Looks like a Hassie Harrison areola slip (or is it a shadow?) when she was posing at the Deadline Fox Upfront Portrait Studio!

Unlike many Bo Derek classics, John Derek didn’t direct this one, but it’s just as bad as his. (4.1 at IMDb) Screen icon Bob Mitchum was 76 years old in this film, and he must have really needed a paycheck to appear in crap like this, or perhaps he just wanted a trip to Capetown, where filming took place.

This was directed and co-written by Robert Ginty, who was best known for acting and for directing TV projects. He only directed three non-TV films, all rated below 5.0, and this was the last one.

As bad as the film is, it’s not difficult to watch Bo Derek naked. Aesthete just did some new videos from a 1080hd open-matte version of this movie!

Here are Aesthete’s sample captures

And here are the vintage DVD captures from Tuna.

Belgian film in Flemish

Malou is struggling with herself; while her mother is mostly absent and her rowing teammates bully her, the one person she can rely on is her brother Max. Tension arises when she falls in love with her brother’s girlfriend.

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Femke’s profile at her agency

Low-rent sci-fi comedy from Australia, with Aussie actors mimicking American accents.

A financially-strapped genius working at a local bar/nightclub discovers a groundbreaking energy formula, only to be swept into a whirlwind of romance and interstellar intrigue when an alien seeking his invention enters his life. Cal, a gifted but impoverished scientist, spends his nights bar tending and his days pursuing his passion for energy research at home alone. His world is upended when he encounters Star, a charming yet mysterious woman who is secretly an alien on a mission to secure his revolutionary formula. Their budding romance masks Star’s true purpose: to prevent Cal’s discovery from destabilizing the cosmos. As Cal navigates his unassuming life and newfound love, he remains oblivious to Star’s extraterrestrial identity and the galactic ramifications of his invention. Artemis, Cal’s loyal childhood friend and bar tending coworker, provides a down-to-earth comedic contrast to the high-stakes cosmic drama unfolding. He becomes inadvertently entangled in the extraterrestrial affairs as Cal’s formula draws attention from various interstellar factions. The story builds to a climax where Cal must confront the vast implications of his work and make critical decisions that will affect not just his and Star’s future, but the fate of the universe.

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See the story here

German drama

Nore, a free-spirited femme fatale, moves in with former classmate and serious student Jonna. As they frolic through carefree one-night stands with throwaway men, they come to face Nore’s deeply troubled past as a roadblock to happiness.

Zorg’s video is here.

Previous appearances by Dana Herfurth

Cloistered Sister (original Italian title: Sorella di Clausura) is a 2025 dark comedy directed by Serbian-Romanian filmmaker Ivana Mladenović. The film stars Katia Pascariu as Stela, a 36-year-old educated but chronically unemployed woman whose lifelong obsession with an aging Balkan pop star leads her on a wildly eccentric, tragicomic journey. Set in the Balkans leading up to the 2008 financial crisis, the film follows Stela as she desperately attempts to meet her musical idol. Her quest introduces her to Vera, an associate of the musician who runs a bankrupt sex-toy business. As circumstances shift, Stela’s life takes a surprising turn as she finds herself acting as a domestic servant, parodying themes of hero-worship, class, and female agency.

It is mainly in Romanian, but also Serbian, English and Italian.

Zorg’s video can be found here.

Film clip and collage by Johnny Moronic

Twin brothers meet a childhood sweetheart at a tacky hotel and rediscover their love as they renew their competition for her affection.

Johnny Moronic’s film clips are here

These aren’t really celebrities, but you may find them interesting:

Busty Australian influencer and plus-size model in premium nudes and hardcore sex videos

Polish tattoo model in lots of nude photoshoots but also in some more “artistic” explicit pics and sex videos with some erotic photographers

I’m thinking back to when I was just out of school, and I imagine telling my Polish-American parents that I’m dating that second girl.

“Mom, I’m dating a nice Polish girl!”

MOM: “That’s wonderful! What does she do for a living?”

“She’s a model.”

DAD: “That’s great! Like Cindy Crawford?”

“No, not exactly. She’s kind of specialized.”

MOM: “You’ll have to bring her for dinner. Grandma and I can make our gołąbki!”

“Maybe when I get to know her better.”

My dad might know at that point that there was something sleazy going on, but he wouldn’t judge it or betray it aloud. My mom wouldn’t know why I didn’t want to bring her over, or be able to read the coded language of “specialized.” She’d think “Oh, only for catalogs, like Sears and Spiegel.” But the jig would have been up if she ever got to see the tattoos.

How do you tell your parents, Polish or not, that you’re dating a Polish porn model with more tattoos than Queequeg?