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Emyri Crutchfield (and others) in One Spoon of Chocolate (2025)

Scoop, June 5, 2026 (9:31 am)June 5, 2026 (10:07 am) ... no comments.

I’ll let Emyri tell you what this is:

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The plot:

After serving his country in the Army, Unique is falsely accused of assault and sent to prison. Once released, Unique sets up shop in Ohio to restart his life, linking up with his only surviving relative, Ramsey. There’s something insidious happening in this town, though, as its racist sheriff and his crew of similarly bigoted acolytes all have a knack for violence and share a gruesome secret pertaining to a recent string of missing young Black men. When they set their sights on Unique and turn his life upside down, the former soldier has no choice but to bring the ruckus down on the sheriff and his goons.

It was shot and edited with a retro aesthetic, a throwback to grindhouse cinema, using old-school film techniques rather than relying solely on modern digital HD video. So you can see Tarantino’s influence.

Samples:


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Videos (including several unidentified women in three other scenes).

Sarah Dumont see-thru in Vampires of the Velvet Lounge (2026)

Scoop, June 5, 2026 (8:07 am) ... no comments.

Gory horror comedy. 5.4/10 at IMDb.

A coven of vampires is hunting on dating apps where they meet vampire hunters and schedule dates. The nights that unfold are action-packed modern horror madness.

The film features plenty of performers who were popular in the 80s and 90s, although you don’t think much about them now. There’s Tom Berenger, Mena Suvari and Stephen Dorff, for example.

Suvari, now 47, turns in a high-camp performance in the starring role, as the infamous Countess Elizabeth Bathory. She owned 1999, with star turns in a popular comedy (American Pie) and Oscar’s Best Picture (American Beauty). She got a BAFTA nomination that year as the best supporting actress.

Berenger is 77 now, and barely identifiable. Let’s just say that if life were a Western movie, he’d be driving the chuckwagon. He still acts constantly, and seems content to play minor roles in bad movies, even though that seems below the pay grade of an actor with an Emmy and an Oscar nomination.


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Doona Bae naked in Air Doll (2009)

Scoop, June 5, 2026 (3:09 am)June 5, 2026 (5:10 am) ... 2 comments.

This is a Japanese fantasy drama about an inflatable doll that comes to life. It was adapted from “Gouda’s Philosophical Discourse: The Pneumatic Figure of a Girl” (2000), a 20-page graphic short story by manga artist Yoshiie Gouda.

A sex doll who is both a sexual companion and the recipient of her owner’s all-around affection comes to life and becomes self aware. She begins to experience and experiment with life and has so many questions including many when she coincidentally walks into a video store and is hired by the shorthanded manager. She begins to experience and query birth, life and death. In the meantime, her owner is taking his time cluing in to his doll roaming around the city and having a life.

All videos and images by Aesthete


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Prapamonton Eiamchan in Human Resource (2025)

Scoop, June 5, 2026 (12:19 am)June 5, 2026 (12:22 am) ... no comments.

Drama from Thailand. Original title: Prod Rap Wai Phicharana (प्रोड रप वै पहिचारणा).

Google translate says that means “Product Introduction.”

Set in contemporary Thailand, where abortion is legal in the first trimester, Human Resource follows Fren (Prapamonton Eiamchan), a young woman one month pregnant who spends the next two months weighing her decision. Her choice isn’t black and white; it’s portrayed as something complicated and human. Fren’s job in HR gives her access to the stories of others – new hires who share their anxieties, dreams, and fears about work and survival. These encounters become a reflection of her own anxieties about whether she can provide the stability and love a child deserves. Nawapol draws parallels between the personal and the systemic, asking how anyone can plan for life in a society where labour feels disposable and the future is uncertain.

The videos are extremely dark, so the captures are edited heavily, just to show you what’s going on. The videos below, however, are taken directly from the source, except for one short, edited excerpt.


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Ruby Snowber in Scary Movie (2026)

Scoop, June 4, 2026 (10:38 am)June 4, 2026 (8:19 pm) ... 9 comments.

I love raunchy comedies, but I didn’t love this. There’s basically no narrative. It’s basically just a series of spoofs of assorted horror films. I guess that would be OK if it consisted of really powerful satire or great gags, but there just aren’t that many laughs.

As genre spoofs go, it’s worse than the eponymous original, but better than those other Friedberg/Seltzer films that followed (Epic Movie, Date Movie, Disaster Movie, Meet the Spartans, and probably some others that I am fortunate to have forgotten). The first Scary Movie wasn’t bad, but apparently those two guys had only one funny movie in the tank.

Tomatometer: 22%

WTF are we supposed to be looking at here ????

Here is what Reddit says:

In this gag, you are supposed to be looking at a visual pun where a character is rolling his girlfriend’s labia into a joint and lighting it.

Whatever, dude.


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Penny Lane Walks The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Runway Show!

Scoop, June 3, 2026 (8:21 pm) ... 13 comments.

Scroll down to the bottom. The .gif of her walking the runway is a must-see.

Some new clips and collages: Elle Fanning in Margo’s Got Money Troubles

Scoop, June 3, 2026 (7:58 pm) ... no comments.

All clips and collages by Johnny Moronic


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Videos here (Scroll down for episodes 1 and 2.)

Madeline Brewer in a see-through dress

Scoop, June 3, 2026 (7:53 pm) ... no comments.

Madeline Brewer showing nipples in a see through dress when she’s attending the 3rd Gotham Television Awards in New York City on June 1, 2026!

Teaser:


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Update: The nudity in Body and Soul (1981)

Scoop, June 3, 2026 (4:11 am) ... 2 comments.

Added new 1080hd video clips from Aesthete

I have always had a soft spot in my heart for this mediocre film. The story is tired, basically a rewrite and updating of an old boxing picture with John Garfield. The acting is not strong. Despite those drawbacks, the film has four things I prize: (1) clear, well-lit nudity from Playmates and others with spectacular bodies; (2) an excellent sound track, featuring the beautiful duet “With You I’m Born Again“; (3) the amazingly beautiful Jayne Kennedy, who stayed dressed, darn it; (4) The Greatest, Mohammad Ali, playing himself.

It’s nice to see all those beautiful women in HD after all these years.

Jayne Kennedy – what a face!

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You probably know who she is, since she was a beauty queen, a popular sports reporter, and a commercial spokesmodel.

She co-starred in this film with her then-husband, Leon Isaac Kennedy. From the comment section: “I’m surprised you didn’t mention the Kennedys infamous sex tape. Probably the only celeb sex tape with fisting in it.”

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Azizi Johari – what a body! Her character’s name in this film was Pussy Willow.

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She was the Playmate of the Month in June, 1975. She seems to have disappeared from public life after this film, and little is known about her subsequent life. “Azizi Johari” is a pseudonym, so I suppose she probably reverted to her real name and lived a quiet, private existence, reportedly in Seattle. If Wikipedia is to be believed, she is still alive.

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(Left to right) Ingrid Greer, Laurie Senit and Ola Ray as three hookers

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Ola Ray was the Playmate of the Month in June 1980. She has had a successful career in the entertainment industry. You may remember her as Jacko’s girlfriend in the video for “Thriller.”

Ingrid Greer died shortly after this film was released. She drowned in her home swimming pool.

You can learn about Laurie Senit from her Facebook page. She appears to have become quite accomplished in the 40 years since her film career.

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Rosanne Katon

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She was Playboy magazine’s Playmate of the Month for its September 1978 issue. She stayed in the film/TV world until 1992, and had a brief parallel career as a stand-up comic, during which time Playboy included her in a pictorial about comediennes. She seems to be the brainy one of the group. Her biographical essay “Whispered Histories” is included in Meri Nana-Ama Danquah’s book “Becoming American: Personal Essays by First Generation Immigrant Women”

(Something here doesn’t add up. I’m not sure how she qualified for that book, since she is not a first-generation woman. Although her dad was born in Jamaica, she was born in New York. By the official definition of the Census Department, that makes her a second-generation American, like both of my own parents.)

At any rate, she and her husband have two children, including a son who is autistic and an accomplished cellist. The family is featured in the 2007 documentary Autism: The Musical which won the 2007 Emmy for Best TV Documentary Special.

Katie Sigmond really knows how to fly in a private jet

Scoop, June 3, 2026 (2:36 am) ... 2 comments.


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Mini-thong pics are the basic theme of her Instagram page, which includes more plane pics, and many others.

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