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Who is the current Holy Grail of celebrity nudity.

Scoop, October 28, 2026 (8:23 am)October 28, 2026 (3:14 pm) ... 65 comments.

So we got full-frontal nudity from the single person we LEAST wanted to see naked (John Lithgow in Jimpa) —- now who do we MOST want to see? Who is the current Holy Grail?

Who is the current Holy Grail of nudity?

(Who would you most like to see do a full-frontal nude scene?)

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Kari Wuhrer topless in Beyond Desire (1995)

Scoop, October 28, 2026 (6:48 pm)October 28, 2026 (6:54 pm) ... 3 comments.

Comments and film clips by Johnny Moronic

More 90s movies with another B-grade erotic thriller. William Forsythe plays an Elvis-obsessed, wrongly-accused criminal who’s been let out of prison after 14 years. In the middle-of-nowhere he’s picked up by sexy Rita (Kari Wuhrer) and he can’t believe his luck. It must be too good to be true. Of course it is. She’s a call-girl who works for a Las Vegas gangster (Leo Rossi) who wants to know where the money from a heist is. The crim didn’t do that heist, so he doesn’t know. Of course, the crim and Rita fall for one another but he can’t quite trust her, and the gangster is persistent. But the crim is always one step ahead of everyone. Typical B-grade thriller with the strange casting of Forsythe as the leading man, although he seems to have been heavily involved in the movie, so it’s not such a surprise he stars. He’s pretty good. Wuhrer plays bimbo well and wears a number of short dresses, but she showed more in plenty of other 90s movies. At times the movie is quite comical, although I’m not sure this is how it’s supposed to be.

Scoop’s note: This is from a rather poor quality DVD, and the scene itself is poorly lit.

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Nadia Lee Cohen nudity

Scoop, October 28, 2026 (6:23 pm) ... 1 comment.

British photographer, director and model Nadia Lee Cohen in some very hot nude, sexy and see-through photos.

She is very big in the fashion industry, making ads with some of the biggest brands like Balenciaga , DSquared2 and others.

She has also some great big tits.

Dora Madison Burge: Nipples In A Fishnet Dress!

Scoop, October 28, 2026 (6:17 pm) ... no comments.

Dora Madison Burge taking a body selfie of while wearing a see-through fishnet dress! Lovely look at her nipples!

Ellie Bamber’s nipples

Scoop, October 28, 2026 (6:12 pm) ... no comments.

This can’t be called a nip-slip, because her nipples are actually part of the design of the dress. The dress forms a masked face, and her nipples are the pupils of her eyes!

Actress Ellie Bamber braless and wearing a dress with nipple windows as she attends the screening of her latest film The Face Of Horror during the 70th BFI LFF in London, England on October 15, 2026!


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Diana Rigg topless!

Scoop, October 28, 2026 (2:00 pm)October 28, 2026 (2:08 pm) ... 13 comments.

Mrs. Peel in her 1977 Series, Three Piece Suite. (Sketch: Screen Night, from episode 1.)

There’s no body double. It is a smooth single take. The live audience reacted appropriately. As far as I know, this is her only legitimate nude scene.

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The same three captures smoothed:


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Gotta love the BBC – there are two other topless women in the same scene.

In a related scene (same character, different scene):


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It’s weird to hear Diana speaking in a nasal voice with a bizarre accent (I think it is supposed to be American).

Theater Of The Nude, November 1968

Scoop, October 28, 2026 (7:27 am) ... 1 comment.

This is too good to leave in the comments section

Isabelle Alain (Izzipoopi) See-Through

Scoop, October 27, 2026 (5:54 pm) ... no comments.

Fashion influencer Isabelle Alain, better known as Izzipoopi showing nipples in a couple of see-through outfits when attending events at Paris Fashion Week!

Here she is with Lily Chee and Olivia Neill at the Isabel Marant fashion show on October 1, 2026!

Also:

Izzipoopi showing her nipples again when wearing a sheer dress to the Khaite Paris Showroom!

Both see-thrus here

Diana Rigg discusses her nude scene in Abelard and Heloise

Scoop, October 27, 2026 (5:08 pm)October 27, 2026 (5:08 pm) ... 12 comments.

Dame Diana Rigg’s NUDE Scene Disaster



Speaking of Marianne Faithfull – Girl on a Motorcycle (1968)

Scoop, October 27, 2026 (3:10 pm)October 27, 2026 (3:13 pm) ... 6 comments.

She didn’t get naked as Ophelia in Hamlet, but she gave up the goods here.


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Some of the most tedious films in history are created when cinematographers decide to direct, as you know if you’ve seen any of Nick Roeg’s films. It is possible to have a great film without great cinematography, but it is not possible to have a great film based solely upon great cinematography. See Roeg’s “Walkabout” as the perfect illustration of how beautiful photographs can’t guarantee a great film.

Or see “Girl on a Motorcycle”, directed by Jack Cardiff.

Cardiff was a great cinematographer. He photographed The African Queen and Black Narcissus, among other triumphs. He had less success as a director, however, and this film has nothing to recommend it except scenery.

Here’s the deal on this movie:

An adventurous woman is bored with her humdrum marriage to a conservative teacher in France. One morning, she gets on her motorcycle, abandons her husband, and drives to see her lover in Germany. Along the way, she passes some beautiful scenery, and contemplates her past and future. She anticipates the reunion with her lover. She dies before she gets there. The end

I know that already sounds pretty boring, but the film is actually a lot duller than it sounds.

For years, it was rumored that there was an X-rated cut of the film which was much wilder than the version then available on tape. The DVD has the uncut version, but don’t get your hopes up. The really hard sex scenes were solarized in post-production, and they look like one of those light shows for serious acidheads, and are about as sexy as watching a lavalamp. The medium sex scenes, full nudes, were shot in virtual darkness. Among the scenes you can actually see, there is virtually nothing worth seeing.

It’s possible that the film may have some appeal to bad movie lovers, because it has a very high cheese content. You have all the chromakey motorcycle scenes in front of the moving background. You have the endless narration. You have the corny acidhead visual effects, you have Marianne Faithfull making blissed-out expressions as she drives, and oh, that dialogue:

“Your body is like a violin in a velvet case.”

“Your toes are like tombstones”

My advice to you, however, is to skip it even if you love bad movies, because it just too damned tedious.

Sidebar #1: If you were to make a list of the worst damned movies you’ve ever seen, how many of them would Alain Delon be in? I’m not talking about bad movies that are fun to watch like “Hell Comes to Frogtown,” but movies that are a complete waste of your time in every way, providing no art value and no entertainment value of any kind. Delon would be in at least three from my list: this one, Airport ’79, and The Assassination of Trotsky.

Sidebar #2: Marianne also showed a nipple for about a second in a 1967 film called I’ll Never Forget What’s-‘Is-Name


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