If you follow The Fun House every day, you know that Oz is the ultimate archivist. He is always looking for beauty that has not been captured before. In this case, a sexy appearance by Rhonda Shear almost forty years ago on a network TV show.

That was his plan, and I love it when a plan comes together.


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George Peppard (Hannibal) is the only member of the A-Team who has passed away. Face, Howling Mad Murdock and BA Baracus are all still alive and only in their 70s. (BA, aka Mr. T, is the youngest. He just turned 70 this year, and I understand he still pities the fool.)

It’s not time to vote yet for a couple of reasons: (1) the last two weeks of December sometimes produce epic nudity from prestige productions; (2) we haven’t done our homework.

So here’s the homework, and I think it’ll be more fun than school homework, since there will be no quiz about the Wilmot Proviso: We need to remind ourselves of what was great in 2022. The links below should help.

Here is the list so far: (Feel free to add suggestions. If you have already made suggestions not shown below, I’ll get to it in a bit.)

Adele Exarchapoulos in Zero Fucks Given
Alison Oliver in Conversations With Friends
Alyzee Costes in The Black Butterflies
Ana de Armas in Blonde
Angela Cremonte in Feria
Anna-Maria Sieklucka in The Next 365 days
Anya Taylor-Joy in The Northman
Ashley Greene in The Immaculate Room
Aubrey Plaza in The White Lotus
Begoña Vargas in Centauro (2022)
Benedetta Porcaroli in The Catholic School
Brandee Evans in P-Valley
Brittany Snow in X
Carla Gugino in Leopard Skin
Cat Missal in Tell Me Lies
Cate Blanchett in Tar
Courtlyn Cannan in Swimming With Sharks
Diana Myliutina in The Duel Club
Darya Balabanova in Karamora
Elarica Johnson in P-Valley
Elena Erbakova in Land of Legends
Elena Kampouris in Wifelike
Eli Jane in The Way
Ella Rae Smith in Into The Deep
Emma Corrin in Lady Chatterley’s Lover
Emma Laird in Mayor of Kingstown
Emma Mackey in Emily
Emma Thompson in Good Luck To You, Leo Grande
Gaite Jansen in Leopard Skin
Grace Van Patten in Tell Me Lies
Hanna Bjorn in Clark
Isabel Harder Pagana in Love Addicts
Joanne Kelly in City on a Hill
Judy Greer in Reboot
Juliette Binoche in Both Sides of the Blade
Kang-Hae Lim in Somebody
Karin Viard in Dear Mother
Kelly Reilly in the European version of Yellowstone
Lea Seydoux in Crimes of the Future
Lea Van Acken in Sloborn
Lily James in Pam and Tommy
Lily Simmons in Power Book IV
Lizzie Brochere in American Gigolo
Ludivine Sagnier in The Serpent Queen
Maia Mitchell in No Way Out
Margaret Qualley in Stars at Noon
Marta Nieto in Feria
Maya Hawke in Therese
Mia Goth in X
Miracle Watts in P-Valley
Naomi Watts in Infinite Storm
Olga Bedrova in Freeze Dance
Olivia Grace Applegate in season three of Driven
Paulina Gaitán topless in Belascoaran PI
Shamika Cotton in P-Valley
Simona Tabasco in The White Lotus
Sophie Marceau in I Love America
Suzanna Son in Red Rocket
Sydney Chandler in Pistol
Sydney Sweeney in Euphoria, s2
Tommi Rose in A Savannah Haunting
Virginie Efira in En Attendant Bojangles
Virginie Efira in Les Enfants Des Autres
Willa Fitzgerald in Reacher
Zara Morandini in Il Re

Just in passing, I checked my stats and the nude post that got the most hits this year was Emma Watson at the beach. That one was obvious. It was the year’s biggest sensation. After that came some surprises. #2 was Emma Thompson in that Leo Grande thingy. #3 was Kelly Reilly.