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Polish series, translated “The Mothers of Penguins.”
An MMA fighter balances her career and raising her son. After an incident, she transfers him to an elite school, unaware its parents are from different worlds. She accepts the situation but faces challenges that awaken motherly instincts.
These images came from a cam that was taken at the 1999 TIFF, which I believe to be the only time the topless scene has aver appeared. (The portion of the scene with her bare butt did make it to the final edit.) To my knowledge, the scene has never appeared in any “special features” or any broadcast of the film.
(Enlarged by AI)
Somebody requested this one. Unfortunately, the scene you really want to see has never appeared on any home video format other than a very poor VHS. I believe I have bought three different DVDs of this movie in pursuit of the lost scene – no luck. Since we are starting with a VHS tape, the AI enhancement will have to guess on the details. That said, the results were pretty good:
Here are three videos: the original VHS, the first pass by AI, and the second pass by AI, (I asked it to add contrast to the first pass. Only a small part of the second pass was useful, but that second-and-a-half came out quite good.)
You can see why the scene has never been issued in HD. It’s quite explicit. But the raw quality looks like this.
The AI examples follow:
The rest of the scene has been released in 1080hd, so it made for some much better enhancements.
Here is the original 1080hd video and some AI interpretations.
Here are some AI enhancements of the captures:
I had mixed feelings about this project. The AI enhancements of the 1080hd videos didn’t bring much to the table, but it seemed worthwhile to have AI reconstruct the deleted scene from VHS. Now I really wish I had that cam video of Charlize Theron’s deleted topless scene from The Cider House Rules. (It was shown at TIFF, then was never seen again.)
Some very explicit scenes from Russian actress Anastasia Sergeyeva from the 2007 film “Import-Export.” Also Ekateryna Rak and other Russian babes in explicit scenes masturbating as webcam girls.
Deva Cassel is Monica Bellucci’s daughter and she sure looks like she got her mother’s looks! She is now working as a fashion model and actress, with a role in this new Phantom of the Opera movie!
This counts the number of actual scenes, as opposed to the number of roles or films. Edwige did about three per film in 40-something films.
Here is his top 50 list. Somehow, Victoria Abril didn’t even make the top fifty. How can that be? That’s clearly an omission because his own page says she’s been naked in 31 roles. Even that number would get her on the list, but by this definition, she would have done between 60 and 90 nude scenes, making her number 2 or 3 on the list. And she’s probably #1 among legitimate actresses, since she also has more than ten academy award nominations.
Also, where are Shannon Tweed and Julie Strain? Tweed must have more than 100, and Strain is probably close to 200. He couldn’t have excluded exploitation actresses because Uschi is on the list, and she’s basically a medium-core porn star.
Our own list counts roles, and includes only actresses who have been recognized with an acting nomination by one of the national academies, making Victoria Abril #1.
Sophie Mudd making her white t-shirt wet and see-through in the shower which is giving us some pretty good glimpses at her elusive nipples!
Model and punk rock singer Gabbriette showing a hint of nipple when wearing a lace blouse to the H&M Elie Saab | VIP Step & Repeat in Paris on September 28, 2026!
Low-budget thriller from the USA. Mimi Rogers plays a supporting role.
4.2 at IMDb
As a series of perverse scam calls unsettles an idyllic retirement community, a starry-eyed nurse becomes entangled with her mysterious patient.
Technically, there is no nudity at all, but she wore a transparent bra.
Los Ilusos 13 + 13 (AKA The Wishful Thinkers 13 + 13 or The Deluded Ones 13 + 13) is a Spanish independent drama film directed and written by Jonás Trueba. It is an experimental new version of his foundational 2013 black-and-white film, Los Ilusos.
The equation in the title represents a time-jump: 13 signifies the original film’s release year (2013), and the second +13 marks the thirteen years that passed until this new version was finalized and released in 2026.
The film is an intimate, meta-cinematic portrait of a group of young filmmakers in Madrid. Rather than focusing on the actual production of a movie, it captures what artists do when they are not making movies. The narrative follows their daily routines, including:
• Wasting time, routine conversations, and drinking sessions
• Wandering the streets of Madrid after leaving a cinema
• Falling in love, experiencing loneliness, and hanging out with friends
Ultimately, the characters are drifting through life, gathering experiences, and organically building future memories for a future film.While the original 2013 film was released strictly in black and white, Los ilusos 13 + 13 incorporates the original, previously unreleased color footage from the initial shoot. Instead of choosing one format over the other, Trueba allows the black-and-white and color materials to coexist and dialogue with each other. This makes the 2026 version feel more luminous, less solemn, and deeply reflective of the passing of time and the shifting moods of the creative process.
This is not a high-tech studio picture. The lighting and camera work are sub-standard, and the images are grainy.
That makes is a good candidate for an AI make-over
