Ph: Simon Lekias
Stephanie Kila and Nikolart naked in Red Rabbit Lounge (2014?)
Johnny Moronic’s comments:
Today’s Australian movie is a release that seems to have had many lives. It seems that Red Rabbit Lodge was made around 2014 then finally got a release around 2019/2020 where it seems to have been released in two different versions, the original version and a version that is strangely dubbed into Italian,
It appeared briefly on Tubi then disappeared, but strangely it has been re-released this year, 12 years after it was originally made, and I’ve finally gotten around to seeing and capping it. Not sure if there’s anything different in the earlier versions of the movie but will continue to try to find them to see if there’s more to cap.
Johnny summarizes the film as follows:
Red Rabbit Lodge is a jokey horror movie where a woman Miss Victoria (Cate Feldmann) is forced to rent out her old house when she’s told by the bank that she could lose it. She lets in a bunch of young women in, under her strict direction of no boys, alcohol or parties, which the girls accept but are not happy with. Abigail (Rachel Myskiv) joins her sister Aspen (Melanie Ward) and is mostly mute until she comes out of her shell, while Gwen (Stephanie Kila) does Miss Victoria’s bidding and is curious about her. Of course, something is off with the house and it turns out that 20 years earlier, Miss Victoria’s daughter was raped, impregnated and decided to have the child but it drives her crazy and she kills herself. And the arrival of the girls have awoken a rapist/killer in a King Charles mask and he is about to start killing again. The movie is made on the cheap and looks it and it’s hard-to-tell if the movie wants to be jokey or a serious giallo adaptation. It gets pretty silly and at barely 80 minutes the movie still takes a while to get to the killing but once it does there’s no mucking around and the body count rises quickly. Not the greatest of movies but not terrible either as far as these types of movies go.
Stephanie Kila in a gratuitous shower scene and a nip slip during her death scene
Some posed nudity from nude model Nikolart over the end credits.
Johnny Moronic’s film clips are here
Hannah Einbinder topless in Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026; now in theaters)
This is a “meta” slasher film about making a slasher film. It is part slasher film, part genre parody, part psycho-sexual adventure.
A queer filmmaker is hired to direct a new installment of the long-running slasher franchise Camp Miasma. The director becomes fixated on the prospect of casting the reclusive actress who played the final girl in the original film. As the two women begin to work together, they descend into a frenzy of psychosexual mania.
IMDb: 7.1
Rotten Tomatoes: 98% (!! ??)
There are things I like about the film. I love the introduction. As often seen in Wes Anderson films, the auteur created an elaborate, intricate fictional universe with a back story too detailed to absorb without the pause button. In that universe, Camp Miasma is a legendary horror franchise that rivals Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street, with similar highs and lows in the history of the franchise. That fictional world is supported by faux newspaper articles, VHS/DVD boxes, reviews, billboards, video games, board games, etc.
I found the main body of the film unappealing. There is very little forward movement in the narrative, and I am an impatient person. The sex scene pictured below, featuring Hannah Einbinder and Gillian Anderson, is more than eight minutes long. Other sex scenes between them (without nudity) take up another four or five minutes. I rarely fast-forward during a sex scene, but I was so bored here that I made an exception.
These images and clips come from a mediocre cam.
Hannah Einbinder
Jack Haven
Jack Haven is a biological female born as Brigette Lundy-Paine, but now identifying as non-binary with “they” pronouns.
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Here is the part of the film I liked: the ersatz history.
Marina Palii naked in A Safe Place (2025)
Glacially-paced Romanian drama.
Lucia, a wife and a mother, goes at the seaside in a Bulgarian village, together with her family and another couple. Their peaceful, holiday mood is troubled by the appearance of a stranger, Vladimir, a man who turns out to be not stranger to Lucia.
Isis Valverde in Beast Race (2026)
Weird Brazilian fantasy film about a near-future dystopia. Original title: Corrida dos Bichos. Pop star Anitta is one of the principals.
IMDb: 4.6
Inspired by the illegal universe of the Brazilian animal lottery, a fearless young man must win a deadly race to save his sister in a dystopian future where each animal in the game is now represented by a runner vying for a prize. In a future version of Rio de Janeiro, a rigid class system has emerged following a major catastrophe. The only thing connecting rich and poor is their shared passion for the Beast Race. Runners wearing animal masks must put up loved ones as collateral and receive remote support from wealthy “players” in the upper class. Only the top two finishers can save their hostages from enslavement.
Here’s a forgotten show from The Film Detective
This has nothing to do with nudity. Just some amazing nostalgia.
From my e-mail:
There was an educational film in the 1950s that was almost feature length. It’s called The Alphabet Conspiracy. It’s technically 54 minutes long, although three of those minutes are the closing credits.
The plot is, a young girl is frustrated with her English homework, especially with trying to figure out all the rules. Then she falls asleep, and dreams that characters from Alice in Wonderland have launched a conspiracy to get rid of English.
Dr. Frank Jackson, an English professor from USC, parleyed a local program about Shakespeare and theater craft into the role of “Dr. Research” on a series of Bell Telephone Hour science programs produced in the 1950’s, with some directed by Frank Capra. This was one of them.
All featured well-known actors of the time like Eddie Albert, Sterling Holloway and Hans Conreid. I believe that Dr. Jackson and Holloway were the inspiration for Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker on the Muppet Show.
The linguistic work of Professor Jackson has continued to this day. Although I have lived in four states (plus NYC, which is different from upstate) and five foreign countries, this quiz was able to identify my home town from my peculiar pronunciations and expressions.
Minke Marais topless in episode 3 of Ontwaak
Ontwaak is a new South African mini-series, mostly in the Afrikaans language, although this video is over-dubbed in Russian. It has kind of a “Silence of the Lambs” premise. A psychiatrist must work alongside a serial killer to rescue her daughter from a dangerous cult.
What happens when your worst enemy is the only person who can help you? In Ontwaak, the story revolves around Melissa Human, a psychiatrist who starts working at Noordlig, a home for extremely dangerous patients. But behind the high walls, more than just patients await her. She discovers a sinister cult, Horisonne, that has taken in her daughter, and is led by her ex-fiancé. To save her daughter, Melissa must cross her own boundaries and rely on a brilliant serial killer. However, every answer leads to a new danger; every choice has a price. This is not just a fight against a cult – it’s a fight against the darkest depths of the self.
Hailey Mauk naked and Juliette Cecile topless in Housemaid (2025)
Horror film from The Asylum, included with Amazon Prime.
After his wife’s consciousness gets transferred into an android, a widower finds himself trapped in a deadly love triangle when the jealous AI goes to terrifying lengths to prevent him from moving on with a new woman.
This is yet another film about the perils of AI-powered androids. There has been a rash of them lately. Last week I looked at Soulm8te (2026), but that’s was just the latest in a string of them. The M3GAN movies, Companion, Personhood, and Subservience come to mind immediately. Since this was made by The Asylum with their usual limited budget, most if not all of those those other movies are better than Housemaid, but this one does have some pretty good nudity from Hailey Mauk.
Hailey Mauk
Juliette Cecile
“Stella Hudgens Is A Brasil Fan!”
Stella Hudgens showing her fandom in the best way possible, by taking nude selfies.