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Hannah Einbinder topless in this week’s Hacks (s5e3)

Scoop, April 23, 2026 (11:14 pm) ... 1 comment.


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The Paulina Dávila nudity in Santita

Scoop, April 23, 2026 (8:07 pm) ... no comments.

New Netflix series from Mexico

After being wheelchair-bound from a crash, María José “Santita” Cano left her love at the altar. 20 years later, his return makes her face her past choices and test the limits of her love.

Episode 4

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She has played many sexy roles in the past, but usually without substantial nudity.

2012 – Reseta

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2016 – Carrion

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2018 – several episodes of Aqui en la Terra

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Cynthia Rothrock is lookin’ good at 69 …

Scoop, April 23, 2026 (3:16 pm) ... 4 comments.

… assuming this new IG post is a new picture.

I haven’t thought about her in years.


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Elle Fanning is pretty good at Instagram

Scoop, April 23, 2026 (3:08 pm)April 23, 2026 (3:12 pm) ... 2 comments.

I don’t know the context, but I guess this is probably one of her cosplay ideas from a future episode of Margo’s Got Money Troubles. It is bundled in the “View Story” with other Margo images.


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“World’s Top Producer of Condoms Raises Prices as Iran War Rattles Supply Chains”

Scoop, April 23, 2026 (2:45 pm)April 23, 2026 (6:20 pm) ... no comments.

I thought the war with Iran meant that we would be fucked. It turns out to be the opposite.

As Oscar Wilde once said, “The only thing worse than getting fucked is not getting fucked.”

Or words to that effect.

Hassie Harrison on the set of the Baywatch reboot

Scoop, April 23, 2026 (2:12 pm)April 23, 2026 (2:21 pm) ... 2 comments.

Hassie, who you may know as Laramie on Yellowstone, must love the work, because she probably doesn’t need the dough. I just read that she belongs to one of America’s richest families. She’s the great-granddaughter of gazillionaire oilman H.L. Hunt, Jr.


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Only one question: how do you tell which woman in that cast is which? They definitely seem to have a “type”


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Elisabetta Gregoraci: wardrobe malfunction at a swanky bullshit event

Scoop, April 23, 2026 (1:47 pm)April 23, 2026 (1:48 pm) ... no comments.

Italian model and Tv personality Elisabetta Gregoraci wearing a revealing top and flashing her nipple several times as a result, as she attends the Blumarine fashion show during Milan Fashion Week on February 27 2026!

Not sure this is a nip slip or not with a top like that but on the other hand, only one of her nips can be seen so I don’t think it was intentional.

Sample:


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Susannah Perkins naked on stage in “Antigone (This Play I Read in High School)”

Scoop, April 23, 2026 (1:03 am)April 23, 2026 (2:55 pm) ... 4 comments.

The play, “Antigone (This Play I Read in High School)” was written by Anna Ziegler. It opened at the Public Theater in February, 2026. In this contemporary feminist retelling of the Greek tragedy, Antigone has an abortion, in defiance of the law of her anti-choice uncle, King Creon.

Susannah Perkins played Antigone.


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The original version of Antigone was written by Sophocles about 2500 years ago, so the copyright has probably expired. That original story has nothing to do with abortion. It is as follows:

After a civil war, two brothers kill one another in battle. King Creon, uncle of both men, orders that Eteocles (who defended Creon’s rule) be buried, but Polyneices (who took up arms against it) be left unburied as a traitor. A prophet tells Creon that the gods are angry with his decision to deny burial rites to Polyneices, since they ordained those rites and they are, you know … gods. Creon ignores the prophet, which is never the smart play in ancient stories. In ancient Greece, that was the equivalent of betting on the Washington Generals to beat the Globetrotters.

By the way, that prophet is the local blind man. The Greek gods always hire the handicapped, perhaps as compensation for making them handicapped in the first place. Deaf and mute guys never get chosen as prophets because they either can’t hear or can’t transmit the divine instructions, so the blind guys get all the drachmas in the fast-paced, high-paying field of prophecy.

Creon’s niece, Antigone, sister of both slain warriors, and daughter of the previous king, believes that she must follow divine law to anoint her brother with burial rites. Creon thinks that she must obey him instead since, as King, he is the law. Antigone does not give Creon a “like” on his ancient Greek Instagram page, buries Polyneices ritually, and is arrested. Creon sentences her to be walled up alive, causing her to hang herself.

Well, wouldn’t you know it, Antigone was engaged to Creon’s son. The betrothed were cousins, so Creon not only killed his niece, but also his future daughter-in-law.

The Greek gods were not real sticklers on incest unless it involved a parent and child, in which case, hoo-boy, did they send down curses upon the offenders. You’ve heard of King Oedipus, the “Oedipal complex” guy, the original motherfucker. In another play by Sophocles, Oedipus unknowingly gave his mom a ride on the ol’ love-log. When he figured it out, he blinded himself from the shame, and went into exile. The pension system in ancient Greece was remarkably poor, even for kings, and the gods were displeased with him over that whole mother-fucking thing, not to mention the fact that he also killed his own father, so they refused to hire the blind Oedipus as a prophet. He was therefore relegated to the second-most common profession for blind guys: begging.

Did I mention that Antigone was the daughter of Oedipus, who therefore had fucked her grandmother and killed her grandfather in another Sophocles play? (Sophocles was not a happy-go-lucky guy.)

Back to this play …

King Creon’s son kills himself in grief at the loss of his beloved Antigone. Creon’s wife then kills herself in grief over the death of her beloved son.

Creon, left alone with his own grief, starts to wonder whether he may have overreacted a bit.

The ever-wise Greek Chorus ends the play by saying, “Ya think?”

“20 Celebrities You Did Not Know were Gay or Bisexual”

Scoop, April 23, 2026 (12:52 am)April 23, 2026 (1:40 pm) ... 10 comments.

I have rarely been surprised to hear that somebody was gay, but the title of this link is decent clickbait, so I thought I’d get at least one surprise. Maybe some manly mofo like Charles Bronson or Samuel L Jackson or Yogi Berra?

Wrong!

Really? Sean Hayes and Jim Parsons are gay? Who could have dreamed?

How did they miss Paul Lynde?

From the comments:

I’ve heard rumors, just rumors mind you, that Charles Nelson Riley was gay.

Also, to the author of the article on his use of the word “celebrity,” I will quite the late, great Inigo Montoya:

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Molly Windsor naked in episode 2 of Unchosen.

Scoop, April 23, 2026 (12:03 am) ... no comments.

New drama series from the U.K. Now on Netflix.

A psychological thriller set in a conservative Christian cult, Unchosen follows the story of Rosie (Windsor), a dutiful wife and mother who is set on a dangerous path of emancipation and sexual awakening when she has an encounter with an escaped convict.

Molly’s scene: (Blink and you’ll miss it.)


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