I love raunchy comedies, but I didn’t love this. There’s basically no narrative. It’s basically just a series of spoofs of assorted horror films. I guess that would be OK if they were really powerful satire, but there just aren’t that many laughs.

As genre spoofs go, it’s worse than the eponymous original, but better than those other Friedberg/Seltzer films that followed (Epic Movie, Date Movie, Disaster Movie, Meet the Spartans, and probably some others I am fortunate to have forgotten). The first Scary Movie wasn’t bad, but apparently those two guys had only one funny movie in the tank.

Tomatometer: 22%

WTF are we supposed to be looking at here ????

Here is what Reddit says:

In this gag, you are supposed to be looking at a visual pun where a character is rolling his girlfriend’s labia into a joint and lighting it.

Whatever, dude.

Video (cam)

Scroll down to the bottom. The .gif of her walking the runway is a must-see.

All clips and collages by Johnny Moronic

Videos here (Scroll down for episodes 1 and 2.)

Madeline Brewer showing nipples in a see through dress when she’s attending the 3rd Gotham Television Awards in New York City on June 1, 2026!

Teaser:

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Added new 1080hd video clips from Aesthete

I have always had a soft spot in my heart for this mediocre film. The story is tired, basically a rewrite and updating of an old boxing picture with John Garfield. The acting is not strong. Despite those drawbacks, the film has four things I prize: (1) clear, well-lit nudity from Playmates and others with spectacular bodies; (2) an excellent sound track, featuring the beautiful duet “With You I’m Born Again“; (3) the amazingly beautiful Jayne Kennedy, who stayed dressed, darn it; (4) The Greatest, Mohammad Ali, playing himself.

It’s nice to see all those beautiful women in HD after all these years.

Jayne Kennedy – what a face!

You probably know who she is, since she was a beauty queen, a popular sports reporter, and a commercial spokesmodel.

She co-starred in this film with her then-husband, Leon Isaac Kennedy. From the comment section: “I’m surprised you didn’t mention the Kennedys infamous sex tape. Probably the only celeb sex tape with fisting in it.”

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Azizi Johari – what a body! Her character’s name in this film was Pussy Willow.

She was the Playmate of the Month in June, 1975. She seems to have disappeared from public life after this film, and little is known about her subsequent life. “Azizi Johari” is a pseudonym, so I suppose she probably reverted to her real name and lived a quiet, private existence, reportedly in Seattle. If Wikipedia is to be believed, she is still alive.

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(Left to right) Ingrid Greer, Laurie Senit and Ola Ray as three hookers

Ola Ray was the Playmate of the Month in June 1980. She has had a successful career in the entertainment industry. You may remember her as Jacko’s girlfriend in the video for “Thriller.”

Ingrid Greer died shortly after this film was released. She drowned in her home swimming pool.

You can learn about Laurie Senit from her Facebook page. She appears to have become quite accomplished in the 40 years since her film career.

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Rosanne Katon

She was Playboy magazine’s Playmate of the Month for its September 1978 issue. She stayed in the film/TV world until 1992, and had a brief parallel career as a stand-up comic, during which time Playboy included her in a pictorial about comediennes. She seems to be the brainy one of the group. Her biographical essay “Whispered Histories” is included in Meri Nana-Ama Danquah’s book “Becoming American: Personal Essays by First Generation Immigrant Women”

(Something here doesn’t add up. I’m not sure how she qualified for that book, since she is not a first-generation woman. Although her dad was born in Jamaica, she was born in New York. By the official definition of the Census Department, that makes her a second-generation American, like both of my own parents.)

At any rate, she and her husband have two children, including a son who is autistic and an accomplished cellist. The family is featured in the 2007 documentary Autism: The Musical which won the 2007 Emmy for Best TV Documentary Special.

Mini-thong pics are the basic theme of her Instagram page, which includes more plane pics, and many others.

The series transports viewers to the People’s Republic of Poland in the turbulent 1950s, where an intense search is underway for a mysterious spy codenamed “Cień.” When a British agent unexpectedly disappears, both the Security Service (UB) and British intelligence begin a race to find him.

2026 – Morpheus – “Morfeusz” – episode 1

The series follows Piotr Leyer, a young lawyer and exemplary father who, after the brutal murder of his brother, is drawn into the world of a family gang he has spent his life trying to distance himself from. A series of unforeseen circumstances places him at the head of the organization previously run by his brother, and before that, his father. To everyone’s surprise, Piotr thrives in the underworld, and his effectiveness and ruthlessness quickly earn him respect and power. The seemingly ordinary husband and father gradually crosses moral boundaries. When Moro crosses his path, the spiral of violence and evil begins to spiral dangerously.

Original source: Nudografia.pl (Many additional captures)

Looks like a Hassie Harrison areola slip (or is it a shadow?) when she was posing at the Deadline Fox Upfront Portrait Studio!

Unlike many Bo Derek classics, John Derek didn’t direct this one, but it’s just as bad as his (4.1 at IMDb). Screen icon Bob Mitchum was 76 years old in this film, and he must have really needed a paycheck to appear in crap like this, or perhaps he just wanted a trip to Capetown, where filming took place.

This was directed and co-written by Robert Ginty, who was best known for acting and for directing TV projects. He only directed three non-TV films, all rated below 5.0, and this was the last one.

As bad as the film is, it’s not difficult to watch Bo Derek naked. Aesthete just did some new videos from a 1080hd open-matte version of this movie!

Here are Aesthete’s sample captures

And here are the vintage DVD captures from Tuna.