Uncle Scoopy's world-weary musings about naked celebrities, sports, humor and other important, manly things.
It’s about time. That’s the third 7-Eleven she robbed this week. It’s a shame for her, though. You need to rob four before you get the free Slurpee.
This was an especially bad one, because she pistol-whipped the assistant manager. Then, even worse, she forced him to eat four taquitos from the roller grill.
I believe we can all sleep a little easier now that she has been captured.
Or we could, except that they already released her, because I made all that up. It was a DUI arrest.
President Trump fired his embattled homeland security secretary, Kristi Noem, on Thursday and announced plans to replace her with Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma. Mr. Trump announced the change on social media, along with a new, and previously nonexistent, role for Ms. Noem: special envoy for the Shield of the Americas, which he said would be a new security initiative for the Western Hemisphere.
Shifting from her Game of Thrones fan fiction cosplay character, Kristi Dogslayer, she’s now the new Captain America, shield and all. She will team up with Cap’s rarely seen and far less successful nephew, Private Corey America.
Does she get to keep her costumes? They will come in handy for her expected OnlyFans account.
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Now that she is gone, it opens up a whole new opportunity to be the most incompetent person in the Trump administration. There’s tough competition for that slot between Brain Worm Boy, the Drunken Weekend Anchor, Burn Book Bondi, Jet Boy Patel, Secret Agent Gabbard, Nutlick and now Markwayne.
If wagering on the next to get the axe, I wouldn’t bet on Hegseth, Lutnick or Bobby, since they are white guys. I think the next firing will depend on whether Trump has less respect for women or dark skin. I think I’d bet on Patel. I think Trump’s racism “trumps” Trump’s misogyny. The strongest competition would be Lori Chavez-DeRemer, who is Hispanic, from California, and a woman – the Trump Trifecta. If she praised windmills, she would represent almost everything Trump hates. Next in line would be Bondi and Gabbard, who get the vagina boost over Hegseth, Lutnick and Bobby.
Here are the current betting odds on who will leave the administration (quit or fired) this year.
Lori Chavez-DeRemer Secretary of Labor 61%
Kash Patel Director of the FBI 56%
Pam Bondi Attorney General 56%
Howard Lutnick Secretary of Commerce 42%
Tulsi Gabbard Director of National Intelligence 40%
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. HHS Secretary 35%
Pete Hegseth Secretary of Defense 32%
Linda McMahon Secretary of Education 24%
Marco Rubio Secretary of State 22%
Scott Bessent Secretary of the Treasury 18%
Brendan Carr Chairman of the FCC 18%
Khaddi Sagnia is an Olympic long jumper from Sweden. She did not medal in either the 2016 or 2020 games, but did finish in the top ten in Tokyo.
(No proper nudity. The poses include some see-through, sexy lingerie, and thongs. There are also some action photos.)
Film maker Reagan Yorke showing a healthy dose of cleavage on the red carpet at the 32nd Actor Awards in Los Angeles!
She has to be one of the better looking directors, but I had never heard of her, and I suppose I will forget her when I finish typing this sentence.
Nude Nicole ‘Coco’ Austin hanging out and using her phone in bed while the game is on in the background!
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The gallery also includes images of her equally brobdingnagian breasts.
Megan Fox posed for photographer Cibelle Levi in a new photoshoot.
Ravyn Lenae showing accidental nipple at The BRIT Awards 2026 in Manchester!
I’m not convinced of the “ACCIDENTAL” part of that quotation. It seems to me that an exposed nipple was inevitable in that outfit.
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