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Sydney Sweeney in Euphoria (s3e5)

Scoop, May 11, 2026 (3:49 am)May 11, 2026 (4:41 am) ... 3 comments.

There is no nudity except the boob close-up, but it is basically 8 minutes of non-stop trashy, raunchy fun, and Cassie’s story has a lot lighter tone than some of the other character arcs. I think you’ll probably enjoy the videos.

In another scene, for example (not in the videos below), Cassie auditions for a walk-on role on a mindless TV show by reciting a monologue from Antony and Cleopatra!

In contrast, things are not going well for the characters played by Elordi and Zendaya.


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Keri Russell topless in 8 Days a Week (1997)

Scoop, May 10, 2026 (5:24 am)May 10, 2026 (6:28 am) ... 8 comments.

Coming-of-age rom-com.

Back in the late 90s and 00s, writer/director Mike Davis made some movies that I really liked. This one and 100 Girls come to mind immediately. He also used to comment here occasionally, educating us about the dynamics and economics of trying to make mass-market indie films. I have not heard from him, and don’t know what happened to him. Since 2007, his only two credits are animated films, and one of those is a short.

Davis has a specialty story, and it goes like this: the sincere, articulate, and sensitive but insecure guy pursues true love with the incredibly hot girl of his dreams, who is also his soul mate. His idealism is contrasted to the carnal appetites of a best friend who denies the existence of true love and lives only to pursue the perfect orgasm. The dream-girl is very sweet, but she’s currently overlooking our nerdy hero to pursue a relationship with a shallow but studly asshole. Our hero is undeterred by the competition, and undistracted by obstacles and temptations. It is true love, after all, so he is completely steadfast in his pursuit, for nothing can prevent him from winning his true love’s hand.

Throughout his early career, Davis worked that premise from several different angles. It is the basic idea behind 100 Girls, 100 Women, 8 Days a Week, and even his innovative gore comedy Monster Man.

In this particular version, Peter, our quixotic hero, spends the entire summer camped on the front lawn of his neighbor, Erica. She had been Peter’s best friend since childhood but takes no notice of him recently, at least since she grew up into a major babe and started to notice football players. Peter didn’t plan to do anything so dramatic as his sit-in, but he was persuaded to do so by a story from his grandfather. It seems that back in Italy their mutual ancestor was not noticed by his own true love, so he decided to stand under her balcony until she came down and loved him back. He did and she did. The scene in 19th century Italy was shown in sepia tone, with the lovers played by the same two actors.

If you hadn’t already noticed, the Italian balcony story is a tribute to the film classic Cinema Paradiso. Davis is obviously a major film fan, and sprinkles this story with cute references to several films. You must not miss Peter’s dowdy parents acting out the door-smashing scene from Body Heat.

The dream girl does not respond to Peter’s attentions quite so quickly in 1997 as the look-alike dream woman did in the Italian flashbacks. In fact, as you might expect, Erica finds his stalking to be flattering, but also slightly creepy to the point that, were he not a lifelong friend, she’d probably be calling the police. Her parents don’t mind at all, however, since they like sweet, comfortable Peter much better than the creepy football player with the hot car. Peter’s horny friend informs him quite correctly that no guy has ever been able to woo a hot babe if her parents like him, so he concocts a plan to defy her religious parents and cause Erica to see him in a different light.

While he bivouacs on her front lawn, he has a chance to observe the comings and goings of everyone in the neighborhood. Since he has too much time to kill, he forms some mistaken impressions of his neighbors’ activities, often imputing malicious intent where it may not be warranted, as if he were in Rear Window. Peter’s runaway imagination gives the author a chance to make some funny and rich observations about the difference between appearances and reality, but the most important thing about this device is that it allows Peter to learn that people are far more complex and wonderful than they seem on the surface.

As time goes on, Erica starts to talk to Peter, they bond, and … well, it doesn’t matter, does it? You know how these nerd-pursues-babe stories are going to end (except maybe for The Last American Virgin), so the important thing for you to know is whether the situations, observations, and jokes make it worth getting there.

In this case, they do.

I like this film, always have. It shows a lot of genuine wit, a true understanding of the uneasy balance between idealism and raging hormones in adolescence, and an embracing compassion for its characters, even some minor ones. Keri Russell is drop dead gorgeous. Mike Davis writes some intelligent and witty observations which come through in the dialogue and in the hero’s voice-overs. If the film has a glaring weakness, it is that the observational humor is sometimes too sophisticated for the (presumed young) target audience. Now that I think about it, its basically a film for very smart adolescents, or for overgrown adolescents like me.

Be that as it may, I recommend it. Ignore the reviews. If you like raunchy and/or heartfelt coming-of-age comedies; if you enjoyed American Pie, “The Wonder Years”, and “Pete and Pete”; you should watch this, because it may be the best of its kind that you have not seen.

And Keri Russell is so delicious!


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The film clips are Blu-Ray quality.

The brief flash of Keri’s boobs is nice, but most people recall the non-nude scenes, especially the one where she’s playing with the sprinkler. I have often mentioned that it is one of the all-time sexiest non-nude scenes.

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Matilde Gioli topless in No Place to Be Single (2026)

Scoop, May 10, 2026 (3:36 am)May 10, 2026 (3:57 am) ... no comments.

Italian rom-com. Original title: Non รจ un paese per single

In a picturesque Tuscan town, Elisa’s world shifts when a childhood friend’s return stirs up old emotions.


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Nicolette Pearse and Amanda Babaei Vieira got very friendly in Maya and Samar (2025)

Scoop, May 10, 2026 (3:15 am) ... 1 comment.

This is a lesbian romance written by a woman and directed by a second woman. This Greek-Canadian co-production, filmed in Toronto and Athens, was rated NC-17 by the MPA for its lengthy love scene between the two stars. I think I would have rated it R if I had been on that board.

Set in contemporary Athens, Maya and Samar tells the story of two young women from conflicting cultures whose brief yet torrid affair endangers the life of one, while propelling the other to instant online fame.

Nicolette Pearse

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Jennifer Lawrence naked in Die My Love (2025)

Scoop, May 9, 2026 (10:35 am)May 9, 2026 (10:37 am) ... 10 comments.

The 4K version allows us to get a good look at what the images would look like in natural light. (Brightened, cropped, smoothed, light-adjusted.)


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I don’t have enough computing power to edit 4K videos, but I can show you what the scenes would look like in natural light by creating two smaller videos. The lighting transformation requires removing too many unwanted artifacts, and eliminating the noise makes it look too artificial. They look OK, but not great. Actually, the hospital scene with the butt shot is pretty good, now that I reconsider it.

This was the winner of the poll for our Best Nude Scene of 2025

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Scoop, May 9, 2026 (7:25 am) ... no comments.

In case any of you are interested, Aesthete has just begun the ambitious task of chronicling for the Fun House all of the nudity in every season of Naked Attraction, in HD, from 2016 to the present.

As you’ve probably noticed, I don’t push Uncle Scoopy’s Fun House any more, although I keep it active and updated daily. It includes more than a million images and tens of thousands of videos, dating back about 30 years. At this point, between all of my costs for hosting all of my sites, I lose money, so subscriptions are very welcome. There’s a lot of material there!

If you aren’t interested in the Fun House, but enjoy reading Other Crap daily, please consider a donation. Anything helps. I don’t want Other Crap to be weighed down with ads and pop-ups. It is best when it is simple: just celebrity nudity and jokes. (And now this message.) Even when I write about news and sports, I try to find what humor there might be.




Many thanks to those who chipped in! I’ll look at the numbers in a week or two and report back.

“Iranian Propaganda vs. U.S. Talking Points: How We Determined the Real Damage to U.S. Military Bases”

Scoop, May 9, 2026 (6:54 am)May 9, 2026 (8:07 am) ... 15 comments.

The New York Times did a brilliant job on this research. The Iranians have claimed that they severely damaged many U.S. bases in this war, and our guys have claimed that Iran’s claims were exaggerations and propaganda.

One of the questions I have asked since the beginning of the war is how we can possibly believe either side in this conflict, given that Donald Trump’s lying is only topped by Iranian state media.

I was wrong. Trump still holds the Pinocchio Cup, despite having been awarded the the FIFA Honesty Prize. It turns out that the Iranian claims were 100% accurate. Satellite imagery shows 18 sites in seven countries were hit, and the damage was exactly as claimed by Iran.

American air defense systems in place at their bases across the Gulf had around a 90 percent interception rate, ideally. But even at 90 percent, this still leaves 10 percent of Iranian drones and missiles that can get through the air defense shield.

Olivia Hytha topless and many others naked in Let’s Both Try (2024)

Scoop, May 9, 2026 (6:27 am)May 9, 2026 (11:18 pm) ... 5 comments.

IMDb generously calls this a drama, but there’s only about ten minutes of narrative. The rest of the film consists of women swinging around, gyrating, and performing other poses in various states of undress. So it’s not accurately described as a film with nudity, but rather as nudity with a unifying theme.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

You can rent it on Vimeo On Demand and YouTube.

The official description:

Embarking on a wild romp through the Arizona deserts, a photographer-couple’s relationship is pushed to its limits as they navigate a morally charged exploration of sexuality and divine meaning in the chaos of modern life.

Here’s Olivia Hytha, the co-star of the film.


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Most of the other women got completely naked, but Olivia did not. The videos include the other women. According to the comment section:

Amanda Fronckowiak is the blond with the skateboard

Thea Henry is on the bed with the pierced nipples

Cyndal McKay is the first girl with the red cars

Alexandra Daddario in Couples Weekend (2026)

Scoop, May 9, 2026 (4:35 am) ... no comments.

90s-style relationship dramedy.

Four adults navigate deception and desire when a fallen tree on New Year’s Eve triggers a chain of events that challenges their relationships and the lies they tell themselves and each other.

Alex is not naked, but she’s essentially the official site goddess, so …


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Tennis star Aryna Sabalenka looks good in tights

Scoop, May 9, 2026 (2:07 am)May 9, 2026 (2:11 am) ... no comments.

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