has appeared regularly in see-through blouses at swanky bullshit events.

She had not done any significant previous nudity on film. Her breasts had not made an appearance. The butt shot in Nocturnal Animals (below) might be Ellie, or it might be a double.


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President Donald J. Trump explains why he decided to attack Iran.

Scoop, March 1, 2026 (7:14 am)March 1, 2026 (8:11 am) ... 39 comments.

This is not AI or some satirical mash-up.

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I don’t often agree with him, but when he’s right, he’s right.

You know what? Another of my illusions has been shattered. I’m starting to feel that the prestigious FIFA Peace Prize might not be legit.

To tell the truth, I find it hard to follow this new war. Under normal circumstances, whenever there is a difference between Trump’s story and somebody else’s, you can just assume that the other side’s story is the correct one. That works nearly 100% of the time. But this war is different. The leaders of Iran lie and boast just as much as Trump, so how do you read it? If they agree, for example, does that mean they are both lying, and therefore the Ayatollah is still alive? Or should we assume that they are both telling the truth? But by the rules of logic, if all sides are telling the truth, and Trump is speaking for one of the sides, therefore Trump is telling the truth. But Trump never tells the truth.

See what I mean? It’s the Mudd’s Robots Dilemma!

Where is Captain Kirk to sort this out?

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  • Adam Tondowsky on President Donald J. Trump explains why he decided to attack Iran.: “Scoopy, I agree with you on this. There are some Canadians who are trying to claim that the Liberal government’s…” Mar 3, 15:27
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