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66-minute horror film with a micro budget. 3.4 at IMDb. It is available for free on TUBI.
Some travelers pull into a restaurant to stop and eat. Their waitress (Ginger Lynn) tells the story of Nameless, a killer who wears a burlap sack over his head (with Xs over the eyes) and kills people using his cleaver and barbed wire.
Is that interview still going on? That vampire is chattier than a character in a Kevin Smith movie.
The season directly adapts “The Vampire Lestat” the fan-favorite second novel in Anne Rice’s The Vampire Chronicles. It heavily features Lestat’s rock star era and includes vital characters from the source material
Amaka Umeh is a classicly trained actress who played Hamlet in the Stratford Festival a few years ago. Yes, she played Hamlet, not Ophelia, and yes, she is an African-Canadian woman. Surprisingly, she is not the first black, female Hamlet.
The first Black woman on record to play the titular role of Hamlet is British-African actress Zainab Jah. She made history portraying the Prince of Denmark in a groundbreaking, contemporary-political interpretation directed by Blanka Zizka at The Wilma Theater in Philadelphia from March to May 2015.
Amaka considers herself gender-fluid. Based on that and her appearance (muscular, very small breasts), I assumed she was a trans-gender woman, but I looked that up and I was wrong. She’s not “feminine” in the traditional sense, but is a biological female. She does seem to have a woman’s butt, as seen below, and she actually has a very feminine and sophisticated voice, as you might expect from a trained Shakespearian. She also seems to be exceptionally intelligent, based on the acute analysis and extensive vocabulary she demonstrates in interviews. She doesn’t talk like an actor, but more like a professor. The only other actors I have heard who can offer the same level of literary analysis off-the-cuff are Peter Weller and Armand Assante.
This nudity is a return to form for the series. There was some nudity in season one, then none at all in season two.
Office Romance is the new romantic comedy with J-Lo and the grumpy guy from Ted Lasso.
IMDb: 6.1
Tomato Meter: 57%
Popcorn Meter: 52%
The premise: J-Lo plays a strict CEO who does everything by the book, including a rigid anti-fraternization policy for all employees. The conflict arises when she hires a sexy lawyer and starts fuckin’ him like there’s no tomorrow.
I didn’t watch the whole film because … see the plot summary above … and because in the limited time we are given on this sphere, there are really only so many tomorrows. If this is your kind of film, it’s probably not a bad one.
I did fast forward to this birth scene. Of course, this is just done with special effects for comic impact, but Betty, J-Lo, and Brett Goldstein really “delivered” this scene. The scene is not worth watching for the fake nudity (although the fact that they did it with a smooth camera pan was impressive), but it is worth watching for the laughs. Betty refused to “push” until J-Lo confessed that Goldstein fucked her brains out, which she did, in those exact words!
Betty Gilpin is a national treasure.
The Man of light (English name) is a Venezuelan science fiction film that tells the story of a brilliant technologist who builds a time machine to alter the tragic past that took his family from him. The plot thickens when Isidro travels through the most important moments of his life and discovers that altering time has unexpected consequences. The line between savior and villain blurs as he uncovers a shocking revelation about his greatest enemy.
UNEXPECTED consequences? Really? I guess Mr. Technologist wasn’t all that brilliant after all.
Spoilers follow:
Isidro faces a terrifying revelation: he himself is the old man who tried to stop him. In a desperate attempt to break the cycle, Isidro makes a final decision that will take him to the edge between redemption and eternal damnation.
The lovely Mariangel Davila reminds me a little of young Phoebe Cates, albeit with a body that’s a completely different shape.
That poor lighting on that shower scene was disappointing, but you still can’t see much after I re-cast it in natural light. There just wasn’t enough definition to reveal details as small as a nipple.
I was very pleased with the edited video, even though you can’t see much detail.
Uncle Scoopy’s Fun House is still active and updated daily. It includes more than a million images and tens of thousands of videos, dating back about 30 years. It even has every days’s Fun House archived as they originally appeared, day by day for 28 years. (The Fun House has been around for 31 years, but the first three years are lost.) Those issues from the 90s have some interesting content, but the images were low res to conform to dial-up speeds, and the actual pages are hilariously ugly! The internet has come a log way.
I’m still taking a bath on hosting that server for the pay site. Of course it is my own fault. I went years without actively promoting the subscription area, and rarely even mentioned it, so I shouldn’t be surprised that the number of members slowly eroded. But many thanks to those of you that signed up or re-signed recently, even when you didn’t need the content! That was kind, and … well, just “thanks.” At this point, Other Crap is a break even proposition, but between all of my costs for hosting all of my sites, I still lose money, so subscriptions are still very welcome. And there’s a lot of material there!
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Sammy Braddy was one of the hottest Page-3 girls in British tabloids about 10-15 years ago . She was actually considered to have the best boobs in the UK. She is a milf now and she posts nudes.
Wildcat is a mediocre action film from the U.K. It drew a lot of hate online – 3.9 at IMDb, 26% popcorn meter. I don’t know why it drew so much fire. Yes, it’s an unoriginal Guy-Ritchie-wannabe, but it’s competent, and not bad enough to score that low. Those scores are down there in the Gutenberg range. In contrast, some critics actually gave it decent notices (57% Tomato Meter).
The movie may not be worthwhile, but it’s nice to see Kate back in action, looking healthy and kicking ass. She speaks some Russian in the film, and she’s quite good. (That’s not a surprise since she studied Russian literature at Oxford, but I never heard her speak it before.)
Follows a former black ops team that reunites to pull off a desperate heist and save the life of an eight-year-old girl.
Another guilty pleasure in this film: Alice Krige, as an elderly gangster. Given her previous filmography, you don’t expect her to be blasting away with automatic weapons.
Jimpa is a drama, a Dutch/Australian co-production filmed in and around Adelaide.
A straight woman, her Queer family, and a life changing visit. Hannah and her non-binary teenager Frances visit her gay grandfather Jimpa in Amsterdam. Frances expresses a desire to stay with their grandfather for a year, challenging Hannah’s parenting beliefs and forcing her to confront past issues.
Zoë Love Smith is a Dutch actress best known for her television work in the Netherlands. In the Bestseller Boy series, she did what could have been a terrific nude scene, but unfortunately, she was in the background and out of focus.
The topless shots were impossible to edit. Between the poor lighting and lack of focus, there’s just not enough to work with. I did have some luck with the brief butt shot.
Bestseller Boy depicts the real life of a Dutch-Moroccan millennial, Mano Bouzamour, navigating between two cultures, his overnight success and his identity in Amsterdam. There was one other scene in that series where Zoe had a brief nip-slip.
New picture and video of Leni Klum in a bikini and her boobs are noticeably smaller.
