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Who is the current Holy Grail of celebrity nudity.

Scoop, October 28, 2026 (8:23 am)October 28, 2026 (3:14 pm) ... 71 comments.

So we got full-frontal nudity from the single person we LEAST wanted to see naked (John Lithgow in Jimpa) —- now who do we MOST want to see? Who is the current Holy Grail?

Who is the current Holy Grail of nudity?

(Who would you most like to see do a full-frontal nude scene?)

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Abella Danger topless in Pet Shop Days (2023)

Scoop, October 28, 2026 (11:09 pm) ... no comments.

Reviewer Dennis Schwartz wrote:

The listless Jack works at an unsatisfying menial job in a Bronx pet shop. He comes under the influence of Alejandro, who does drugs and has his life spiral out of control. Alejandro romantically seduces Jack and convinces him to help burglarize a wealthy housewife. ———

It’s a disappointing drama that never becomes a compelling character study about the two lost souls with ”daddy issues,” who have chosen to be on a bad trajectory despite their supposed privileged lives. And since they are both unlikable, their story elicits no sympathy. It’s a wannabe underground indie film from 1970s (think Andy Warhol) that tries to stir things up but shoots itself in the foot with such an unappealing story.


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Rosanna Arquette naked in The Executioner’s Song

Scoop, October 28, 2026 (8:05 pm)October 28, 2026 (11:20 pm) ... 4 comments.

Speaking of great 1982 nudity. (Adam brought this up in a Jamie Lee Curtis thread.)

Of all the great, well-known nude scenes, this is the one with the worst representation. The American version cut out the nudity. The European theatrical version, which has all the nudity, has never been issued in digital media. I think I did as good a job as anyone has ever done on these scenes, which is to say that my captures suck, but don’t suck as hard as the others I’ve seen. I made these in 2006 from a dubbed standard-definition broadcast on Italian TV – which means it was about the same quality as a below-average DVD. And that’s still better than anything else I’ve found.

I would love to see these in Blu-Ray quality. But this is all I have:


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I also let AI take a shot at enlarging them. Mixed results


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The best video I have, which stinks.



Also in the Amazing year of 1982:

Nastassja Kinski in Cat People

Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Phoebe Cates in Paradise

Julia Duffy in Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker

Kari Wuhrer topless in Beyond Desire (1995)

Scoop, October 28, 2026 (6:48 pm)October 28, 2026 (6:54 pm) ... 3 comments.

Comments and film clips by Johnny Moronic

More 90s movies with another B-grade erotic thriller. William Forsythe plays an Elvis-obsessed, wrongly-accused criminal who’s been let out of prison after 14 years. In the middle-of-nowhere he’s picked up by sexy Rita (Kari Wuhrer) and he can’t believe his luck. It must be too good to be true. Of course it is. She’s a call-girl who works for a Las Vegas gangster (Leo Rossi) who wants to know where the money from a heist is. The crim didn’t do that heist, so he doesn’t know. Of course, the crim and Rita fall for one another but he can’t quite trust her, and the gangster is persistent. But the crim is always one step ahead of everyone. Typical B-grade thriller with the strange casting of Forsythe as the leading man, although he seems to have been heavily involved in the movie, so it’s not such a surprise he stars. He’s pretty good. Wuhrer plays bimbo well and wears a number of short dresses, but she showed more in plenty of other 90s movies. At times the movie is quite comical, although I’m not sure this is how it’s supposed to be.

Scoop’s note: This is from a rather poor quality DVD, and the scene itself is poorly lit.

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Johnny Moronic’s videos can be found here

Nadia Lee Cohen nudity

Scoop, October 28, 2026 (6:23 pm) ... 1 comment.

British photographer, director and model Nadia Lee Cohen in some very hot nude, sexy and see-through photos.

She is very big in the fashion industry, making ads with some of the biggest brands like Balenciaga , DSquared2 and others.

She has also some great big tits.

Dora Madison Burge: Nipples In A Fishnet Dress!

Scoop, October 28, 2026 (6:17 pm) ... no comments.

Dora Madison Burge taking a body selfie of while wearing a see-through fishnet dress! Lovely look at her nipples!

Ellie Bamber’s nipples

Scoop, October 28, 2026 (6:12 pm) ... no comments.

This can’t be called a nip-slip, because her nipples are actually part of the design of the dress. The dress forms a masked face, and her nipples are the pupils of her eyes!

Actress Ellie Bamber braless and wearing a dress with nipple windows as she attends the screening of her latest film The Face Of Horror during the 70th BFI LFF in London, England on October 15, 2026!


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Diana Rigg topless!

Scoop, October 28, 2026 (2:00 pm)October 28, 2026 (2:08 pm) ... 13 comments.

Mrs. Peel in her 1977 Series, Three Piece Suite. (Sketch: Screen Night, from episode 1.)

There’s no body double. It is a smooth single take. The live audience reacted appropriately. As far as I know, this is her only legitimate nude scene.

Raw captures:


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The same three captures smoothed:


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Gotta love the BBC – there are two other topless women in the same scene.

In a related scene (same character, different scene):


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It’s weird to hear Diana speaking in a nasal voice with a bizarre accent (I think it is supposed to be American).

Theater Of The Nude, November 1968

Scoop, October 28, 2026 (7:27 am) ... 2 comments.

This is too good to leave in the comments section

Isabelle Alain (Izzipoopi) See-Through

Scoop, October 27, 2026 (5:54 pm) ... no comments.

Fashion influencer Isabelle Alain, better known as Izzipoopi showing nipples in a couple of see-through outfits when attending events at Paris Fashion Week!

Here she is with Lily Chee and Olivia Neill at the Isabel Marant fashion show on October 1, 2026!

Also:

Izzipoopi showing her nipples again when wearing a sheer dress to the Khaite Paris Showroom!

Both see-thrus here

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