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Clara Lago topless briefly in Clanes (s2e3)

Scoop, April 5, 2026 (7:59 pm) ... no comments.

On Netflix. It is called “Gangs of Galicia” in English.


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Clara did a similarly unrevealing scene in season 1

You can find Johnny Moronic’s videos from both seasons of Clanes here.

Jennifer Grey nudography

Scoop, April 5, 2026 (7:45 pm)April 5, 2026 (7:47 pm) ... no comments.

I suppose I should say “tease-ography.” The only topless scene was that very brief peek in Lover’s Knot, and that was 30 years ago (and not available in good quality). I assume the rear nude scene in that film is Jennifer, not a double, but I don’t know that for a fact.

After that film – basically nothing. She has looked great in t-shirts. I think that sweaty, braless t-shirt scene in Ritual is really hot.

1995 – Lover’s Knot

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1997 – Red Meat

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2002 – Ritual

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2014 – Red Oaks, s1e4

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Other posts featuring Jennifer Grey. (Alleged leaks)

Jessica Pennington naked in Mektoub, My Love, Canto 2 (2025)

Scoop, April 5, 2026 (5:18 pm) ... 2 comments.

Hanzo’s comments:

FYI: Adult star Jodi Taylor is starring in a new French movie as Jessica Pennington (birth name?), sequel to the fairly controversial-even-for-France Mektoub My Love, the director made Blue is the Warmest Color – she quit porn but looks like she has some nice nude & sex scenes in this.

IMDb summary:

Amin returns to Sète, still dreaming of cinema. An American producer gets interested in his project, “Essential Principles of Universal Existence,” wanting his wife Jess as the lead. But fate, capricious, imposes its own rules.


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Happy Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day (oh, and Easter)

Scoop, April 5, 2026 (12:00 am)April 5, 2026 (12:27 am) ... 13 comments.

This is the rare occasion when one of the most sacred holidays of Christianity occurs on the same day as one of the most sacred holidays of Scoopianity. It is Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day in the Year of Our Shatner 95. Once again the world celebrates the event that has been described as “Mardi Gras with dongs.”


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I hope that your family enjoys the traditional bird with all the trimmings. We always put a rooster into the oven at our house, but there’s never enough meat to go around because my brother-in-law always eats too much cock.

I also hope that you did your shopping early this year. I waited until the last minute, and the clerk at Walmart told me that they had no Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day gifts. I guess they must have sold like wildfire this year.

When you get right down to it, that’s not really important. Sure, kids of all ages enjoy the food and the presents, but amid all the merriment, we should never forget the true meaning of Giant Pink Japanese Day. As one commenter noted a few years back:

“Maybe Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day doesn’t come from a store.
Maybe Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day means a little bit more.”

Hemingway once wrote, “If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, then wherever you go for the rest of your life, it stays with you, for Paris is a moveable feast.” The same is true of Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day, for no matter where we roam, there is always a giant pink Japanese penis inside all of us.

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Warnings:

(1) Do not be fooled by imitations. Some other countries have gotten penis envy and have instituted Giant Penis Days of their own. Beware. These are rip-offs, although some have memorable celebrations, like Giant Brown Swiss Penis Day, where a different giant chocolate penis comes out of a cuckoo clock every hour. As for Giant Green Irish Penis Day, the celebrations may seem riotous, but it’s still not the real thing.

(2) Do NOT try to smuggle giant pink penises into Japan from other countries. In addition to the fact that you would face the dire legal penalties for giant penis smuggling (imagine Midnight Express, except with giant penises), there are simply good reasons why you should not do so.

  • First of all, they would not be sacred. The official giant pink Japanese penises are the only ones that have been blessed. Bringing in a counterfeit would be like trying to pass off a bottle of Ozarka from 7-Eleven as Holy Water in the Vatican.
  • Second, the Most Honorable Japanese Department of Agriculture and Giant Genitalia is concerned that introducing a new strain of giant pink penises into their eco-system could cause the native strain to mutate or die out. It’s the same reason why you can’t take frogs to Australia.

The main thing to remember is that there is simply no need for you to take such a risk. There are plenty of giant pink Japanese penises to go around, and that means a fun day for one and all.

On the Scoopy Calendar, this is the second most important holiday of the year, after William Shatner’s Birthday

These are our holidays:

January 6: Mr. Bean Day (Rowan Atkinson’s birthday)

February 24: Unsuccessful Voyage Day (Billy Zane’s birthday)

March 22: Shatmas (William Shatner’s birthday) *

First Sunday in April: Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day
April 18: Eric Roberts’ birthday.

May 1: Cousin Greg Day (Nicholas Braun’s birthday)

June 21: Count Floyd Day (Joe Flaherty’s birthday)

July 8: Hey Now Day (Jeffrey Tambor’s birthday)

August 18: Dalton Day (Patrick Swayze’s birthday)

Note: Dalton Eve (August 17th) occurs on Spicoli Day (Sean Penn’s birthday)

September 19: Talk Like a Pirate Day

October 24: Salieri Day (F. Murray Abraham’s birthday)

November 27: Booger Day (Curtis Armstrong’s birthday)

December 23: Festivus


* Shatmas is also my New Year’s Day. I am now living in the year 95.

Bogumila Bajor and Karolina Kowalska topless in episode 5 of Women’s Hell

Scoop, April 4, 2026 (6:46 pm) ... no comments.

Bogumila Bajor

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Karolina Kowalska

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Previous nudity from this series

R.I.P. Bill Mazeroski, Hall of Famer and the man who made Mickey Mantle cry

Scoop, April 4, 2026 (12:27 pm)April 5, 2026 (12:51 am) ... 5 comments.

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I was watching the Pirates yesterday because I was curious about their new and highly-touted teenage shortstop, Konnor Griffin. Man, shortstops are no longer the wimpy little guys who played there in my boyhood. This dude is a big boy. The announcers reported that Griffin became the youngest Pirate to get a hit in his first game since Hall of Fame second baseman Bill Mazeroski did it about 70 years ago, on July 7, 1956.

And then I realized that I missed Maz’s death in late February.

Many people have maligned his HoF credentials, arguing that he’s there just because he hit one of the most dramatic homers in baseball history. Playing for the Pirates, he became the man who made Mickey Mantle cry when he defeated the mighty Yankees with a single blow. He cleared the left field wall in old Forbes Field in the bottom of the ninth in game seven of the 1960 World Series. It remains to this day the only game 7 walk-off homer in baseball history.

But that’s not why Mazeroski should be in the Hall of Fame. He was better at turning a double play than any other second baseman in baseball history.

People are well aware of dominating performances in pitching and batting. Any good fan knows that Babe Ruth hit 54 homers in his first year with the Yankees, when nobody else in the league could even reach 20. Every good baseball nut knows that Pedro Martinez posted a 1.74 ERA in the height of the steroid era, when the league’s second-place guy was at 3.70. But only a tiny fraction of baseball fans know that Maz put up defensive stats just as impressive as that.

  • In 1966, Maz turned 161 double plays. The NL’s second-place guy turned 89.
  • That’s the best season in history, but was no fluke – Maz also has two others in the top six.
  • Among all second basemen in history, he has the highest lifetime defensive WAR.
  • Over the course of a career, he turned a double play every 10.7 innings, making him the best of all time, and one of only two men below 12.

By the way, Maz’s record of 161 double plays is unassailable. The record in this century is 136, and the numbers are on a downward spiral. Nobody even reached 100 in 2024 or 2025, even with all the teams now in the majors. The current baseball strategy is based on “three true outcomes,” which means that the number of ground balls is declining. Because there are so many strike-outs now, and because players try to hit the ball in the air when not whiffing, there are 15%-20% fewer ground balls than in Maz’s era, so even if Maz could come back to life with his 1966 skill level and got paired with the game’s best SS, he could not approach his own record.

Was Maz the greatest second baseman of all time? Of course not. Batting is important, and he stunk as a hitter. There is a baseball stat, called OPS+, which measures the total value of a player at the plate, with 100 representing average production for a major league hitter. In 17 seasons in the majors, Maz never even reached 100. He was always decidedly below average. He wasn’t even the best second baseman of the 50s and 60s. Nellie Fox and Red Schoendienst, near contemporaries, were almost as good defensively, and were consistent .300 hitters.

Was Maz a great player? Sadly, no. His lifetime WAR was 37, with most of it coming from defense, far lower than an average Hall of Famer.

But what is the Hall of Fame designed to honor? Is being the greatest defensive player at one important position not sufficient? I think the Hall is designed to honor special lifetime achievements, and that seems pretty special to me. That got Ozzie Smith (.262 lifetime) and Brooks Robinson (.267) in. Brooks was an average offensive player, and Ozzie was below average, so they are in because they were the best defenders at their positions. Granted, those two men were better overall players than Maz, but there’s no good reason why comparable skills shouldn’t have gotten Maz in as well. I concede that he’s a marginal HOFer, but I would probably have voted for him because “best defense of all time at a key position” swings emotional weight with me.

The betting markets on leaving the Trump administration

Scoop, April 4, 2026 (9:12 am)April 5, 2026 (5:40 pm) ... 27 comments.

Who will be the next to leave?

Polymarket

Tulsi Gabbard 27%
Lori Chavez-DeRemer 21%
Pete Hegseth 16%
Howard Lutnick 10%

The betting above is restricted to cabinet members.

I don’t see Hegseth as a smart bet, since he is a white, male Christian. I can’t see Trump firing him unless Iran goes so far south that Trump needs a scapegoat. Lutnick is not a Christian, but he has some insulation because of his friendship with Trump, and I don’t think Trump really cares about religion other than as a tool to pander to his base. Faith requires the acknowledgement of a power higher than oneself, which Trump is not wont to do. If Jesus returned and criticized the President, Trump would call him a “low IQ God.”

Given Trump’s need for sycophancy, Gabbard could be in trouble. She is not an enthusiastic supporter of his Iran strategy, and she is an ethnic woman. That’s three strikes when Trump is the umpire.

Outside the cabinet:

The betting on Kash Patel is that he will be gone soon. If you want to bet on him getting nuked before the end of August, you would risk 98 cents to earn two cents! It is an even money wager that he will be out by the end of June

FIRST LOOK: Emmanuelle Chriqui’s rear nudity in A Love Like This (2026)

Scoop, April 4, 2026 (1:46 am)April 5, 2026 (7:20 pm) ... 7 comments.

Romantic drama. USA

Follows Paul and Leah in a tale of two lovers who rent a Malibu beach house for the weekend, but there is more to their relationship than it seems.


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Detailed review

Hey, it’s not much nudity, but it’s a lot by her standards.

She’s still hot, but she’s 50. I wish she had done some good nudity about 20 years ago. She has always played sexy parts that could easily have incorporated nudity, but no-o-o-o-! She did no nude scenes of any kind when she was in her 20s. In the last half of her career, she has at least revealed her butt occasionally, albeit never with a direct view before this new film, but we’ve never gotten a clear look at her chest. That side-boob view in Tortured indicated a spectacular pair, but that was as close a look as we would ever get in a film or series.

She has been more generous in still photography. She posed naked twice. The first time was a modest full-body nude for Allure magazine when she was in her mid-30s. Her only real exposure was in Randall Slavin’s “Achromatic” exhibit, and her breasts looked every bit as good as expected. That exhibition opened in 2016, but I don’t know when the photo was actually taken. If it was taken in 2016, she was in super-human condition, or had implants. She would have been 40, with the bosom of a 20-year-old.

2000 (age 24) – Snow Day. T-shirt, presumably braless.

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2008 (32) – Tortured. A tease of her impressive bosom.

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2010 – Modestly naked in Allure

2011 (35) – Girl Walks into a Bar. No nudity, but cheeky.

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2011 (35) – episode 7 of The Borgias. Distant butt.

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2016 (40) – episode 9 of Shut Eye. Very brief butt, probably accidental.

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2016 (40) – Her only true nudity was in the Randall Slavin “Achromatic” Exhibition



Lots more Chriqui, including her recent bikini scene on The Lincoln Lawyer

Sara Dögg Ásgeirsdóttir stark naked

Scoop, April 3, 2026 (11:28 pm)April 4, 2026 (1:06 am) ... 2 comments.

Full-frontal nudity from Sara Dögg Ásgeirsdóttir in Hvitur, hvitur dagur (2019) (GIF)

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Color-corrected video of Olivia Taylor Dudley naked in Touch Me (2026)

Scoop, April 3, 2026 (11:24 pm)April 3, 2026 (11:32 pm) ... 1 comment.

I don’t know who did this, or how he did it, but he did a good job.

I had tried to remove the blue filter when the release first appeared, but it was beyond my skills. The only way I could figure out how to do it was to strip it to black-and-white, then re-colorize it with AI, but I didn’t have the ambition to do that. The person who did this video may not have used that technique, but whatever he did, it worked.


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Here’s the original, with the blue filter

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