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Former tennis star now posting sex tapes

Scoop, September 14, 2026 (5:17 am) ... 3 comments.

Ashley Harkleroad was a quite famous tennis player in the mid 00s and her looks got her in the cover of Playboy in 2008, which was a big shock for the tennis world back then.

Charlotte Lawrence see-thru

Scoop, September 14, 2026 (5:09 am) ... no comments.

Charlotte Lawrence attends the Khaite Spring /Summer 2027 fashion show at Brooklyn Navy Yard during New York Fashion Week on September 12, 2026


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Dakota Johnson see-thru

Scoop, September 14, 2026 (5:03 am) ... no comments.

No “kinda’ qualification for this one.

Dakota Johnson and Machine Gun Kelly were seen together in New York City on Friday night. The unlikely pair were photographed exiting a black SUV together and walking into Taylor Swift’s Tribeca apartment, later heading to Estela Restaurant.


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Rowan Blanchard see-thru, kinda

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More Toronto glam. Rowan Blanchard at the Road to the Golden Globes party at Toronto’s Four Seasons Hotel.


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Margaret Qualley – somewhere between see-through and pokies

Scoop, September 14, 2026 (4:52 am)September 14, 2026 (4:52 am) ... no comments.


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She was at the Toronto International Film Festival for the world premiere Love of Your Life.

College Pigskin, Week 2 – with rankings

Scoop, September 13, 2026 (12:35 am)September 14, 2026 (4:43 am) ... 3 comments.

It was, for the most part, another week of jobber games, with the big powers posting huge victories over their designated patsies. Two of those are worth discussing.

James Madison posted an outrageous 87-3 victory over the mighty Wagner Seahawks. What a day for their placekicker, who got to kick twelve extra points. That score makes it sound like JMU piled it on, but I took a deep dive into that game, and they absolutely did not. They played everyone, and they just kept scoring. They used eleven different receivers, and none of them caught more than three passes. Seven different players rushed the ball. They scored three touchdowns on punt returns, tying an NCAA record. Their offense was just unstoppable. You may remember that they somewhat unexpectedly made the playoffs last year, and while they didn’t win, they managed to score 34 points against Oregon with 509 yards of offense, so they know how to move the ball.

Miami took a narrow 77-0 lead into the fourth quarter. The teams then agreed to shorten the final quarter by five minutes, apparently citing the Geneva Convention. I’m not fuckin’ witcha. That really happened. The announcers always say, “It looks like they’re not going to give up.” Florida A&M said “fuck that” and went home early.

In real games:

Speaking of Oregon, they have proved to be the disappointment of the year so far. They started the season at #2 in the preseason rankings. They looked vulnerable against Boise State in game one, causing a plunge to #6. They lost this week, although favored by 23.5 against unranked Oklahoma State. It’s not like they lost to a surprising powerhouse. Oklahoma State lost last week to fucking Tulsa! This week’s loss dropped the Ducks to 21st in the polls – and Sagarin says they’re overrated!

#4 Texas made an improbable comeback against #1 THE Ohio State University. They trailed by twenty going into the final quarter, but scored three TDs in that final period while shutting THE down. Before that game, AP No. 1 teams had been 197-0 when holding a 20-point fourth-quarter lead. Since nobody in the country roots for THE Ohio State University unless they either attended the school or live in Columbus, about 99% of the nation was as thrilled as I was with my Longhorns. Hook ’em Horns!

(Why am I cheering for my grad school instead of my alma mater? I went to Fordham. How bad are they? Well, they have about the same chance of winning as The Really Rottens in Scooby’s Laff-A-Lympics. I’m not exaggerating. According to Wikipedia, the Really Rottens had a record of 2-21-1 on that series. Fordham’s record was a nearly identical 3-21 over the past two seasons.)

Michigan got a measure of redemption this week after last week’s embarrassing win-not-win debacle against Western Michigan. The Wolverines defeated #11 Oklahoma. So the eleventh-rated team in the nation did worse against the Wolverines than Western Michigan.

As I mentioned last week, the spread on the Texas Tech game seemed absurd. #13 Tech was favored by nearly four touchdowns over Oregon State. Tech did win, but Oregon State was actually ahead early in the fourth.

#19 Washington struggled in what was supposed to be a jobber game against Utah State. The Huskies came into the game favored by 28.5 against a team that had just lost to an FCS opponent, but the final score was 16-14. Utah State is part of the newly reconstituted Pac-12, which is not back up to 12 yet, but has managed to cobble together eight mediocre football teams – six more than last year!

#21 Iowa, 14-point favorites, needed two last-quarter field goals to overcome Iowa State, including a 42-yarder to break the tie with 15 seconds left.

Boise State beat Memphis 38-20. They were effectively the two leading contenders for the Group-of-Six CFP route, and Memphis actually led 20-17 at halftime before Boise pulled away. The NCAA specifically singled it out as potentially important to the playoff picture.

Illinois State beat Northern Illinois 28-24. That’s an FCS team beating an FBS team. That’s the fourth FCS-over-FBS upset already this season. Last year, FCS teams managed only four such victories all season. The jobbers are fighting back: Tarleton State over Bowling Green, Idaho State over Utah State, The Citadel over Charlotte, and now Illinois State over Northern Illinois. The most chaotic was The Citadel’s 43-41 victory over Charlotte in three OT’s.



Useless fact of the week #1: Sagarin’s two best college football teams are both in Indiana. That sentence sounds as though somebody accidentally loaded the basketball ratings.

Useless fact o’ the week #2: Every football team in the new Pac-12 is “Something State.”

This week’s human/computer comparison:

Team AP Rank Sagarin Rank Difference
Ole Miss 8 45 37
Louisville 23 46 23
BYU 11 32 21
Georgia 2 21 19
SMU 16 30 14
Oregon 21 33 12
Missouri 20 31 11
Texas 1 11 10
Texas Tech 13 23 10
Houston 22 29 7
Ohio State 6 9 3
Miami 5 6 1
Utah 17 18 1
Iowa 18 19 1
Tennessee 15 15 0
Notre Dame 3 1 -2
Indiana 4 2 -2
USC 12 10 -2
LSU 7 4 -3
Texas A&M 9 5 -4
Penn State 14 8 -6
Michigan 19 13 -6
Alabama 10 3 -7
Virginia 25 17 -8
Oklahoma 24 12 -12

Last week’s overview

Jennifer Lawrence in Die, My Love (2025)

Scoop, September 12, 2026 (1:37 pm)September 12, 2026 (9:38 pm) ... 7 comments.

New videos from Aesthete. I don’t think there’s any nudity we haven’t already seen, but I let an AI model take a pass at restoring two scenes to natural lighting.

Here are the original videos and raw captures.

Here are some AI re-interpretations of the captures. Mixed results, but a really nice job on the butt shot!


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Ana Marija Veselčić and Manuela Martelli are close friends in Bog Neće Pomoći (2025)

Scoop, September 12, 2026 (12:52 pm)September 12, 2026 (12:52 pm) ... no comments.

Croatian drama. “God Will Not Help”

In the early 20th century, a Chilean woman arrives in an isolated community of shepherds in a Croatian mountain range, claiming to be the widow of Marco, a local man who had previously emigrated to Chile. She shows his family some bones she claims are the remains of their deceased brother, and says she has come to bury him in his native soil. She soon works willingly and diligently on the sheep and goat farm alongside the family. She speaks only Spanish, but learns a few key words of Croatian to convey the essence of her quest. She is very religious, praying often and seeing and hearing the dead Marco in visions. She feels compelled to make a confession to Iliya, Marco’s brother, who had hoped as a youth to become a priest.

Sounds like a barrel of laughs.

Manuela Martelli is the shorter woman who is on your right as they walk into the water.


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Izabel Eydlen naked in episode 11 of Pokhishchenie

Scoop, September 12, 2026 (12:21 pm) ... no comments.


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Izabel Eydlen and others have been naked in previous episodes

Sadie Sink side-boob, maybe nipple, or maybe not

Scoop, September 12, 2026 (11:38 am)September 12, 2026 (11:39 am) ... 5 comments.

I had just noted that she is basically the new Katie Holmes. In this clip, she is embracing the original model!


Sadie Sink

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