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Bo Derek naked in Fantasies (1981)

Scoop, June 30, 2026 (3:00 pm)June 30, 2026 (3:11 pm) ... 7 comments.

This was written and directed by John Derek, who also was the cinematographer. It was filmed before 10 (Bo was credited as Kathleen Collins), but not released until after 10 became a hit. I would tell you that it sucks and then report that it has an abysmally low IMDb score, but I already told you it was a John Derek film, so all of that is a given.

16-year old Anastasia and her adopted brother Damir live on a Greek island with their pervy grandfather. She dreams about having a large antique bathtub and he dreams about running a sea-side resort. They begin to fall for each other.


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The Supreme Court upholds birthright citizenship.

Scoop, June 30, 2026 (2:03 pm)June 30, 2026 (2:33 pm) ... 28 comments.

Overview from The Hill

The actual text of the 14th Amendment:

All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.

The controversial part is underlined.

By the reckoning I use, they upheld it by a 3-1 decision. I say that because there are five justices whose votes I can predict 100% of the time, even though I know nothing about constitutional law. As soon as I know what the issue is, I know how Thomas, Alito, Jackson, Sotomayor and Kagan will vote. I don’t know need to know what the legal issues are because I know they will find some legal pretext to vote they way they want to. In this case the four remaining justices split 3-1, with Gorsuch dissenting.

I know that the legal reasoning of Alito and Thomas will be sophistry, so let’s see what Gorsuch had to say:

“At the heart of today’s dispute lie two competing views of the Fourteenth Amendment’s Citizenship Clause. On one account, the Clause incorporated the English common law rule of jus soli (literally, the ‘right of the soil’),” he noted. The other account, he said, “adopted a distinctly American settler’s view of citizenship … that promises the full ‘dignity and glory of American citizenship’ to any child born in this country to parents who have made this Nation their permanent home **, regardless of their race, religion, or national origin.”

(Gorsuch went on to agree with the latter interpretation. The majority obviously did not.)

I know that the legal reasoning of Kagan, Sotomayor and Jackson will be sophistry, and Kavanaugh sided with the majority for a completely separate reason, so let’s see what Roberts and Barrett had to say:

Roberts wrote:

“The Court exhaustively canvassed the text and history of the Citizenship Clause and at no point identified any evidence that the ratifiers thought themselves to be imposing a domicile limitation.”

Amy Coney Barrett did not write a separate opinion, so we presume she agreed with Roberts’ reasoning. I don’t know the history he’s citing, but assuming he is correct, that sounds like a reasonable position to me.

Kavanaugh flew solo, and went in his own direction. He opined that birthright citizenship could be further* limited, but not in this case. It would require an act of Congress, not the simple declaration of one man (Trump in this case). Even if such a law were passed, the other five in the majority would presumably deem it unconstitutional.

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Footnotes:

* There are exceptions now.

1. Children born in the USA to foreign diplomats are NOT entitled to birthright citizenship, while children of American citizens assigned overseas ARE.

– John McCain is a famous example of the latter.

– The cleanest example of the former is Amany Mohamed Raya. She was born at Walter Reed in Washington, D.C., in 1981 to an Egyptian embassy attaché. When she applied for a U.S. passport in 2004, the State Department denied it, saying her father had diplomatic privileges and immunities at her birth, so she “did not acquire U.S. citizenship” and was “not entitled to a U.S. passport.” The federal courts agreed.

2. Another exception would be a baby born on a foreign ship in US territorial waters. They are technically in the USA, but not legally subject to the jurisdiction thereof.

** Note that one interpretation of the Gorsuch definition could allow citizenship to the children of illegal immigrants living here and trying to make the USA their permanent home, but would not grant citizenship to children born of visitors. I think I actually agree with that position. It doesn’t seem to me that the USA border is like the touchdown line in football. A pregnant woman crossing the line on “vacation” shouldn’t score the TD. But that’s just my opinion, not a legal position.

There was a hot girl-girl scene in the new episode of Birodalom (s1e5)

Scoop, June 30, 2026 (12:36 pm)June 30, 2026 (9:18 pm) ... 1 comment.

Maya, the character played by Mariann Hermanyi, was having trouble getting into the mood for her porno scenes until the director spotted what she needed – some proper attention from Michelle Wild (played by Viola Lotti Gombo).

Mariann Hermanyi

(With an assist and a near Heche from Viola Lotti Gombo.)

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Viola Lotti Gombo

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Hermanyi and Gombo

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Luka Markus

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Previous episodes of this show about the porno industry in Hungary in the 1990s and Oughts.

Amelia Gray Hamlin topless in the Mediterranean

Scoop, June 30, 2026 (8:05 am) ... 3 comments.


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Kamila Wojciechowicz completely naked in Złodzieje serc (2011)

Scoop, June 29, 2026 (11:26 pm) ... 2 comments.

Polish drama. Rough translation: Thieves of the Heart

Dancer Małgorzata, abandoned by her lover, has become involved with an aspiring actor. However, she is still searching for true love. A mysterious therapist observes them both at an opening. He suggests hiring Małgorzata to be his companion. The agreement, which he signs, subjects her to a series of psychological experiments. Despite this, a strong emotional bond develops between them, causing the experiment to spiral out of control…


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Kamila Wojciechowicz nudography

Taylor Momsen kinda-sorta naked in The Pretty Reckless video for “Dear God”

Scoop, June 29, 2026 (10:03 pm) ... 2 comments.

At times you can see that her breasts are covered with patches or some kind of plaster, but some frames seem like the real deal.

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Katie Aselton flashed one breast briefly in Magic Hour (2026)

Scoop, June 29, 2026 (9:32 pm) ... no comments.

Katie Aselton co-wrote, directed, and starred in this drama.

SPOILERS:

Here’s the official blurb:

Erin and Charlie escape to the desert to navigate an unexpected and challenging new phase of their relationship.

It’s a “new phase,” to say the least, said phase consisting of the fact that Charlie is dead. Oh, we see him, and she talks to him, but the entire film consists of her working out how life will proceed without him, progressing through the stages of grief.


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Video. It’s a long one, designed to put the one second of nudity in context.

Doechii laced dress – nipples completely exposed

Scoop, June 29, 2026 (3:21 pm)June 29, 2026 (3:24 pm) ... 1 comment.

2026 BET Awards red carpet at the Peacock Theater, June 28 in Los Angeles.


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Happy 100th Birthday, Mel Brooks

Scoop, June 28, 2026 (12:30 pm)June 28, 2026 (11:09 pm) ... 7 comments.

We want to show the world the Hitler you knew, the Hitler you loved – the Hitler with a song in his heart!

– Max Bialystock, The Producers

Sure, I knew Jesus. He came in the store all the time. Never bought anything.

– The 2000-year-old Man

I’m going to bother you a bit with the reminiscences of an old man, albeit one much younger than Mel. There may be some things from his early career that you don’t know, or have forgotten. In the 1960s, although Mel was already known for his records with Carl Reiner, and mainstream appearances on big-time venues like The Tonight Show, it was not at all surprising to see him drop in on local talk shows, or syndicated shows. On those less formal shows, he was a loose cannon like Robin Williams, totally impossible for the host to control. They just had to go with his improvisations, and try to build on his ideas if they were witty enough (Steve Allen was good at this). Mel would break into absurd song parodies, obscure showbiz stories, bizarre impersonations (Jimmy Cagney’s Aunt Hilda), and even a spot-on Frank Sinatra where he crooned America the Beautiful as a saloon song. (Although it was rarely demonstrated, Mel was a remarkably good singer, and an accomplished drummer.)

By the time the audience caught up with one of his odd concepts, he would be off to another, impersonating Humphrey Bogart’s sister, or singing a risque version of a Lestoil commercial.

As I mentioned, he was Robin Williams before Robin was.

He moved from Brooklyn to Hollywood around 1960, but for people from the Outer Boroughs, Mel was our guy, and his success was our success.

And, as Sid Caesar, Peter Sellers and Steve Allen readily conceded, Mel was the funniest mofo on the planet.

Chloe Bailey – (basically unrevealing) topless in Strung (2026)

Scoop, June 27, 2026 (11:25 pm) ... 1 comment.

Strung is a 2026 American psychological thriller.

A talented violinist whose new job tutoring for an elite family turns into a battle for safety and sanity when she realizes her past links to the family’s patriarch. And it’s a fight for her sanity and survival

All collages by Johnny Moronic


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Johnny Moronic’s film clips are here

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