She turns 60 this year and is still one of the most beautiful women on the planet.
Every 2026 Super Bowl Commercial, ranked from best to worst
Yorgos Lanthimos directed two of the forty-plus commercials, including the one they rated #1.
Only ads that will be broadcast nationally during the game are included. This means leaving out the William Shatner “Will Shat” Raisin Bran ad, which would have ranked very high. But you have to draw the line somewhere.
OK, that point is fair. Maybe you do have to draw the line somewhere, but you don’t draw that line someplace that leaves Bill Shatner below it!!! That’s like Travis drawing a line in the Alamo sands on some spot where Davy Crockett was already over it, then exclaiming, “Get lost, you sniveling Tennessee carpetbagger. This is a Texas fight.”
Here is the great man:
Not only did he admit he shat on the car from too much fiber, but he also encountered a “Shit Zoo.”
Did I say great man? I meant greatest man.
Nostalgia: The women of She Devils of the SS (1973), now in HD
The image quality in this remastered 50-year-old cheapie is not bad. It’s a vintage exploitation film from the master of Eurocrap, Erwin C. Dietrich. I believe the C. actually stood for “Cheese.” And what could be more appropriate for a Swiss native?
AKA:
Eine Armee Gretchen
Frauleins in Uniform
Fraulein Without a Uniform
SS Cutthroats
And a zillion other titles
Trivia from IMDb: the film is allegedly banned in Finland.
With Adolf Hitler’s Wehrmacht facing imminent defeat, the so-called “lightning girls”–nurses, secretaries, housewives, and ordinary women from all over Germany–rushed to answer the nation’s call to arms. Now, against the unstoppable Red Army, the loyal female disciples of the Swastika must do everything in their power to boost the morale of the German front-line officers, including offering their young bodies to the battle-scarred soldiers. But, what happens if the secret army of pleasure is inclined to have too much fun?
Birgit Bergen and Evelyn Raes
Claudia Fielers and ???
Elisabeth Felchner and Renate Kasche
Marisa Feldy
Monika Rohde and ??
Renate Kasche
Jessica Lelia Greene in Swap (2024)
Just your basic grade-Z film about vampires who swing with normal mortal couples. Rated 2.8 at IMDb.
New couple, Rad and Kyla, are invited by Glory to celebrate her engagement to Angelo, her mysterious new boyfriend. At Angelo’s secluded house, Rad discovers that Glory and Angelo are swingers looking to swap partners. When Rad tries to persuade Kyla to leave, her curiosity leads to a steamy encounter where she learns that Angelo is a 500-year-old vampire with sinister intentions.
It doesn’t seem that there are many ancient vampires without sinister intentions. I’ve noticed than most guys get pretty cranky in their 80s, so I suppose they’d be really ornery in their 500s.
Jessica has an amazing head of hair and a helluva tan!
You can watch the film for free on TUBI, although I can’t imagine why you would want to.
From the comments:
For the desperate few, here’s a large file with the nudity: Jessica Lelia Greene, Erin Anne Gray – Swap (2024)
Candela Arestegui topless in the premiere episode of Salvador
Spanish series currently on Netflix.
A desperate father infiltrates a neo-Nazi group to save his daughter. As he delves deeper, he struggles to understand her transformation and the forces that led her astray, all while confronting values that clash with his own beliefs.
Very hard scene to watch. The last paramedic, futilely trying to revive the dead girl, is her father.
Emily Flain topless in The Morrigan (2025)
English-Irish horror film
Follows an archaeologist who travels to Ireland to uncover a long-dead tomb. A threat is released and she will have to fight to keep her teenage daughter from falling under the control of The Morrigan, a vengeful Pagan War Goddess.
And yet she succeeds.
So, that’s not much of a goddess, losing to an archeologist. With that as a war goddess, it’s a wonder the Celtic people won any wars at all.
Perhaps that goddess needs to think smaller. I’ll bet she could defeat that guy who played Les Nessman.
Johnny Moronic’s film clip is here.
Małgorzata Kowalska topless in 3 Lata. 1 Noc. (2019)
‘Three Years. One Night’ is a 19-minute Polish film produced by the Warsaw Film School. The film presents an intense story that unfolds in just one night, summarizing three years of a relationship.
Małgorzata Gorol – full-frontal nudity on stage in Podróż Zimowa (2014)
Polish stage production. (English: “Winter Journey”). It premiered November 30, 2014 at the Teatr Polski, Wrocław.
What is Kim K wearing underneath the bottom half of this outfit?
??
Here’s the full gallery. It’s odd that there is no rear view, given that’s what Kim is known for. Such a perspective would give us a better answer to the question in my headline.