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Jennie’s wardrobe malfunction. Or is it?

Scoop, August 21, 2026 (8:43 am)August 21, 2026 (8:51 am) ... 2 comments.

She’s a K-Pop star from the group Blackpink. Her full name is Jennie Kim.

During her solo set at the Summer Sonic 2026 music festival in Tokyo, BLACKPINK’s Jennie experienced a viral wardrobe malfunction on stage while wearing a custom Calvin Klein denim outfit. The singer swiftly paused her performance to resolve the top’s shift before returning to complete her full set with seamless professionalism.

People are debating this online. Some say it’s an AI fake. Others say it’s real, but just a nipple covering. Others say it’s the real McCoy. As Mel Allen used to say, “You make the call.”

Here is the story.

Here is the video.

Virginie Ledoyen naked in Jeanne and the Perfect Guy (1998)

Scoop, August 20, 2026 (11:27 pm) ... 1 comment.

French musical drama

Jeanne has an appetite for love that can never be satisfied. Lovers at every corner of her life she is still in search of that “one”. When a impromptu tryst on the subway with Olivier gives her butterflies like never before she finally finds herself in love, truly in love. Yet she continues her affairs but now with a realization that they are not what she wants, she wants Olivier. Olivier reluctant to continue the romance with Jeanne for fear of hurting her or worse yet her seeing him at his worse. Olivier reveals to Jeanne he has AIDS from a bad needle during his heroine use. This however does not scare Jeanne off and her love for him turns her into a new person who wants to care for him, but that is not what he wants. The two share a common friend that is an AIDS Activist but they don’t know it. Then Olivier because severely ill and Jeanne professes her love and her infidelity. That is the last she ever sees of Olivier. She returns to the hospital to find he has left with his parents, and left no forwarding address. Much time passes, and still the pain of her lost love resides. She knows of nothing of his whereabouts and no way to find him, until she bumps in to a friend that accompanied Olivier on the subway when she met him. Then she finally learns her love has passed on. A musical about the french governments lack of concern and role in the dire conditions of their citizens and about the different classes in society from the immigrant workers, soldiers, upper class and economic dependency on credit cards. A story that covers all walks of life and the pains of love.

A new collage from Johnny Moronic:


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Johnny’s film clips are here.

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Ledoyen nudography

Elle Fanning topless in Rosebush Pruning

Scoop, August 20, 2026 (9:52 pm)August 20, 2026 (10:29 pm) ... 9 comments.

This co-production between the USA and several European countries was filmed in Spain, but is almost exclusively in English.

It’s a melodrama, and has been poorly received by the critics as well as the public

IMDb: 5.5
Tomato Meter: 18%

In an opulent villa underneath the Catalonian sun, American siblings Jack, Ed, Anna and Robert wallow in isolation and their inherited fortune, eschewing the demands of their blind father, and seeking love and validation through each other and their latest designer clothes. When Jack, the eldest brother and linchpin of this family, announces he is moving in with his girlfriend, Martha, blood ties are severed and Ed starts to uncover the truth surrounding their mother’s death. Generational lies begin to unravel, and the fabric of this family slowly begins to disintegrate.


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Needless to say, Elle Fanning has appeared here many times before.

Ruth Reinecke and Victoria Schulz topless in Fossil (2023)

Scoop, August 19, 2026 (10:55 am) ... 12 comments.

German drama

For weeks, work has been at a standstill at the giant open-cast mining excavator that Michael (62) has been maintaining for over forty years. Where coal was once mined and nature devastated, the phase-out of mining is now to be implemented, and an idyllic lake landscape is to emerge in the coming years. But for Michael, working in the open-cast mine is more than just a job; it gives him his identity and purpose in life. He tries to convince his colleagues to protest against the rapid change. Trapped in his stubbornness, however, he increasingly loses support – even within his own family. Nevertheless, Michael simply cannot accept the feeling of no longer being needed and fights back in a quixotic battle against the overwhelming change in the world.

Ruth Reinecke at age 68

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Ladina von Frisching topless in Impatience of the Heart (2025)

Scoop, August 19, 2026 (9:51 am) ... no comments.

German drama. Original title: Ungeduld des Herzens

Out of shame, pity and a longing for purpose, a young soldier feigns feelings for a disabled woman, even fueling her hope of walking again. But her growing distrust and his obsession with curing her create a frenetic spiral that drags everyone into misfortune.

This is based on a 1939 novel by the Austrian writer Stefan Zweig. The novel is known in English as Beware of Pity. The novel is summarized in great detail here. It has inspired many film adaptations, both directly and indirectly.


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Brooks Nader: usual shenanigans

Scoop, August 18, 2026 (7:22 pm)August 19, 2026 (9:27 am) ... 1 comment.

At this point, a Brooks Nader outing without nip slips would be more rare than ones with.

Here are fresh photos of Brooks Nader suffering multiple wardrobe malfunctions when hanging out with model Jack Lumsden in Capri, Italy on August 12, 2026!

The first nip slip happens during a swim. The second when they are lounging together aboard a boat and the third when they are enjoying lunch *see the sample below).

And these were just the nip slips caught by the paparazzi. Her tits were probably hanging out of that skimpy swimsuit all day long!

Are there leaked pics of Canadian actress Merritt Patterson?

Scoop, August 18, 2026 (12:18 pm)August 18, 2026 (12:20 pm) ... 1 comment.

And if so, are they new?

I have no idea, but there’s an article about it here.

Moria Casán and Sofía Gala Castiglione topless in Moria

Scoop, August 18, 2026 (11:41 am)August 18, 2026 (11:48 am) ... 1 comment.

8-part biographical series from Argentina about the life of Moria Casán. Now available on Netflix.

I had never heard of Moria before now, but apparently she is a big deal in Argentina.

Ana María Casanova (born August 16, 1946), known by her stage name Moria Casán, is an Argentine actress and TV personality. Casán made her theatre debut in 1971 as a model in the show Nerón Vuelve in the theater El Nacional, and later became one of the country’s leading vedettes in the revista porteña. Her sex symbol status was further cemented during the late 1970s and 1980s, as she starred in various sexual comedy films alongside Alberto Olmedo, Jorge Porcel and Susana Giménez. Since the mid-1980s, Casán has also established herself as an important TV personality, hosting various sketch comedy programs and talk shows throughout the years. Most recently, Casán was a judge in the popular TV competition Bailando por un Sueño from 2006 to 2017. She currently hosts the TV show Incorrectas and continues starring in several theatrical productions.

I hate it when I have to translate English articles into English.

The Googlenets says:

* In cabaret, revue, or burlesque shows, a vedette is the main female artist, singer, or dancer who headlines the performance.

* La revista porteña, AKA “the Buenos Aires revue,” is a theatrical genre native to Argentina, featuring elaborate musical numbers and scantily-clad showgirls.

Four different women play Moria in the series. Moria Casán, now 80 years old, plays herself today. Casán’s own daughter, Sofía Gala Castiglione, plays Moria at the beginning of her career. I don’t think the other two women remove their tops, but there is nudity in several episodes from anonymous showgirls and beachgoers.

Sofía Gala Castiglione in episode 2. I don’t know whether the pregnancy portion of the episode involves prosthetics, or whether the pre-pregnancy sex scene reveals her real breasts.


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Moria Casán in episode 8


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OK, Trump may have a point

Scoop, August 18, 2026 (3:33 am)August 18, 2026 (11:21 am) ... 12 comments.

It’s not a point worth making, but there is a resemblance.

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From the comments:

— Of course one of the guys (Steven Cheung) insulting him looks like Oddjob from 007

— Nah. Oddjob was much better looking, and nowhere near as scary. For reference, here’s Cheung in the Oddjob hat.

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– I’m thinking it’s just COINCIDENCE that Ms. Harp looks very similar to his daughter Ivanka.
**wink, wink, nudge, nudge**


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Happy Dalton Day!

Scoop, August 18, 2026 (12:01 am)August 18, 2026 (7:23 pm) ... 13 comments.

It’s a day when I celebrate all things Road House, the greatest bad movie of all time.

Bart Simpson once said of Krusty, “He’s my idol. I’ve based my whole life on Krusty’s teachings.” Dalton, the head bouncer at the Road House known as the Double Deuce, is my Krusty.

I celebrate this solemn occasion on Patrick Swayze’s birthday because it was Swayze who brought Dalton to life. The odd part of it is that I’ve never been a huge fan of Patrick Swayze. He’s not even my favorite Swayze, although nobody but me remembers John Cameron Swayze and the Camel News Caravan.

But every dog has his day, and Road House was Patrick’s.

So join me today in drinking a toast to Dalton and the Double Deuce. My drink? Dalton’s drink, of course: Mountain Dew and Dewar’s. The Double Dews.

If you’re not familiar with the real Road House, as opposed to the dumb-ass remake with Jake Gyllenhaal, here’s my summary:

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Roadhouse is a cinema classic and one of the most entertaining movies ever made. It is the White Trash Hamlet; the Redneck Romeo and Juliet; Macbeth with a Mullet; Timon of Athens, Georgia. If I have to go through the process to name my favorite movie, this certainly makes the short list. I would certainly rank it among my top 10 comedies. I doubt whether making a great comedy was the original intention, but as gamblers say, “The cards speak for themselves”.

What’s it all about?

A powerful landowner with a savage taste for hunting gets all his kicks from his domination of a small town and all its inhabitants. Ben Gazzara plays this part, and don’t miss the scene where Gazzara sings. I think I can go out on a limb and say it’s the best evil land baron singing in film history. (You want more musical moments? Sam Elliott also sings in this movie.)

Ben also ranks high in evil rockin’ on his rockin’ chair, just creakin’ away in that evil way while he watches his neighbors at night. Now JFK, when he rocked, that was some good rockin’, some downright saintly rockin’. An’ when Grandpappy Amos rocked while lecturin’ L’il Luke, that thar’ was jes’ rockin’. But when Ben does it – sheer evil. Of course, Ben justifies his evil behavior because there was nothing in the town until he came. He civilized it. His proof: “I brought the 7-Eleven here”. Yup, that’s the sure sign of Civilization with a capital “C”, as documented by Sir Kenneth Clark. You can keep your sophisticated economies, your fey literature and fashions, your individual freedoms, and your lame statues and fountains. It’s not even codified laws. Suck it, Hammurabi! Real civilizations have Slurpees.

Ben comes complete with all the movie evil accoutrements, like an evil paneled den full of animal heads – including herbivorous ruminants! Just thinking – how hard could it be to kill a lumbering herbivore? Even I can be called a big-game hunter in that league. In my own evil paneled den, I have the heads of dairy cows. Now that’s good huntin’! I also enjoy hunting for koalas. They sometimes go for hours without muscle movement, so I don’t have to waste any bullets on the little guys. In fact, you don’t even have to kill ’em and stuff ’em. Just give them a little standing room behind the plaque, hook up a eucalyptus I.V., stick their heads through the opening – bingo – nobody will ever suspect they are still alive.

With the townspeople all terrified that any challenge to Gazzara will cause them to grace the wall in the evil paneled den, it’s clear that somebody from the outside has to challenge Big Ben. The owner of the local bar just happens to know one guy who is tough enough – Dalton, the world’s greatest bouncer. The bouncer is played by Patrick Swayze, who was then one of the hottest properties in filmdom after his success two years earlier in “Dirty Dancing.”

Dalton is not a typical bouncer. He has a degree in Philosophy from NYU. His immersion in the highlights of human thought has given him the insight necessary to utter such lines as “Pain don’t hurt.” There will be a test on this later. My buds and I swaggered around for years, whenever we would see each other, and intoned “pain don’t hurt.” Some interesting questions for the philosophers amongst you: If pain don’t hurt, what does? And why do they call it pain? I’ll leave the answers up to you, because these “trees falling in an empty forest” questions always hurt my head. Although, interestingly enough, when my head hurts there can be no pain, because….

(Your answer here).

I told you there would be a test.

Dalton wears expensive Armani clothing and drives a Mercedes. Being an itinerant and lonely bouncer cleaning up run-down Midwestern dives isn’t that glamorous, but the pay must be sweet. No wonder he gave up his philosophy professorship.

To demonstrate his complete mastery of the nuances of ancient thought, at one point Dalton relieves a guy of his knife with a … um … a proven philosophical technique: the respected and time-honored kick in the nuts. I believe it was Confucius who once wrote that while the pen might be mightier than the sword, he would prefer to address his enemies not with witty epigrams from his quill, but with a swift kick in the privates from his pointed shoes.

My translation from Mandarin may be a bit inexact.

Another great feature of the movie: Dalton carries his complete medical records with him at all times. That assures proper treatment when he goes to the emergency room, which he does regularly, possibly to get wounds treated, or sometimes just to pick up chicks.

Did I mention that there is no law enforcement of any kind in this town? A sheriff shows up in the last minute to ask “What’s goin’ on?”, and everyone says they “di’n’t see nuthin'”.

Ah, the back-up cast! Just thinking of it makes me smile. Make room for wrestler Terry Funk and Kevin Tighe. Tighe plays a guy named Tilghman, presumably so he won’t have to learn any new consonants.

Not many movies are so bad they are good. Most bad movies are bad because they are boring. But this one is not boring at all. Never. In fact, Road House is one of the most entertaining movies I’ve ever seen. It is absolutely worth watching, and has a great rock ‘n roll score, some of which is not sung by Ben Gazzara or Sam Elliott. The soundtrack even includes the “Identical Cousins” song from the Patty Duke Show!

I strongly suggest that you watch it under the influence of mood-altering substances and in the company of like-minded goofballs. But bottom line – ya gotta see it.

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