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Full frontal nudity from Joslyn Jensen in Without (2011)

Scoop, June 8, 2026 (11:44 am) ... no comments.

Indie drama from the USA. Filmed on Whidbey Island (Washington state) in 2011, but not released until 2017.

On a remote wooded island, Joslyn, a 19-year-old girl, becomes caretaker to an old man in a vegetative state. She has no cell signal and no Internet. Only a year removed from high school and forced to meet the needs of a man who cannot respond, she vacillates between finding solace in his company and feeling fear and anger towards him. As the monotony of daily routine starts to unravel, boundaries collapse and she struggles with sexuality, guilt and loss.


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To my knowledge, Joslyn did only one other nude scene, in an offbeat film called Her Composition (2015).

A talented, artistically stuck composition student starts seeing escort clients after failing to secure her scholarship. Struck with unexpected sounds during her sexual encounters, she turns them into music and the clients into her muse.


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She was still acting as recently as 2022, but now seems top have transitioned entirely to writing.

Gilda Scarpetta nudity in Cut (2023)

Scoop, June 8, 2026 (11:12 am) ... no comments.

Drama from Argentina. Original title: Corte.

Vanesa kicks out cheating Joaco but they continue collaborating on a movie script. He grows irritable while she makes a short film to process their breakup, moving through rage and sadness to acceptance and self-discovery.


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Rebecka Harper in episode 3 of The Trio

Scoop, June 8, 2026 (11:01 am) ... no comments.

She’s a lovely woman, but there isn’t much to see in this episode.


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Bhad Bhabie is cheeky

Scoop, June 8, 2026 (10:43 am) ... no comments.


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Scout Willis booty

Scoop, June 8, 2026 (10:40 am) ... no comments.


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American tennis player Sachia Vickery made headlines this week for her candid defense of her OnlyFans career

Scoop, June 8, 2026 (10:33 am)June 8, 2026 (10:34 am) ... no comments.

Here is an example of her content. Warning: You might tend to think it’s soft content, as is typical for celebrities. (Shannon Elizabeth, e.g.). Your thinking would be wrong. It’s much harder than you think. Some of it is explicit. If you’re in a public place, wait until you’re alone to click on that link.

Kristy Adams topless in Nameless (2026)

Scoop, June 7, 2026 (10:45 am)June 7, 2026 (10:46 am) ... 1 comment.

66-minute horror film with a micro budget. 3.4 at IMDb. It is available for free on TUBI.

Some travelers pull into a restaurant to stop and eat. Their waitress (Ginger Lynn) tells the story of Nameless, a killer who wears a burlap sack over his head (with Xs over the eyes) and kills people using his cleaver and barbed wire.


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Amaka Umeh naked in the season 3 premiere of Interview with the Vampire

Scoop, June 7, 2026 (6:49 am)June 7, 2026 (9:42 am) ... no comments.

Is that interview still going on? That vampire is chattier than a character in a Kevin Smith movie.

The season directly adapts “The Vampire Lestat” the fan-favorite second novel in Anne Rice’s The Vampire Chronicles. It heavily features Lestat’s rock star era and includes vital characters from the source material

Amaka Umeh is a classicly trained actress who played Hamlet in the Stratford Festival a few years ago. Yes, she played Hamlet, not Ophelia, and yes, she is an African-Canadian woman. Surprisingly, she is not the first black, female Hamlet.

The first Black woman on record to play the titular role of Hamlet is British-African actress Zainab Jah. She made history portraying the Prince of Denmark in a groundbreaking, contemporary-political interpretation directed by Blanka Zizka at The Wilma Theater in Philadelphia from March to May 2015.

Amaka considers herself gender-fluid. Based on that and her appearance (muscular, very small breasts), I assumed she was a trans-gender woman, but I looked that up and I was wrong. She’s not “feminine” in the traditional sense, but is a biological female. She does seem to have a woman’s butt, as seen below, and she actually has a very feminine and sophisticated voice, as you might expect from a trained Shakespearian. She also seems to be exceptionally intelligent, based on the acute analysis and extensive vocabulary she demonstrates in interviews. She doesn’t talk like an actor, but more like a professor. The only other actors I have heard who can offer the same level of literary analysis off-the-cuff are Peter Weller and Armand Assante.


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This nudity is a return to form for the series. There was some nudity in season one, then none at all in season two.

Ya gotta love Betty Gilpin. She is game for anything.

Scoop, June 7, 2026 (5:17 am)June 7, 2026 (5:18 am) ... 4 comments.

Office Romance is the new romantic comedy with J-Lo and the grumpy guy from Ted Lasso.

IMDb: 6.1
Tomato Meter: 57%
Popcorn Meter: 52%

The premise: J-Lo plays a strict CEO who does everything by the book, including a rigid anti-fraternization policy for all employees. The conflict arises when she hires a sexy lawyer and starts fuckin’ him like there’s no tomorrow.

I didn’t watch the whole film because … see the plot summary above … and because in the limited time we are given on this sphere, there are really only so many tomorrows. If this is your kind of film, it’s probably not a bad one.

I did fast forward to this birth scene. Of course, this is just done with special effects for comic impact, but Betty, J-Lo, and Brett Goldstein really “delivered” this scene. The scene is not worth watching for the fake nudity (although the fact that they did it with a smooth camera pan was impressive), but it is worth watching for the laughs. Betty refused to “push” until J-Lo confessed that Goldstein fucked her brains out, which she did, in those exact words!

Betty Gilpin is a national treasure.


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Mariangel Davila naked in El Hombre de la Luz (2025)

Scoop, June 7, 2026 (4:37 am) ... no comments.

The Man of light (English name) is a Venezuelan science fiction film that tells the story of a brilliant technologist who builds a time machine to alter the tragic past that took his family from him. The plot thickens when Isidro travels through the most important moments of his life and discovers that altering time has unexpected consequences. The line between savior and villain blurs as he uncovers a shocking revelation about his greatest enemy.

UNEXPECTED consequences? Really? I guess Mr. Technologist wasn’t all that brilliant after all.

Spoilers follow:

Isidro faces a terrifying revelation: he himself is the old man who tried to stop him. In a desperate attempt to break the cycle, Isidro makes a final decision that will take him to the edge between redemption and eternal damnation.

The lovely Mariangel Davila reminds me a little of young Phoebe Cates, albeit with a body that’s a completely different shape.


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That poor lighting on that shower scene was disappointing, but you still can’t see much after I re-cast it in natural light. There just wasn’t enough definition to reveal details as small as a nipple.


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I was very pleased with the edited video, even though you can’t see much detail.

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