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Eiza Gonzalez see-thru

Scoop, March 20, 2026 (12:52 pm) ... no comments.

Eiza Gonzalez goes braless in a see-trough dress to the red carpet premiere of Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice at SXSW in Austin on March 14, 2026!

I’m not sure whether she has pasties beneath the dress, but whether she does or not, Eiza is easy on the eyes.

Teaser:


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HD gallery here

I don’t know who Tilde Rasmussen is, but she has mastered Instagram

Scoop, March 19, 2026 (10:27 pm)March 20, 2026 (12:45 pm) ... 7 comments.

Either she has figured out a way to beat the system, or Instagram just hasn’t noticed yet.

(The pic is still there if you click on the link. Instagram has not figured out what is or isn’t there, so their message is usually wrong. They get around this with the use of the word “may,” which is a weaselly way of saying “We really don’t know WTF we’re doing. Maybe it’s there. Maybe it isn’t.” A programmer could fix this is seconds, but no-o-o-o-o.)

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Rita Ora on The Masked Singer

Scoop, March 19, 2026 (10:19 pm) ... no comments.


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Ivana Baquero nude and sexy (7 videos – bonus pics)(updated)

Scoop, March 19, 2026 (4:41 pm)March 19, 2026 (4:57 pm) ... 2 comments.

Spanish actress Ivana Baquero (The Shannara Chronicles , High Seas) in some great nude scenes from the 2025 film “A Widows Game” and some awesome POV sex action from an older film

You might remember her as the little girl from “Pan’s Labyrinth.” Now she is all grown up and super hot



Ivana has appeared her many times, including full body nudity in House of Ashur

Her performance in House of Ashur finished #6 among The Best Nude Performances of 2025.

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Related: STARZ has still not renewed House of Ashur despite these facts: (1) high ratings; (2) 91% Tomato Meter; (3) season one ends with a cliffhanger; (3) season two is already written. I assume the show is quite costly, thus prompting their hesitation, but I have my fingers crossed. I may have forgotten some, but I think Ashur was my favorite show last year.

Site favorite Milana Vayntrub with some beautiful cleavage

Scoop, March 19, 2026 (4:36 pm)March 19, 2026 (5:46 pm) ... 4 comments.

Time to celebrate because Milana Vayntrub is showing amazing cleavage in a black gown at the New York premiere of Project Hail Mary!

Milana Vayntrub’s boobs look amazing and she even comes close to a nip slip! Maybe a sign that she is becoming more comfortable showing them off again? Remember, she did that sexy fundraiser not long ago too.

I was already excited to see this movie, and Milana Vayntrub being in it is just an extra bonus!

Teaser:


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Milana has appeared here many times before, but never naked, darn it!

Lukita Maxwell see-thru

Scoop, March 19, 2026 (4:30 pm) ... 2 comments.

Actress Lukita Maxwell flashing one boob while wearing an asymmetrical sheer top to Vanity Fair’s The 2026 Vanities Party – A Night for Young Hollywood in Los Angeles on March 11, 2026!

Here is a teaser:


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The gallery is VHQ!

Halle Bailey really knows how to take a selfie

Scoop, March 19, 2026 (4:23 pm) ... 1 comment.

Halle Bailey showing off a little more than she imagined with this sultry selfie she took wearing a nightie! There is definitely about a third of a nipple showing!

On the set of the Baywatch Reboot

Scoop, March 19, 2026 (4:19 pm)March 19, 2026 (4:19 pm) ... 1 comment.

Olivia Dunne, Brooks Nader, Shay Mitchell, Ashley Moore, Hassie Harrison and Jessica Belkin all wearing the iconic red swimsuit while filming for the Baywatch reboot in Los Angeles on March 18, 2026!

Francisca Estevez nudity in season four of Eva Lasting

Scoop, March 19, 2026 (8:14 am) ... no comments.

Teen romance series from Colombia, set in the 1970s. A mysterious teen girl arrives at an all-boys school.

Netflix just released season four, just nine months after season three. There is some nudity, but it’s infrequent and the exposure is limited.

Francisca Estevez in episode 5

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Francisca Estevez in episode 6

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Videos here



You will find season three here.

Gwyneth Paltrow popped out just a bit in Marty Supreme

Scoop, March 19, 2026 (4:34 am)March 19, 2026 (5:49 pm) ... 14 comments.

UPGRADED to 4K

(IMDb: 8.3, Tomato Meter: 94%, Popcorn Meter: 83%)

Timothée Chalamet was once considered the likely winner of the Best Actor Oscar for his role in this film. His likelihood on the betting markets was 78% on February 9th. The bloom disappeared from his rose, however, for a variety of reasons, while Michael B. Jordan’s popularity kept increasing to an eventual victory. Chalamet plays Marty Mauser, an aspiring table tennis champion, fiercely determined to be the best in the sport. Although the story is fictional and original, the character was inspired by real-life table tennis player Marty Reisman.

Marty Supreme was nominated for nine Oscars, winning none. That is not the record for futility, but it’s close. There are now ten films with nine or more nominations without a win.

The Color Purple – 0-for-11
The Turning Point – 0-for-11
The Irishman – 0-for-10
True Grit (newer version) – 0-for-10
Gangs of NY – 0-for-10
American Hustle – 0-for-10
Peyton Place – 0-for-9
The Little Foxes – 0-for-9
The Banshees of Inisherin – 0-for-9
Marty Supreme – 0-for-9

All of those films are rated at least 7.0 at IMDb except The Turning Point (6.8), which gets the same disrespect from IMDb voters that it got from Oscar voters.

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Incidentally, when Chalamet went down on Gwyneth in that scene, he reported that her vagina smells just like a candle.

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  • Tony on I don’t know who Tilde Rasmussen is, but she has mastered Instagram: “I can see the pic when I click the link.” Mar 20, 12:15
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  • Pufftentacle on I don’t know who Tilde Rasmussen is, but she has mastered Instagram: “Yes, I have the original pic. Not sure how to get it to you?” Mar 20, 09:47
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  • Dennis on Lukita Maxwell see-thru: “She’s worn some pretty hot outfits on “Shrinking” (AppleTV) Her Wiki page says she identifies as queer and Buddhist” Mar 20, 09:15
  • Dudeman on Site favorite Milana Vayntrub with some beautiful cleavage: “That was my first thought too. Ozempic.” Mar 20, 08:27
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