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Sydney Sweeney in Euphoria (s3e6)

Scoop, May 17, 2026 (10:13 pm)May 17, 2026 (10:14 pm) ... no comments.

There was no true nudity this week, but La Cid came close.


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SNL’s Sarah Sherman has a really cute butt. Who knew?

Scoop, May 17, 2026 (4:53 pm) ... 1 comment.

She’s usually trying to be as gross as possible.

There is even a bit of see-thru action:


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Jena Malone and others naked in The Neon Demon (2016)

Scoop, May 17, 2026 (4:09 pm)May 17, 2026 (4:15 pm) ... 1 comment.

Arthouse horror film.

An aspiring model, Jesse, is new to Los Angeles. However, her beauty and youth, which generate intense fascination and jealousy within the fashion industry, may prove themselves sinister.

The star of the film, Elle Fanning, stays clothed, but other characters provide nudity.

Bella Heathcote and Abby Lee
(Lee is the taller one, on the left)

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Cody Renee Cameron

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Jenna Malone

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4K Videos. GoFile won’t stream 4K videos, but they will play just fine if you download them.

Zendaya wore a flimsy tee in Malcolm & Marie 2021

Scoop, May 17, 2026 (2:07 pm) ... no comments.

A director’s relationship with his girlfriend is tested after they return home from his movie premiere and face each other’s turmoil.

Collages by Penman


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Laura Gemser naked in Emanuelle in the Country (1982)

Scoop, May 17, 2026 (1:15 pm) ... no comments.

This Italian sex comedy co-starring Laura Gemster is not really part of the Black Emanuelle series. It’s a completely unrelated rip-off, despite the film’s title and the identity of its star. Laura Gemser plays a new doctor who comes to a small Italian village, and her name is not even Emanuelle, but Selenia or Fatima, depending on which language you watch it in.

Whatever flaws Joe D’Amato’s Emanuelle films may have, they are at least professionally photographed. This one is pure crap.


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More info about the Black Emanuelle series, as well as other pretenders, can be found here.

Krystyna Janda totally naked in Vertiges (1985)

Scoop, May 17, 2026 (12:37 pm) ... no comments.

The Polish Nudografia site didn’t post any new films this week, but he sure came up with a great vintage offering. I had never heard of this film, but neither had anyone else. It has only 28 votes at IMDb.

Time Out describes it as follows:

A moonstruck enterprise, from the maverick independent international producer Paulo Branco, in which, on the first night of a fraught production of The Marriage of Figaro, Serre, playing the count, shoots dead Bosc, playing Figaro, with the latter’s own pearl-handled pistol. This is no more than the lippy servant deserves since throughout rehearsals he’s tormented the conductor with hints of some old injustice. The conductor, meanwhile, has grown increasingly obsessed with the memory of his former mistress, La Gravida, and her perfect voice. One of the singers (Krystyna Janda) loses her voice. ‘You have to be a real diva to lose your voice,’ the conductor’s current mistress says, comfortingly. News arrives of La Gravida’s retirement. The conductor swoons and expires. The Countess swears vengeance, and the Count, in the event, acts the gentleman. Vertigo, indeed.

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Maybe I won’t be watching that film, and the only video I could find is a VHS rip, but if anyone comes up with the HD clips to match Nudografia’s captures, I will absolutely watch them. Janda looks pretty great without her clothing, and her main nude scene goes on for (a very boring, except for her body) six minutes!

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She is another contender for the Polish championship. She has been nominated for several Eagles, and Nudografia documents 20 of her roles, including this one, covering a span of more than 40 years (1977-2018). She is still acting, and is now 73.

Playmate in explicit hardcore sex pics (220 pics – 2 HD videos)

Scoop, May 17, 2026 (11:29 am) ... no comments.

American glamour model and playmate Mariela Henderson in some rare hardcore and kinky photoshoots showing her in acts like blowjobs , golden showers , lesbian and more (unfortunately the explicit pics are in low-res but they are good and plenty)

R.I.P. Claudine Longet

Scoop, May 16, 2026 (3:51 pm)May 16, 2026 (6:22 pm) ... 8 comments.

She was most famous for having “accidentally” shot her boyfriend, Olympic skier Spider Sabich. She probably killed him in anger, but she got lucky at the trial. The prosecution bungled evidence that would have established that she was high on cocaine, and police mishandled her diary, which contradicted her claim that she and Sabich were happy together.

Even without that evidence, her jury should have convicted her of reckless manslaugher, but her jurors were not much smarter than OJ’s. Longet claimed the gun accidentally discharged as Sabich was showing her how it worked, but forensics showed that the gun was four to six feet away from him when it was fired. Moreover, they were in the bathroom, an unlikely venue for a gun safety lesson. The jury did find her guilty of negligent homicide, and she got the official celebrity jail term – 30 days, to be served on weekends when she was available!

According to SNL, she then organized her own professional skiing tournament, so she could shoot more top skiers. Accidentally, of course.

For you younger readers, SNL used to be edgy.

Long, long ago.

That ended when Michael O’Donoghue left after season three. Lorne did hire Mister Mike back a couple of times, but it was never the same. (Although props go to Will Ferrell for the 1998 Neil Diamond sketch, which was very much like an O’Donoghue concept.)

Her obit

(She did no nudity that I know of)

Phun is reporting that there are leaked naked images of Ryan Gareis

Scoop, May 16, 2026 (2:08 pm) ... 2 comments.

Ryan Gareis is currently playing for the Chicago Stars.

Julia Windischbauer naked in episode 6 of Etty

Scoop, May 16, 2026 (8:34 am)May 16, 2026 (1:22 pm) ... no comments.

Unpleasant scene


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  • joe on Lauren Chan see-through in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, 2026: “Those “plus” sized models really avoid showing a good view from behind” May 17, 22:49
  • thevoid99 on Jena Malone and others naked in The Neon Demon (2016): “Jena Malone aka THE BEST IN THE WORLD…. who should be a bigger name although to be fair. She’s not…” May 17, 19:24
  • Scoop on R.I.P. Claudine Longet: “He was “trying to shoot an intruder and thought she was in bed.” Yes, it was a crock.” May 17, 19:08
  • Nature Mom on R.I.P. Claudine Longet: “Didn’t he fire *through* the bathroom door and shoot her though? That’s tough to sell as an accident.” May 17, 18:46
  • Anghruiz on SNL’s Sarah Sherman has a really cute butt. Who knew?: “You can see her bare ass in her comedy special but it was gross.” May 17, 18:31
  • MrFalcon on Andrea Werhun naked in Modern Whore (2025): “So she stars in (and gets naked in) the movie of her own memoir? New subgenre of one of my…” May 17, 17:43
  • Scoop on R.I.P. Claudine Longet: “Compared to Longet, they threw the book at him. Their crimes were almost identical, but he served many years in…” May 17, 16:58
  • Adam Tondowsky on R.I.P. Claudine Longet: “Oscar Pistorius was found guilty but got a relatively very light sentence.” May 17, 12:22

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