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4K captures
Sydney Sweeney
Priscilla Delgado
Chloe Cherry (nn)
Bella Podaras (nn)
1080hd captures of Sydney Sweeney. (They seem a little clearer and brighter than the 4K.)
Here are all the 1080hd videos. They will stream. There are also 4K videos for Sweeney and Delgado, but they have to be downloaded because they won’t stream, and I wasn’t impressed by the quality.
This is an soft-core film from Full Moon Features. The running time is only about an hour, but it is pretty solid entertainment. The acting is capable (maybe one exception); the production values are solid; and there is a mystery to unravel. You can see the nudity below. Overall, it is a worthy genre flick.
Director Charles Band takes you beyond the threshold of artificial intelligence with this startling and sexy new thriller. When a young woman begins immersing herself in the arena of AI, her wildest and darkest fantasies become sensual realities. But the deeper she sinks into her online explorations, the closer she gets to the shocking truth.
I don’t know Lilly Bell, but I’m guessing that some of you do. Based on the fact that she has 144 IMDb credits in just five years, I’ll guess she is in the adult entertainment business.
If you’re not convinced by the numbers alone, some of the titles should sway you over:
Lilly Loves Girls: A Gonzo Showcase Film
Lesbian Burning Desire
Cocktoberfest
Amateur Blowjobs 15
Device Bondage
Hogtied
Teen Blowjob Auditions 10
Lesbian Tutors 9
Lilly Bell Lets Daddy Punish Her Tight Pussy
Lesbian Stepsisters 10
Lesbian Adventures: Strap-On Specialists 16
Moms Teach Sex
Teacher Fucks Teens
Princess Cum
Watching My Mommy Go Black 18
Fucking Machines
I can’t wait for Teen Blowjob Auditions 11 to see if Lilly got the part, which interestingly enough, was the Katherine Hepburn role in a remake of The African Queen, as performed by the Royal Shakespeare Company.
She probably didn’t get it, because Judi Dench gave the teen a much better blowjob.
Oh, I’ll bet you thought the teens were giving the blowjobs. That’s what they wanted you to think.
I hate those twist endings.
As much as I hate to see a film end with the ol’ switcheroo, I’m glad M. Knight Shayamalan is still working. The man really knows his blowjobs. I hope they keep him on for #11.
Both women
Elliott Woods (aka Hazel Moore)
Lilly Bell
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There’s some lesbian incest in this exploitation film from the UK.
The sophisticated plot was probably stolen from Tolstoy:
A young man fantasizes about fornicating with several women.
Not long after they made this film, Madeleine and Mary Collinson became Playboy’s first twin Playmates in the October, 1970 issue. By then, they had returned to their natural hair color and wore their hair curly. (They either wore wigs for Playboy or had really wild perms. The Playboy article shows them preparing for the trip in London with straight hair and walking around Chicago with curly hair that looks like a perm, but the actual photoshoot shows them with curly hair piled high on their heads, as shown below. To me that looks like a wig piled on a lot of natural hair.)
They followed that with appearances in two 1971 films:
The Love Machine
Twins of Evil – in which only Madeleine did nudity!
(Although Mary had a brief nip-slip in a different scene.)
They also posed nude for various “lad’s mags”:
Just Madeleine
both
To my knowledge, neither of them acted after 1972. Mary raised a family in Italy. Madeleine raised three children in the UK, and later moved to Malta, where the twins had been born. They have both left us. Madeleine died in 2014 from emphysema complications, and Mary passed away in 2021 from broncho-pneumonia.
* Here are the videos from The Love Machine and Twins of Evil
James Brown used to call himself the hardest-working man in show business. Maybe he was. I don’t know.
But I do know the hardest-working man in showbiz today.
It’s our man Eric.
He now has 916 acting credits on IMDb, including 14 this year so far, and 90 in the pipeline. That’s not a typo. He is in NINETY upcoming projects. I suppose he celebrated his birthday with a quick nod to those who thanked him, then set upon learning his lines for some crappy film in Croatia or Ecuador or Uzbekistan or Pitcairn’s Island. Gotta study, you know. He has to nail it all today, because tomorrow he’s on a plane to some place we’ve probably never heard of, someplace deep in the jungle or high atop a mountain, where they eat insects and worship mud. But if they have a camera, and their checks don’t bounce, he’ll get there. He may need a safari guide or a sherpa or protection from the Armenian mafia, but he’ll get there, he’ll know his lines, and he’ll hit his marks.
Cheers to ya, E.R., and just keep doin’ you. We’re pullin’ for you to hit the thousand mark.
(s3e7)
This was another episode with multiple steamy sex scenes and virtually no nudity. Penelope has, however, a great butt.
Character-based Turkish drama from a highly respected director, Özcan Alper. Original title: Erken Kış
6.8 at IMDb.
Ferhat, a factory manager in Istanbul, and Handan, a bank manager, decide to have a child through surrogacy with Lia, a young artist of Georgian and Ukrainian descent. Shortly after their daughter Ada is born, war breaks out between Russia and Ukraine. As a result, Lia is forced to stay in Istanbul with Ferhat and Handan for a while longer.
Some pubes were also visible from some angles
It is possible that everything is prosthetic. I don’t know how far they go with the pregnancy prosthetics.
You may have seen most of them all before, but this is an excellent collection of them in one place, with good details about the circumstances.
Cue up “The Way We Were” for this story:
Frank Sinatra was initially arrested for “seduction,” which in the 1930s meant convincing a single woman of good reputation to have sex under a false promise of marriage. (Apparently there was no crime if the single woman had a bad reputation. Contrary to what your racist uncles tell you at Thanksgiving, there were no “good old days.”)
The charge was later changed to “adultery,” when it was revealed that the woman was already married. Both charges were dismissed: the former charge was invalidated when it was discovered that the woman was married; the latter was resolved after he paid a $500 “bond,” which is the New Jersey word for “bribe.”
Sinatra spent the night in jail. His mugshot and fingerprints were taken the following day. The fingerprint record lists birth date and age (22), weight (125lb), height (5-8), hair color (black), eye color (blue), and occupation (singer).
By the way, adultery was a crime in New York State until last year!
A lot of it is actually just having to do with the necessities of motherhood, the need to feed your child and breastfeed. And then that’s kind of juxtaposed, later, when Margo’s doing her OnlyFans. But I think it’s a nice commentary of how her relationship to her body changes.
Examples from the OnlyFans portion of her life:
You can find examples from the pre-OnlyFans period in the first three episodes, which are covered in depth (with captures and videos) here.
