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“This day is called the feast of Crispian …”

Scoop, October 25, 2026 (12:00 am)September 8, 2026 (3:04 am) ... 7 comments.

“He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say ‘To-morrow is Saint Crispian:’
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars.
And say ‘These wounds I had on Crispin’s day.’
Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot,
But he’ll remember with advantages
What feats he did that day: then shall our names.
Familiar in his mouth as household words
Harry the king, Bedford and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester,
Be in their flowing cups freshly remember’d.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember’d;
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.”

Shakespeare, Henry V (Act IV, Scene III),

It was on October 25th in 1415 that Henry V of England led his troops to a resounding victory over France at Agincourt, although the English were outnumbered, and fighting on French territory. Making victory even less likely was the fact that his troops were basically on foot, while the French forces included many armed and mounted knights.

Henry had one important thing on his side – longbows. The longbow wasn’t new technology, but the English had turned it into a devastating military system. Henry had some 5,000 archers and they had plenty of arrows. He also had the ideal setting for his archers to confront the French advance. The battlefield was a narrow, muddy opening between two dense forests, basically the worst possible conditions for the French. The mud impeded the French advance, while the dense woodlands made it impossible for the French to create flanking or rear attacks. The terrain forced them to make direct charges, straight into hail after hail of English arrows. The horsemen who successfully approached the English lines found that the archers were protected from cavalry charges by sharpened, outward-facing stakes. In the narrow opening afforded them, with piles of bodies to their rear, dense forests on either side, and thousands of well-sheltered English longbowmen in front of them, the French could neither charge nor retreat effectively. Once the French formation collapsed, the battle became a slaughter. The English were merciless. Historians estimate that the archers may have fired hundreds of thousands of arrows that day. The piles of French bodies were so high that it was difficult to identify exactly who did die that day. Some of their wives had to find out over time, simply from the fact that their husbands never returned. The bloodshed didn’t even end with the eventual French retreat. Henry ordered most of his prisoners killed, although how many actually died in the massacre is uncertain. He spared only those of the very highest ranks, and even ordered the killing of some men worth ransoming.

Here is a concise description of the action:

Per Wikipedia:

“The French had suffered a catastrophic defeat. In all, around 6,000 of their fighting men lay dead on the ground. The list of casualties, one historian has noted, “read like a roll call of the military and political leaders of the past generation”. Among them were 90–120 great lords and bannerets killed, including three dukes, nine counts and one viscount, also an archbishop. Of the great royal office holders, France lost its constable, an admiral, the Master of Crossbowmen, Master of the Royal Household and prévôt of the marshals. 3,069 knights and squires were killed, while at least 2,600 more corpses were found without coats of arms to identify them. Entire noble families were wiped out in the male line, and in some regions an entire generation of landed nobility was annihilated. The bailiffs of nine major northern towns were killed, often along with their sons, relatives and supporters. In the words of Juliet Barker, the battle “cut a great swath through the natural leaders of French society. Estimates of the number of prisoners vary between 700 and 2,200, amongst them the dukes of Orléans and Bourbon, the counts of Eu, Vendôme, Richemont (brother of the Duke of Brittany and stepbrother of Henry V) and Harcourt, and marshal Jean Le Maingre.”

In contrast, Shakespeare contended that the English casualties amounted to 29 men, of which 25 were unnamed, presumably untitled.

(Cough. Cough.)

OK, that was a bit of bullshit, although it wasn’t entirely Shakespeare’s bullshit. His source, Holinshed, reported the same absurdly low figure—then immediately added that “writers of greater credit” put the English dead at more than 500 or 600. Shakespeare, displaying the instincts of a gifted press secretary, went with 29.

Exaggeration aside, Agincourt was one of history’s great tactical victories, destroying a larger force and wiping out a remarkable portion of the French military and political leadership. It also greatly strengthened Henry’s position in France. After five more years of war, conquest and French civil strife, the Treaty of Troyes recognized Henry as regent of France and heir to the French throne.

(He would die a little more than two years later, just weeks before Charles VI, and therefore never actually sit on that throne.)

More important than any of that to us today is that the victory inspired one of Shakespeare’s best speeches, as cited above and shown below. Ol’ Shakey often used his speeches and monologues to deliver melancholy, philosophical ruminations about the fragility of life, but this was different. It was a stirring call to action for country and brotherhood.

Ambra Ferrara topless in Killer Card (2026)

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A former addict fighting for a new life is pulled back into darkness when a shadowy manipulator targets her deepest fears. As a mysterious card triggers a chain of psychological horrors, Elisa must confront her past before it destroys everything she’s built.


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Gabby Nixx topless in the latest episode of Tulsa King (s4e2)

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Amelia Gray Hamlin see-thru

Scoop, October 24, 2026 (2:58 pm) ... 2 comments.

A leather and lace dress that kinda-sorta covered her nipples, except when it didn’t.


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Petra Collins in a sheer dress

Scoop, October 24, 2026 (2:51 pm)October 24, 2026 (2:52 pm) ... no comments.

Fashion model Petra Collins who is also known as a photographer and director is showing nipples when wearing a sheer lace dress to the Saint Laurent Fashion Show at Paris Fashion Week on September 29, 2026!


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Happy Salieri Day

Scoop, October 24, 2026 (12:01 am)October 24, 2026 (2:54 am) ... 12 comments.

It is so named in honor of the greatest role of my favorite living character actor (since Wilford Brimley died), and my fellow Longhorn, the F man himself, F. Murray Abraham. He won an Oscar for playing the cunning, Machiavellian character of Antonio Salieri, “the patron saint of mediocrities,” and possible poisoner of Mozart. Today is Abraham’s birthday, so happy 87th birthday, you magnificent, Mozart-killing bastard.

To celebrate this special holiday each year, in honor of Abraham’s memorable representation of the sycophantic and hypocritical Salieri, we take this time to honor our loved ones publicly and to their faces, but then to betray them behind their backs and take credit for their achievements.

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“When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.”

As far as we know, the “Salieri killed Mozart” legend is total bullshit, as is just about everything else people think they know about Salieri. (The New Yorker covered the modern misperception of Salieri with an excellent and detailed article.) 1

Just a few years after Salieri’s death, Pushkin wrote a short play («Моцарт и Сальери») that gave a public, artistic airing to an idea that previously had been merely a rumor in intellectual circles – that a jealous Salieri had poisoned Mozart. The great Pushkin was a brilliant wordsmith, the Shakespeare of the Russian language, some say the very creator of modern Russian, but he was no historian, and was also a hot-headed ass whose own character flaw was … (wait for it) … jealousy. In English we often use the expression “fatal character flaw” with no regard for the literal meaning. In Pushkin’s case, his propensity for jealousy was indeed fatal. (He died in a duel involving his wife’s flirtations, or lack thereof.) Although Pushkin undoubtedly pictured himself as Mozart, the crass interloper in courtly society who was somehow blessed with an immeasurable genius unattainable by the Tsar’s favorites, his version of Salieri is a rather obvious subconscious representation of himself, a man so consumed by jealousy that he was willing to kill his rival.

Pushkin’s accusation would undoubtedly have exited the 20th century as an obscure piece of literary and historical trivia, but the idea that Salieri may have poisoned Mozart was resuscitated and cemented into our modern consciousness in the 1970s. The culprit was “Amadeus,” a celebrated play that became Oscar’s “Best Picture.” As a result of the popularity of that story, many people believe the legend today, notwithstanding a complete lack of any factual or logical basis for that belief. In reality, all of Mozart’s closest friends and associates continued to associate cordially with Salieri after Mozart’s death, and none seem to have suspected Salieri of foul play.

Mozart and Salieri were rivals, to be sure. That rivalry even included a head-to-head battle during an opera composition competition held by Emperor Joseph II in 1786. Mozart lost that competition. Contrary to the entire basis of Amadeus, it was actually Mozart who was the envious one. He was jealous of Salieri’s success, and of Salieri’s position as the emperor’s favorite. This was no literary fabrication, but was based on the hard evidence of Mozart’s own words, as expressed in letters to his father.

Wikipedia picks up the story:

In the 1780s, while Mozart lived and worked in Vienna, he and his father Leopold wrote in their letters that several “cabals” of Italians led by Salieri were actively putting obstacles in the way of Mozart’s obtaining certain posts or staging his operas. For example, Mozart wrote in December 1781 to his father that “the only one who counts in [the Emperor’s] eyes is Salieri”. Their letters suggest that both Mozart and his father, being Austrians who resented the special place that Italian composers had in the courts of the Austrian nobility, blamed the Italians in general and Salieri in particular for all of Mozart’s difficulties in establishing himself in Vienna. Mozart wrote to his father in May 1783 about Salieri and Lorenzo Da Ponte, the court poet: “You know those Italian gentlemen; they are very nice to your face! Enough, we all know about them. And if [Da Ponte] is in league with Salieri, I’ll never get a text from him, and I would love to show him what I can really do with an Italian opera.” In July 1783, he again wrote to his father of “a trick of Salieri’s”, one of several letters in which Mozart accused Salieri of trickery.

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Vaguely related anecdotes:

1. The F in F. Murray Abraham doesn’t stand for anything. His name is Murray Abraham, but he thought that sounded undistinguished and pedestrian, so he added an initial to make him sound special. He chose F in particular in honor of his dad. In theory, it should be written without the period, since F is just F and not an abbreviation, but he spells it with the period.

2. The great genius’s name, the part between the Wolfgang and the Mozart, was not Amadeus at all. In birth it was Theophilus. His baptismal certificate reads: “Joannes Chrysostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus Mozart.”

Theophilus is Greek for “beloved of God.” Amadeus is simply a direct translation of that expression into Latin. Mozart himself used the French, German and Italian translations at various times. (Amadé, Gottlieb and Amadeo, respectively.) He generally signed his compositions “Wolfgango Amadeo.” A benefit concert for Mozart’s family was held in Prague on December 28, 1791, billed as “Concert in memory of Wolfgang Gottlieb Mozart.” His earliest biographers also used Gottlieb as a middle name. As far as we know, Mozart never once referred to himself as Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, although he did jokingly sign correspondence in pseudo-Latin as Wolfgangus Amadeus Mozartus. Somehow, in the 19th century, Mozart’s little jest became his posthumous reality.

The weirdest variation of all appears on his marriage registration, where his name has been mysteriously Anglicized to “Adam” – Wolfgang Adam Mozart! Scholars assume that is a misspelling of “Amadé.”

3. Tom Hulce played Mozart in the film version of Amadeus. If he were cast today, he could play Steve Bannon.

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FOOTNOTE 1: Here is a hack that will usually work when you run into one of those “subscribe to continue reading” messages and you really want to read the article: (1) Right click on the main part of the page (not the “subscribe to continue” window); (2) choose save as; (3) choose HTML only; (4) go to the directory where you saved it and click on it – it should open in your browser without the paywall; (5) just delete the .html page when you’re finished.

You should get all the text, but the formatting may or may not be polished, and you may or may not get pictures and attachments. Those things depend on their coding techniques. This works for most such pages, but about 10% of them use more sophisticated paywalls. (That percentage will increase in time as soon as they realize their systems are easily defeated.)

When saving, you could also choose “html page complete,” and that will usually retain all the proper formatting. I don’t like that because it leaves directories that I forget to scrub from my hard disk.

Juliane Araujo with a short flash in episode 2 of Veronika com K

Scoop, October 23, 2026 (4:30 pm)October 23, 2026 (5:10 pm) ... 1 comment.


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Scoop, October 23, 2026 (3:32 pm)October 23, 2026 (3:37 pm) ... 4 comments.


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Follow up: Laura Harring and Naomi Watts nudity in Mulholland Drive (2001)

Scoop, October 23, 2026 (3:28 pm)October 23, 2026 (5:58 pm) ... 9 comments.

Another request, I added an AI clip to my original post.

It wasn’t until the Criterion Blu-ray that the movie was finally restored and left uncut/uncensored so Laura Harring’s crotch wasn’t pixilated. That Blu-Ray didn’t censor Laura’s nudity, but it was really dark. Both of the 4K scenes are shown below.

1. Manual brightening.

I brightened the captures from the dark Laura Harring scene, and shrank it down to 1080hd to reduce the pixilation. She was indeed fully naked.


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I generated a 720p AI video, then grabbed two stills:


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Both of the 2160hd videos are here, as well as the 720p AI enhancement,

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