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Victoria Abril and others naked in 101 Reykjavic (2000)

Scoop, March 22, 2026 (9:34 pm)March 22, 2026 (9:45 pm) ... 1 comment.

Filmed in Iceland, this is a European sex comedy. A young man has a drunken one-night stand with a house guest who turns out to be bisexual – and his mother’s lover. Oops!

My headline says “Victoria Abril and others” because Victoria is the only famous woman pictured below, as well as the film’s biggest star. And she does, after all, appear fully nude from the front and rear. But the true star of the nudity is Ingibjorg Gunnarsdottir. I have no idea who she is, and I think 101 Reykjavic represents her entire film career, but her scene is quite entertaining. Don’t miss it.

Victoria Abril

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Ingibjorg Gunnarsdottir

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If you follow the discussions here, you are aware that Victoria Abril is the all-time nudity champ. Of all the actresses who have been nominated for an acting honor by a national academy, Victoria has done the most nude scenes, more than Charlotte Rampling or Sharon Stone or Nicole Kidman or Kate Winslet or Monica Bellucci or any of the prolific French or Mexican stars. More than anyone.

One good example: Tie Me up! Tie Me Down!

Julia Nickson naked in K2 (1991)

Scoop, March 22, 2026 (7:56 pm)March 22, 2026 (7:57 pm) ... no comments.

This is an adventure story about mountain climbing.

Taylor and Harold are good friends and avid climbers. While climbing one day, they meet a man who it seems might be attempting to climb K2, the world’s second-highest peak. Always pushy, Taylor bugs the man for a spot on the team, claiming that he and Harold are good enough. They may be very good, but K2 is a very tough mountain.

When the film was made, Julia Nickson was credited as Julia Nickson-Soul because she was married to Starsky or Hutch or both. Their daughter, China Soul, is a musician.


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The video streams the director’s commentary for some reason that I didn’t anticipate. There is nothing memorable about the original dialogue, but you can get all available audio tracks if you download it.

25 Photos Taken At The Wrong Place And The Wrong Time

Scoop, March 22, 2026 (9:17 am)March 22, 2026 (9:39 am) ... no comments.

What the hell was John McCain doing in #17?

Andrea Chaparro and Azul Guaita nudity in the finale of Like Water for Chocolate (s2e6))

Scoop, March 22, 2026 (7:51 am) ... no comments.

This was an outstanding show: beautiful writing, beautiful photography, beautiful nudity. It’s centered around a feminine perspective, and targets a female audience, so it’s not the sort of show I would normally seek out, but it does what it does so well that I loved it in spite of the long rhapsodies about food, in spite of the sentimental musings, in spite of the contrived crises, even in spite of myself. In that respect, I would liken it to Amelie, the great film from Jean-Pierre Jeunet, in the sense that if I just read the plot summary, I’d never watch it, but it’s just so good that it won me over, and I looked forward to it each week.

And it didn’t hurt that there were beautiful naked women everywhere.

Andrea Chaparro

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Azul Guaita

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As I suggested above, there were nude scenes in many previous episodes

Katja-Inga Baldowski and Susanne Bantel in Thirty Years with the Whip (2024)

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German biopic. Original title: Dreißig Jahre an der Peitsche

The toxic relationship with her parents triggers Tina’s escape from home. Her affair with an SM aficionado introduces Tina to a radically new life as dominatrix for a special clientele while battling her own gambling addiction. She becomes known as the Berlin dominatrix, Lady MacLaine

Katja-Inga Baldowski

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Susanne Bantel

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Zeynep Kalender nude in Limerence (2022 short)

Scoop, March 22, 2026 (2:21 am) ... 2 comments.

It’s an NYU student film produced by the Tisch School of the Arts

Well, I learned a new vocab word today:

Limerence is an involuntary state of intense, obsessive romantic infatuation characterized by intrusive thoughts, emotional dependence, and a desperate craving for reciprocation from a “limerent object”. It involves idealizing the person, ignoring flaws, and experiencing extreme mood swings based on their actions. Unlike love, it is often a one-sided, addictive, and short-lived state.

As for the film:

On a laid-back summer day, a young woman spends some time with her casual partner. Irmak Akgur directs “Limerence,” a slice-of-life portrait that flows in uninhibited vignettes. Minimally plotted but tonally sharp, Akgur’s film captures a couple of free spirits in their element – spending the day preening, dancing in the sun, making love. Built with convincing intimacy and naturalism, it culminates in a moment of carnal revelation.


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Rebeka Poláková naked in Nobody Likes Me (2024)

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Czech romantic drama. Original title: Nikdo me nemá rád

Sára works as an assistant at the army headquarters in Prague. She is an attractive woman surrounded by young men, but without a partner. When she meets the gallant and charming Martin, she finally experiences the love of her life. When Sára wants to take their relationship to a deeper and more physical level, Martin unexpectedly cuts her off. Refusing to accept his reluctance to confide in her, Sára wants to know what is stopping him from being with her. She discovers that Martin has a secret. She promises not to tell anyone, but does so in good faith. And then he learns how society deals with those who don’t fit into the right boxes.

(SPOILER: Martin is a hermaphrodite.)


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I hope you and your family have a merry and blessed Shatmas Day

Scoop, March 22, 2026 (12:00 am)March 23, 2026 (1:33 am) ... 23 comments.

“You! You there!” he shouted to a boy on the street. “What day is this?”

The boy gave a puzzled look. “It’s Shatmas, sir.”

“Good! I haven’t missed it. Here, lad. There’s a big, juicy turkey of a Shatner movie in the bargain bin at Walmart. Buy it and deliver it to my house.”

There are those who, with apologies to pretenders like Alexander Graham Bell and the not-as-great Gretzky, call Bill Shatner the greatest of all Canadians.


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That’s true, but is such limited thinking. Why restrict his importance to a single frozen land with only about 40 million inhabitants? He is simply the greatest HUMAN, possibly excepting the anonymous inventor of the wheel, and of course Bobby Troup.

Today is his 95th birthday. I celebrate his birthday as both Shatmas and New Year’s Day. Different people reckon the start of the new year with different methods, and have varying ways to calculate how many there have been. At the end of September in our calendar, the Jewish community will welcome the year 5787. The Chinese just celebrated the beginning of 4724. In a site dedicated to crap, we have no choice but to count the birth of William Shatner as the beginning of time (or at least any time worth living in), so today is the beginning of the year 95 A.S.N. (Anno Shatner nostri).

Referencing the great day to the common calendar, the day known to most of the world as March 22, 1931 was the greatest day in history, for it marked the birth of the promised one … the golden child … the chosen one. Know him. Embrace him. For as surely as crapped is the past tense of crap, Shat is the past tense of shit.

Like most of his followers, I celebrate by getting into costume and re-enacting one of his many career highlights. I normally choose this all-time classic:


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During the pandemic I could not re-create that fight, since the scene requires two actors, which was inappropriate in the era of Coronavirus and social distancing, so that year I chose to re-enact the fight scene from White Comanche, since Shatner plays both parts.



This year: The Scoopy Players, my community theater company, will present a stage version of Incubus, Shat’s offbeat 1966 movie performed entirely in Esperanto.

I did not make that film up. The entire movie is below.



Further study from the ancient archives of Other Crap: decades of Shatner curiosities.

From the proprietor of a site that worships crap, happy birthday and stay crappy, Bill. You have already lived long and prospered, so just keep up the … er … good work.


Kidding aside:

There are those who say that Bill Shatner sucks. But did you know that there was a time when Shatner received unanimous acclaim from high-brow critics for a major Shakespearean performance? No, not ironic praise, but sincere encomiums.

My parents started taking me to the Stratford Festival in 1962 or 1963, too late to see Shatner, but his picture was in their halls, and I have read about his one magical night. The big draw in the 1956 festival was Shakespeare’s Henry V, starring Christopher Plummer. Shatner had only a minor role, but was also Plummer’s understudy. Plummer suffered from kidney stones, and his pain became so intense one night that he couldn’t perform. It was June 18, 1956. Enter Shatner.

This is an understudy’s greatest dream, and greatest nightmare. Shatner was going on for Canada’s most acclaimed young actor, and had to play Henry the Fucking Fifth, one of the best roles Shakespeare ever wrote (you have probably heard of the Band of Brothers speech). His career could have ended right there. Instead, it was a triumph. He got the greatest applause from the rest of the cast, professional actors who understood how difficult it was to do what he did at all, let alone to critical and audience raves!

Shatner’s other work at Stratford was nothing more than workmanlike. Here he is as Lucentio in a modern-dress staging of The Taming of the Shrew


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I assume he took his wardrobe home with him after that role, because he wore the same outfit about 20 years later in that notorious screen triumph Big Bad Mama


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Same haircut as well!


I never got to see Bill as Henry V, but I absolutely love him as Marc Antony in a hip-hop production of Julius Caesar within Free Enterprise, a wonderful, underrated film.

Shatner also played Marc Antony in a serious production – a CBC broadcast, pre-Trek (December, 1960). I like the hip-hop version better.

Topless Heidi Klum and Lever Couture turn trash into high fashion

Scoop, March 21, 2026 (11:53 pm) ... 2 comments.

Eight couture looks made from Lever Couture’s waste pile prove that glamour can come from the most unexpected places.

Sample:


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Ashley Myers, Joy Glass and Blakely Bunnell topless in The Watermen (2012)

Scoop, March 21, 2026 (11:22 pm)March 21, 2026 (11:28 pm) ... 1 comment.

Horror film. USA.

A clan of watermen capture a crew of sport fishermen who must then fight for their lives.

If I have seen this, I can’t remember it. It is rated 3.2 at IMDb, and stars Jason Mewes, so I didn’t bother to check the IMDb section that lists Oscar nominations. If that name sounds familiar but you can’t quite place him, Jason Mewes is Jay of “Jay and Silent Bob.”

The film sounds terrible, but the nudity is not bad at all, albeit performed by relatively unknown actresses.

Ashley Myers and Joy Glass

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Joy Glass

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Blakely Bunnell

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