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Speaking of Susan Anspach …

Scoop, September 19, 2026 (10:57 am)September 19, 2026 (11:00 am) ... 11 comments.

Given that she’s gorgeous, I asked AI to take a shot at the two scenes where we have her face and some nudity in the same frame.

The images from Montenegro (1981) ware unsatisfactory. We just don’t have enough definition to work with. The AI picture was pretty slick, but it was impossible to make out Anspach’s face in the original, so AI took a guess that looked nothing like her. I then fed in a facial close-up of Anspach from IMDb, and asked the AI to use that. The result was better, but still unsatisfactory (see here). I repeated the experiment with a second AI, got worse results, and gave up.

The scene from Into the Fire (1987) was another story, which demonstrates how inconsistent AI results can be. Vireel 4.0 delivered a gorgeous, photo-realistic image in one pass.

So it goes.


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UPDATE: Carole Laure in Sweet Movie (1974)

Scoop, September 19, 2026 (9:58 am)September 19, 2026 (4:22 pm) ... 6 comments.

(Update: added the chocolate scene, as requested.)

This is one of Dušan Makavejev’s typical surrealistic films. Many consider him the most important figure in the history of Yugoslav cinema. This is not as impressive a distinction as you might think, since the second-most important figure in the history of Yugoslav cinema is a rusty tractor.

In this particular bit of weirdness, Dean Wormer bathes Carole Laure, who is wearing Christmas lights over her fun stuff. After his ministrations, he whips out a gold-painted penis and pisses on her. I believe this is a traditional Yugoslavian wedding night.

Kidding aside, I don’t get the point, but I never get the point of his artistic films. Frankly, I rarely get the point of his commercial films either, even when I can follow the plot.

He made this one in exile, filming in Montreal and some European locations. We’ve seen a few of his films here from time to time, as they occasionally contain some memorable nudity. In two of his more conventional films, we saw Susan Anspach and Greta Scacchi naked. Anspach made one of her rare nude appearances in Montenegro, and Scacchi got naked in The Coca-Cola Kid.

The Dean Wormer scene:


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(ADDED) The chocolate scene:

As I feared, I really don’t have anything to add to the chocolate scene. When something is dark, I can bring it out. When something is artificially colored, I can adjust it. But that scene is already lit and colored well, and there’s nothing I can do to make chocolate go away. I did blow up the very first pic below to outrageous size, if you’re interested.


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Mia Hunt naked in episode 4 of Route 187

Scoop, September 19, 2026 (7:05 am) ... 4 comments.

It’s better-than-usual nudity from Paramount+


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Shin Yoon-Ha topless in episode 5 of The Scandal

Scoop, September 19, 2026 (6:57 am)September 19, 2026 (6:59 am) ... 3 comments.

If her breasts are real, they are spectacular.


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Monica Mejuto – rear nudity in episode 2 of Route 187

Scoop, September 19, 2026 (6:41 am) ... no comments.

This is a new Paramount+ crime series from Tyler Perry’s studio.

Citizens combat urban violence until thugs murder a bus driver and a students, leading authorities to hunt the culprits captured on video.


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Yar-r-r-r, Jim-Lad. It be talk like a pirate day

Scoop, September 19, 2026 (12:00 am)September 8, 2026 (3:38 am) ... 5 comments.


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OK, I admit it. I don’t speak pirate myself, but I feel a real closeness to the pirate community. It all started in high school, when the vice-principal assigned me the locker next to David Jones, or “Davy,” as we called him.

I was so close to glory, yet you never hear a pirate say, “We sent ‘im to Davy Jones’s locker, which, by the way, is right next to Uncle Scoopy’s.”

I actually forgot to speak or write like a pirate last September 19. I’ve decided to spin my failure by saying that I chose to portray pirates as they really talked instead of creating some larger-than-life caricature. Just think of it in terms of Dennis Quaid playing Doc Holliday.

Long John Silver and Doc Holliday have something in common. They are roles that are more successful when overacted. Dennis Quaid portrayed Doc Holliday as a real person. Nobody wants to see that shit. That’s like portraying a medieval bridge-keeper without one decent riddle, or playing Richard III as a thoughtful man with perfect posture.

Or portraying a Yarrr-less pirate.

That reminds me of a story my sons told me. When they were kids, they watched some show about a local news announcer who had to fill in when the local kiddie-show guy got sick. He didn’t enjoy acting and he didn’t understand the characters. When he played Cap’n Jack the pirate he would just read the cue cards in his news-announcer voice. “Avast me hearties, it be time for a cartoon. Yar, kids.” (Just pronouncing “yar” to rhyme with “bar,” with no rolled “r.”) The part of the story I liked best was how he hosted the Horror Theater as Ghost Jack, reading his evil laugh off the cue cards in a flat, toneless voice as “Mewee, mewee, ma-ha-ha, kids.” I never saw that show, whatever it was, but I remember how much the kids and I loved to talk about it, and how we would make up other larger-than-life characters to be played by the substitute Something Jack: Cowboy Jack, Vampire Jack, Gabby Jack, Sonny Jack (who had a perfectly sensible appreciation of Cocoa Puffs), Jack the Tiger (“Frosted Flakes are great, I suppose. Well, let’s just say to be fair that they’re quite tasty, kids.”), Yosemite Jack, Jack Ventura (Pet Detective), etc.

Now that I think about it, I would love to see how Dennis Quaid would play Sonny the Cuckoo.

This is a day when we honor Robert Newton, essentially the inventor of pirate-speak as we now conceive of it.



Some four years after Treasure Island, Newton played Long John Silver again in the 1954 film Long John Silver, shot in Australia. The same production then made 26 half-hour episodes of The Adventures of Long John Silver, also starring Newton. Remarkably, they were filmed in color, even though few people owned color TVs at the time—and Australia itself didn’t even have television yet. If Wikipedia has the dates right, Newton was alive when the series began airing in the USA in 1955, but had passed away before it reached the UK in 1957, where he could play the part post-mortem. Death didn’t slow him in the least. Now that is commitment that even Daniel Day-Lewis could learn from.

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Other Piraty crap:

Pirate-speakin’ lesson be here, y’ scurvy dogs

The Bible for buccaneers

The pirate name generator

For more pirate names:

Names for the pirate crew:

And to translate your words to Pirate Speak

Brooks Nader – usual shenanigans

Scoop, September 18, 2026 (4:46 pm) ... no comments.

Brooks Nader flashing a nipple when posing next to her Baywatch co-star Hassie Harrison at the MPTF 20th Annual Evening Before in West Hollywood on September 13, 2026!

The Evening Before event is an industry party held before the Emmy Awards!


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Hannah Einbinder topless in Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)

Scoop, September 18, 2026 (12:54 pm)September 18, 2026 (1:39 pm) ... 9 comments.

UPDATE: Just released in 1080hd and 2160hd

This is a “meta” slasher film about making a slasher film. It is part slasher film, part genre parody, part psycho-sexual adventure.

A queer filmmaker is hired to direct a new installment of the long-running slasher franchise Camp Miasma. The director becomes fixated on the prospect of casting the reclusive actress who played the final girl in the original film. As the two women begin to work together, they descend into a frenzy of psychosexual mania.

IMDb: 7.1
Rotten Tomatoes: 98% (!! ??)

There are things I like about the film. I love the introduction. As often seen in Wes Anderson films, the auteur created an elaborate, intricate fictional universe with a back story too detailed to absorb without the pause button. In that universe, Camp Miasma is a legendary horror franchise that rivals Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street, with similar highs and lows in the history of the franchise. That fictional world is supported by faux newspaper articles, VHS/DVD boxes, reviews, billboards, video games, board games, etc.

I found the main body of the film unappealing. There is very little forward movement in the narrative, and I am an impatient person. The sex scene pictured below, featuring Hannah Einbinder and Gillian Anderson, is more than eight minutes long. Other sex scenes between them (without nudity) take up another four or five minutes. I rarely fast-forward during a sex scene, but I was so bored here that I made an exception.


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Here is the part of the film I liked: the ersatz history.

“Nana” rear nudity in episode 8 of The Scandal

Scoop, September 18, 2026 (12:39 pm) ... no comments.

This one is not much of a nude scene, or much of any kind of a scene. As I watched it, I thought that I had accidentally hit the pause button.


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This scene was a nothing burger, but she did a much better scene in episode 7. MUCH better. That page also gives you a summary of the show and a brief bio of Nana, AKA Im Jin-Ah.

“Nana” nudity in episode 7 of The Scandal

Scoop, September 18, 2026 (12:22 pm)September 18, 2026 (12:23 pm) ... 4 comments.

This Korean series is a historical romance. It has just been released on Netflix.

A cunning noblewoman and a notorious playboy engage in a secret game of seduction and manipulation, drawing an innocent young widow into their dangerous romantic power play.

The series is not the story here. The reason to pay attention is Nana, AKA Im Jin-ah. You older American guys probably never heard of her. I know I never did. But she seems to be a big deal at other ports of call, especially as a singer. She also won the title of World’s Most Beautiful Face in both 2014 and 2015 in the rankings issued each year by TC Candler.

Here is her IMDb bio:

Hailed as the ‘God-Tier Visual of the Second Generation of K-pop”, Im Jin-ah, professionally recognized as Nana, is a South Korean Actress active in singing, acting, and modeling. She has been recognized as perhaps one of the most beautiful women in the world and has been listed by TC Candler for over a decade straight since 2013 and has been in the top nominations during those times. Jin-ah graduated from Ochang High School in Cheongju and was a participant in the 2009 Asia Pacific Super Model Contest. Later on that year, she gained prominence as a member of After School on November 25, 2009, with the release of their solo song “Because of You” which became a massive hit during the time. The group won multiple awards during their time and became one of the most influential girl groups from the 2nd generation of K-pop known for their ‘sexy’ concept as well for their sophisticated and mature image. In June 2010, Nana and fellow members Raina and Lizzy assembled the sub-group, Orange Caramel, releasing the single “Magic Girl” showing a bubbly-charming image contrasted with After School’s sensuous concept. Aside from her musical endeavors, Nana has also made a significant impact in the acting industry. She has appeared in numerous television dramas, showcasing her versatility as an actress.


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