“Guess the celeb from their pussy. (Easy difficulty)”

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I got them all, but the choices are listed, so it’s easy.

To be fair, I don’t know whether I would have guessed E-Rat except that the creator of the quiz made the choices obvious. I didn’t remember that pic for some reason. With the other four, I recognized them immediately, and didn’t need to look at the choices. That probably says something weird about my life, because I have spent at least a year with eight different women in real life, and probably could not score 100% with their pics! I know I could get three right for sure. The others would be a guess.

Theresa Russell naked in Black Widow (1987)

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I suppose you might wonder why I spent some time on this nearly-forgotten 1987 film. It’s not an especially good film, and the nudity is not spectacularly good.

Well, here’s the deal. I was watching episode 4 of Furious, and I saw in the credits that it was inspired by Black Widow. There certainly are similarities. Both involve a workaholic female FBI agent named Al hunting down a female serial killer named Catherine who keeps switching identities to prey on older men. That may sound as if the stories are similar, but they really aren’t.

* The Emmy Rossum version of the FBI agent has some severe psychological problems. For example, she finds random hook-ups on the internet and asks the guys to rough her up. The Debra Winger version was just a brainy computer nerd with little social life.

* The Lola Petticrew version of the killer is getting revenge for abuses she suffered when she was sexually trafficked. The original Theresa Russell version was just a scheming mercenary who killed off older rich guys for their money. This seems like a politically correct change to make her actions seem to have been created by abusive men rather than her own greed and murderous impulses.

Anyway, here are the 1080hd film clips.

Tuna’s DVD album is here. I was not able to improve upon it with the Blu-Ray images.

—- Oh, yeah – there was no nudity in this week’s Furious, but there has been some in previous episodes.

Final follow-up: Elizabeth McGovern topless in the Ragtime deleted scene – found!

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Huzzah. Love it.

Here is the uncensored scene, courtesy of commenter Nyl Ohro (great job!) This is the first time I have ever seen it – a real treat for McGovern fans, like me. Many thanks to Nyl.


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I loved it so much that I let AI take a shot at colorizing it. It did a great job on the video, demonstrating what a great scene it could have been. (Sample below)


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Chinney pointed out in the comments that this is a watered-down version of the scene in the book:

The scene is a very highly sanitized version of the account in the book itself. It has been many years since I read the book, so my memory may be faulty, but if I remember correctly, in the original written account, Emma Goldman ends up stripping McGovern’s character entirely out of her clothes, gets her to recline on the bed, gives her a massage including, eventually, a massage of her pussy, all while the male character watches from the wardrobe. The scene in the book ends as the man masturbates while he watches, loses control, and stumbles out of the wardrobe as he shoots his wad all over the reclining McGovern character. Great book.

I wish we could have seen that in the film, but it’s still a good scene, thanks to McGovern’s body and Brad Dourif’s special brand of creepiness, which revealed that the character was too naive to be considered really creepy. He was more like a child in an adult body. I can see why Milos Forman cut this scene from the theatrical release. In its entirety of nine minutes, the scene was too long to include in the film because it would have spent too time focusing on a minor subplot, and would therefore have slowed the main narrative to a crawl. I get that, but I wish we could have seen a short version of it.

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By the way, the theatrical release of Ragtime was rated PG, despite a nude scene that was more than three minutes long and showed most of the fun stuff. I like that scene. I like the film as well.

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Update:

Thinhs worked out quite well. My fiscal year ends in July. I haven’t turned over the bookkeeping to my accountant for the year-end calculations yet, but I’m estimating that I broke even within a couple of hundred dollars either way, which is exactly what I wanted to do.

(I don’t take a commission, and I don’t want the site to make a profit, because taxes eat up anything I might make. If I were to take a salary, for example, the same money would actually be taxed four times! It’s a fucked-up system, but it is what it is. I don’t mind paying my taxes, but I feel like I’ve done my share.)

But it’s a new year now, so the shameless begging continues:

Uncle Scoopy’s Fun House is still active and updated daily. It includes more than a million images and tens of thousands of videos, dating back about 30 years. It even has every days’s Fun House archived as they originally appeared, day by day for 28 years. (The Fun House has been around for 31 years, but the first three years are lost.) Those issues from the 90s have some interesting content, but the images were low res to conform to dial-up speeds, and the actual pages are hilariously ugly! The internet has come a log way.

I take a bath on hosting that server for the pay site. Of course it is my own fault. I went years without actively promoting the subscription area, and rarely even mentioned it, so I shouldn’t be surprised that the number of members slowly eroded. But many thanks to those of you that signed up or re-signed recently, even when you didn’t need the content! That was kind, and … well, just “thanks.” Between all of my costs for hosting all of my sites, I still lose money, so subscriptions are still very welcome. And there’s a lot of material there!

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Seidi Haarla naked in Nightborn (2026)

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Finnish horror film starring, or all people, Ron Weasley. The dialogue is in Finnish and English. Finnish title: Yön Lapsi, which Google translates as “Child of the Night”

It’s the usual bullshit conundrum of what a mother will do when giving birth to a satanic child. Do her motherly instincts take over, causing her to nurture the child, or does she kill the little monster?

SPOILERS FOLLOW:

Although I did a lot of fast-forwarding, I did make it to the end, and was happy to see that the Satanic baby won. It’s about time the Prince of Darkness got a break. Also, Ron Weasley died a horrible death, so that was a nice feel-good moment.

For some reason, critics like this film (78% on the Tomato Meter), but IMDb voters place it about where I think it it belongs (5.9). I think the general consensus of the enthusiastic critics hinges on the subtext: that motherhood can wreak havoc on a woman’s body, and some births can seem like a horror to women, so this monstrous experience seems real because it is just an exaggerated version of reality.

Whatever.

I can understand that, but it didn’t make me enjoy the film any more.

Except when Ron Weasley bought the farm.


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Videos

Jane Moffat topless in Son of Sara: Volume 1

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Canadian horror film.

Haunted by strange urges and visions, a pregnant woman named Sara accepts an invitation to dinner that spirals into a bloody, demented nightmare.

I have to admit that I never expected to type the words “Jane Moffat topless.” I mean she’s been in every wholesome Christmas story ever made. She’s even used as a consultant on Christmas movies, probably because she knew Jesus personally. Heck, when my grandma was a little girl, she used to love Jane. I so glad granny didn’t live to hear of Jane doing (gasp) nude scenes. I mean the woman spans the entire history of motion capture, but I don’t think she has ever shown the goods before, not even to Muybridge. But I’ll bet Rudolph Valentino saw the good stuff off-camera.

OK, I’m fuckin’ witcha. I don’t know how old the ubiquitous Canadian actress is, but she’s pretty old for a nude debut. Kidding aside, she studied at the Actor’s Studio in the 1980s.


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Marilou Aussilloux: modest rear nudity in Stealing Angel (2025)

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French dramedy. Original title: La Pie Voleuse. AKA The Thieving Magpie

Maria works as a devoted home helper for elderly people in Marseille. She dreams of buying a piano for her grandson so he can become a great pianist. To pay for the expensive instrument, she starts stealing small amounts of money from the elderly clients she cares for. Her actions catch up to her when legal charges are brought against her for the abuse of vulnerable adults, all of whom adore her.

I couldn’t get through this one. It’s the sort of film that AARP places in its “movies for adults,” and by adults they mean the elderly. Totally lacking the healthy skepticism that often makes French films great, this film is more syrupy than a table at IHOP. It’s not a bad film if your taste has been Disneyfied, but 72-year-old director Robert Guédiguian has made much better ones.


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Lily Sullivan topless in Soulm8te (2026) … and elsewhere

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Soulm8te is an AI-gone-wrong story that takes place in the very near future. The goal of the AI company is to produce the physical incarnation of the disembodied intelligence that so many people seek for companionship. A lonely programmer agrees to beta-test one of the new models. He soon realizes that he is unsatisfied with the limitations of the program, which always obeys him, always agrees with him, and always tries to please him. Desiring a more natural human interaction, he alters the code to remove those limitations and safeguards.

I think you can guess how that turns out.

I mentioned in my review of “Antigone (This Play I Read in High School),” that it never paid off for the characters in classical Greek drama to ignore the warnings of the gods. For characters in contemporary films, ignoring the AI safeguards is the equivalent of ignoring the Greek gods.

Without having researched the film before watching it, I was expecting some kind of low-tech indie preach-fest, but is it more than that. Yes, you can easily predict both the plot twists and the underlying sermon, and the characters are stock film tropes, but such a facile evaluation doesn’t reflect the film’s merit. This is a slick, well-performed film that does a solid job at building and sustaining dramatic tension. In short, it may not be original, but after all, there are only so many new ideas. The key point is that it’s a solid movie, made by competent professionals.

In fact, it was supposed to be released to theaters this January, but it was withdrawn at the 11th hour. The story was to be the third chapter in the M3GAN universe, but when M3GAN 2.0 bombed at the box office last summer, Universal scuttled the Soulm8te roll-out, and even tried to shop it to other studios. There were no takers, which leads us to today, when the film can be streamed.


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Lily has done nude and sexy scenes before, but not in the recent past, and this is the first time I’ve thought of her as a major babe.

2012 – Mental

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2013 – Camp, season one

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2017 – Jungle

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2018 – Picnic at Hanging Rock, s1e3

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Lily is an Aussie (she does a good job on the American accent), so you know that Dr. Johnny Moronic has covered her career in minute detail, including many non-nude appearances.

Trump attacks his sworn nemesis and archenemy: the truth!

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Gotta love a MAGA civil war.

As we all could have predicted from the original story (below), Trump was upset when the US Attorney’s Office, which had to tell the truth in a sworn filing to the court, placed the blame for the damaged reflecting pool on a combination of Trump’s no-bid contractor and Trump’s having rushed the repairs to clear the area in time for his UFC fight. (The filing also basically accused the Department of the Interior of deliberately misleading and stonewalling the US Attorney’s office, as cited below.)

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In the process of making the filing, the US Attorney’s office uncharacteristically took a big shit on the Department of the Interior, headed by Secretary Doug Burgum. (Heckuva job, Dougie!)

DOI represented that nearly all of the damage to the Reflecting Pool was due to vandalism with only a small portion due to unidentified other causes. … DOI provided less than fulsome information at the outset of this case. The information subsequently demanded by USAO disclosed by DOI — which was not known to the prosecutors or the grand jury before the return of the indictment — strongly suggest that a rushed and botched installation by AIC, the primary contractor, led to the damage to the lining of the Reflecting Pool. … Atlantic Industrial Coatings (“AIC”) was selected as the sole-source contractor for installation of the Reflecting Pool lining. … It was not until USAO-DC repeatedly reached out to DOI dozens and dozens of times that DOI slowly started trickling information to USAO-DC. Had DOI been forthcoming with the information clearly in its possession, the government would not have sought a grand jury indictment.

As you can see from the verbiage above, the filing also took a subtle shot at Trump’s decision to award a no-bid contract. In another part of the filing, it took a not-so-subtle shot at the pressure on the contractor to rush the job before Trump’s silly UFC fight. The line prosecutor didn’t use the phrase “silly UFC fight,” but if court documents can have subtext, the implication was somewhere between “Trump’s silly UFC fight” and “Trump’s fucking UFC fight.”

On June 9, a final inspection was completed, and crews then cleaned the site and removed the equipment, in time for the UFC fight scheduled to occur on the White House grounds on June 14, 2026. But only two days later, on June 11, 2026, an NPS engineer was alerted to peeling of the Reflecting Pool lining. … It was not until after the return of the indictment, that the DOI provided additional documents to the USAO-DC indicating that damage to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in June 2026 was the result of flawed installation by the contractor, Atlantic Industrial Coatings (“AIC”), and the rush to complete the project prior to events associated with the America 250 celebration in the weeks surrounding Independence Day 2026. … The rush to complete the project led to hasty and botched work that was not remediated before the project was finished and the fencing removed.

Here is the filing