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“Hassie Harrison And Shay Mitchell In Swimsuits On Baywatch Set!”

Scoop, May 5, 2026 (5:12 am)May 5, 2026 (5:18 am) ... no comments.

Large gallery. Cheeky action from both

Teasers:


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The main gallery has plenty of views from all angles, not just booty shots.

Pamela Segall in Eat Your Heart Out (1997)

Scoop, May 5, 2026 (2:52 am)May 5, 2026 (2:57 am) ... no comments.

She is now known as Pamela Adlon, and is the mother of Odessa A’zion


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Video (Johnny Moronic’s)

Near nudity at the swankiest, bullshittiest event of them all

Scoop, May 5, 2026 (1:49 am)May 5, 2026 (2:19 am) ... no comments.

The 2026 Met Gala

Doechii, Doja Cat, Gigi Hadid

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Isla Johnston, Odessa A’zion, Simone Ashley

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I thought the sexiest was Doechii. I have only the vaguest notion of who she is, I don’t know how to pronounce her name, and I never saw her face look this good before, but she came oiled up and ready for this one.

One more look that shows the see-thru effect:


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One last note on the Met Gala: For Heidi Klum, every day is Halloween.

If you are really into it:

* Vogue reviews the near nudity

* Buzzfeed reviews the near nudity

* Elle reviews the near nudity

Greta Fernandez and Maricel Alvarez in Surfacing (2024)

Scoop, May 4, 2026 (11:27 pm)May 4, 2026 (11:54 pm) ... no comments.

Original title: La Llegada Del Hijo. Literal translation: “the son’s arrival.” The plot does involve a son coming home from prison, but the Spanish title may carry a double meaning because, in a specific context, “la llegada del hijo” could also refer to the angel’s annunciation to Mary of the arrival of the son of God. (“El arcángel Gabriel anuncio a María la llegada del hijo del Señor.”) That connection is strengthened by the fact that one of the characters is named Ángeles (“the angels”), but I don’t know what point the author is driving at with these connections.

The think the key point is this: naked Spanish lesbians.

Sofía, immersed in a deep secret mourning, must welcome her son home who returns after years in prison. This reunion will be the opportunity for both of them to overcome that insurmountable distance that has separated them since the moment of the crime. Sofía navigates societal pressures of motherhood versus career, her body reflecting the clash between her expected roles as mother and wife in a society with rigid gender norms.

Maricel, the brunette playing Sofia, is mourning the loss of the redheaded
Ángeles, played by Greta.


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Videos

Lucia Caraballo topless in Todos Los Lados De La Cama (2025)

Scoop, May 4, 2026 (10:13 pm)May 4, 2026 (10:44 pm) ... no comments.

All collages, comments and film clips by Johnny Moronic:

Here’s another new Spanish movie, this time the musical romantic comedy Todos los Lados de la Cama, which is a 20-years-later follow up to two movies: 2002’s El Otro Lado de la Cama and 2005’s Los 2 Lados de la Cama.


Both earlier movies were an odd mix of sexy romantic comedy and musical numbers, but they kinda worked with a wild young cast performing their fair share of nudity. I had no idea the new film was a follow-up until a minute in, when the first musical number started up, and it all became clear that this was related. Basically the movie is about the children of Javier and Carlota, who had a relationship in the second movie but split up and had children with others. Their children fall for one another, and the parents try to sabotage their relationship. That attempt doesn’t necessarily go to plan. Interestingly Natalia Verbeke, who was one of the lovers in the first movie briefly appears as Javier’s now wife, so that’s a strange development.


The new film features nice, albeit brief, nudity from Lucía Caraballo. I’m pretty sure this is her nude debut.


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Johnny Moronic’s film clips are here

Rihanna is good at Instagram

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Charli XCX is good at Instagram

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Bianca Censori walking around L.A. nearly naked, as is her wont

Scoop, May 4, 2026 (8:54 pm)May 4, 2026 (9:56 pm) ... 4 comments.

She was photographed with her new strawberry-blonde hair while leaving a luxury spa appointment on May 3 in L.A. For you car buffs, Reddit says she is climbing into a Porsche 911 Targa 4S, although I was looking at a different set of headlights.


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The history of Bianca’s public see-throughs

This one is the GOAT of public see-throughs (last year’s Grammy appearance), and it will be tough for anyone to top.

I think the previous record holder was probably Rose McGowan at the 1998 VMA.

If they create a Mt. Rushmore for public celebrity nudity, Bianca and Rose are the Washington and Lincoln. (If you accept that Bianca is a celebrity, which is a debatable proposition.)

Brooks Nader was essentially naked at a swanky bullshit event

Scoop, May 4, 2026 (12:48 am)May 4, 2026 (2:15 am) ... 7 comments.

Brooks Nader is pictured at Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s Met Gala pre-party in New York City on Saturday, May 2. She is no stranger to see-through outfits, but I think she has outdone herself this time.


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Previous appearances by Brooks Nader

Dani Ramirez: outtakes from Tony Duran’s Ascension series

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  • thevoid99 on Bianca Censori walking around L.A. nearly naked, as is her wont: “Agreed. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮” May 4, 23:25
  • Mikey on Sook-Yin Lee nudography: “I was vaguely disappointed in it, to be honest. I mean, I thought the concept of “let’s do a serious…” May 4, 23:19
  • Veil on Bianca Censori walking around L.A. nearly naked, as is her wont: “Not hot…” May 4, 22:53
  • Scoop on Bianca Censori walking around L.A. nearly naked, as is her wont: “I agree, Bianca is the GOAT. It will be tough for anyone to top last year’s Grammy appearance. I think…” May 4, 21:46
  • Dingo on Bianca Censori walking around L.A. nearly naked, as is her wont: “Brooks Nader needs to up her game. Bianca is the GOAT of see-throughs. I would like to see the two…” May 4, 21:26
  • Sean on Brooks Nader was essentially naked at a swanky bullshit event: “She bought ’em, her right to show ’em off” May 4, 19:40
  • Hanzo the Razor on Sook-Yin Lee nudography: “Wow, had no idea she was a veejay, this would be like if my 80s crush Martha Quinn mooned MTV…” May 4, 19:20
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