Uncle Scoopy's world-weary musings about naked celebrities, sports, humor and other important, manly things.
It was a disappointing week. Apart from Grazi wading topless in a swimming scene, there’s geriatric nudity, and one breast on a corpse.
Episode 26 – none
Episode 27 – just a blurry butt from Grazi Massafera
Episode 28 – Grazi Massafera, Isabela Garcia, Thalma de Freitas
Grazi Massafera
Isabela Garcia
Thalma de Freitas
Episode 29 – Isabelle Nassar, one breast as a corpse
Episode 30 – Deborah Evelyn
The previous episodes have been a tremendous source of nudity
Obscure Italian fantasy film.
It’s night, a little girl runs in the woods. The noise of the earth and of the breaking branches under her feet accompanies a labored breathing towards the only safe place, in the arms of nature. Maia is now a young woman, her hair and blood are naturally green and an inexplicable attraction leads her insistently to seek contact with nature, trees, flowers. This is also the world of Teo, who with her shyness and the secrets of her greenhouse will stay close to her and help her face the abandonment of her human form to become Nature herself. An understanding made of friendship, understanding, attraction, where the meeting between the human and vegetal forms is perhaps the true love that neither of them has known.
Drama from Argentina: Original title: Tesis sobre una domesticación
A successful transgender actress and her lawyer husband decide to adopt a child, defying the conservative community in Argentina. But their attempt for a domestic happiness is thwarted when they visit the actress’s hometown.
With three- and four-minute sex scenes, this drama walks a tightrope of legitimacy, always threatening to fall into the exploitation pit, but always avoiding the full stumble. Since the scenes are so dark and the actress, a biological male who co-also wrote the film, has zero percent of the original factory equipment, I had little enthusiasm.
I don’t think I’m transphobic, and I don’t think you should judge a person by the people they want to have sex with.
Except Tom Arnold, of course.
But I’m just not interested. I suppose your mileage may vary, so the videos are below. You can decide for yourself.
I recognize some names on the list, like Sami Sheen and Diora Baird
The Canadian model showed up at Gekko Miami on March 5 to promote “The CEO Club,” a Prime Video docuseries, which features Harlow and others.
Ellie Bamber wearing a semi-lace dress and showing a hint of her pink nipple while she’s attending the Elie Saab fashion show in Paris!
Teaser:
Her bio:
Amber Elaine Glenn (born October 28, 1999) is an American figure skater. She is a 2026 Olympic Games team event gold medalist, the 2024–25 Grand Prix Final champion, a three-time U.S. national champion (2024–26), a six-time ISU Grand Prix medalist, and a five-time ISU Challenger Series medalist. She has also finished within the top ten at five ISU Championships.
This is the article. As always, I have no clue about the authenticity of the claims. Some of the usual commenters follow this scene, but I do not.
There’s no nudity, but this is about as close as she gets, and she did look mighty sexy in the flimsy top.
Videos. The second clip is just there for the silly factor.
When I recently gathered all the Vicky Krieps files in one place, I discovered that, if we count transparent tops as nudity, she has done 18 nude roles in just 14 years. That’s an impressive pace.
I’ve never calculated who the all-time champ might be among legitimate actresses. Have any of you ever tried to figure this out?
Below are some prolific actresses listed with Mr. Skin’s “nude roles” count. This is not a comprehensive list and we can’t rely on it, for two reasons:
Among the women I looked up, these performed more than 15 nude roles by Mr. Skin’s count. You can safely say they were in AT LEAST that many, because I know of no instance where his count is too high. In order to be considered as legitimate actresses for this list, they need a nomination or award from one of the national academies. (Oscar, Cesar, BAFTA, AACTA, Ariel, Genie, Goya, Golden Calf, other)
In the case of Vicky Krieps, we used my count, since I just worked on it. “Uncle” also offered some alternate counts. The bottom of the list includes some actresses with fewer than 15 roles because they may be the leaders from their countries.
Victoria Abril 32 (Highest Spain)
Isabelle Huppert 28 (Highest France)
Monica Bellucci 27 (Highest Italy)
Charlotte Rampling 26 (27 per “uncle.” Highest England, Highest English-speaking)
Sophie Marceau 23
Emmanuelle Béart 23
Irène Jacob 22 (Highest Switzerland) *
Sharon Stone 22 (Highest USA)
Nicole Kidman 21 (Highest Australia)
Jane Birkin 20
Blanca Guerra 20 (Highest Mexico)
Charlotte Gainsbourg 17 (20 per “uncle”)
Nasty Kinski 19 (Highest Germany)
Élodie Bouchez 19
Juliette Binoche 19
Carol Laure 18 (Highest Canada)
Marion Cotillard 17
Kate Winslet 16
Helen Mirren 16
Elsa Zylberstein 16
Vicky Krieps 16 (16 is my count; Highest Luxembourg)
Romy Schneider 14 (Highest Austria)
Cecile de France 13 (Ironically, not France. Highest Belgium)
Carice van Houton 10 (Highest Netherlands??)
Sonia Braga 10 (Highest Brazil??)
Helen Shaver 9 (Highest Canada, not French??) **
(* Yes, I know Jacob was born in France)
(** Pamela Anderson has more nude scenes than Shaver. Believe it or not, she’s a borderline case for the list, even though she spent most of her life just getting naked and getting Razzies. She has no nomination from any of the academies, but she has been nominated for a Golden Globe for her role in The Last Showgirl!)
Of course Julie Strain will have 60 nude scenes because she was in 60 movies where the sole purpose of the movie was to show Julie Strain naked. That’s not the kind of roles we’re looking for.
