ICE Ken is out on the streets with ICE Barbie.

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Corey Lewandowski is also out at DHS after rumored affair partner Kristi Noem is fired by Trump

President Trump fired his embattled homeland security secretary, Kristi Noem, on Thursday and announced plans to replace her with Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma. Mr. Trump announced the change on social media, along with a new, and previously nonexistent, role for Ms. Noem: special envoy for the Shield of the Americas, which he said would be a new security initiative for the Western Hemisphere.

Shifting from her Game of Thrones fan fiction cosplay character, Kristi Dogslayer, she’s now the new Captain America, shield and all. She will team up with Cap’s rarely seen and far less successful nephew, Private Corey America.

Does she get to keep her costumes? They will come in handy for her expected OnlyFans account.

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Now that she is gone, it opens up a whole new opportunity to be the most incompetent person in the Trump administration. There’s tough competition for that slot between Brain Worm Boy, the Drunken Weekend Anchor, Burn Book Bondi, Jet Boy Patel, Secret Agent Gabbard, Nutlick and now Markwayne.

If wagering on the next to get the axe, I wouldn’t bet on Hegseth, Lutnick or Bobby, since they are white guys. I think the next firing will depend on whether Trump has less respect for women or dark skin. I think I’d bet on Patel. I think Trump’s racism “trumps” Trump’s misogyny. The strongest competition would be Lori Chavez-DeRemer, who is Hispanic, from California, and a woman – the Trump Trifecta. If she praised windmills, she would represent almost everything Trump hates. Next in line would be Bondi and Gabbard, who get the vagina boost over Hegseth, Lutnick and Bobby.

Here are the current betting odds on who will leave the administration (quit or fired) this year.

Lori Chavez-DeRemer, Secretary of Labor: 61%
Kash Patel, Director of the FBI: 56%
Pam Bondi, Attorney General: 56%
Howard Lutnick, Secretary of Commerce 42%
Tulsi Gabbard, Director of National Intelligence: 40%
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., HHS Secretary: 35%
Pete Hegseth, Secretary of Defense: 32%
Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education: 24%
Marco Rubio, Secretary of State: 22%
Scott Bessent, Secretary of the Treasury: 18%
Brendan Carr, Chairman of the FCC: 18%

Joan Collins nudography

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Although we think of Joan as somebody from the distant past, she just got first billing in a 2026 movie, A Murder Between Friends, which seems like kind of a rip-off of the Benoit Balls, “James Bond of the Bayou” mysteries. Amazingly, she looks about the same as she did 50 years ago, so kudos to her wigmaker, her make-up specialists, and whatever other methods she uses to look impressively good at 92!

In creating this retrospective, I realized that she made some really bad movies. I can’t recall that she has even been in anything worth watching. That’s an amazing achievement for a career that spans 72 years!

The appearances:

In the six years 1974-1979, while in her forties, she did nude scenes in six terrible films, and all are now available in 1080hd quality. She posed for Playboy when she turned 50 in 1983.

There wasn’t much to see in the rest of her career, except that some or all of the nudity in Besieged (1969) might be Joan. I couldn’t find that film in HD.

1969 – (some doubling is possible) Besieged

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1971 – (not nude) Inn of the Frightened People

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1973 – (body double) Takes that Witness Madness

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1974 – Playing the Field

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1975 – Oh, Alfie!

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1975 – The Devil Within Her

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1978 – Fearless

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1978 – The Stud

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1979 – The Bitch

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1982 – (body double) Homework

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1982 – (not nude) Nutcracker

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1983 – December rabbit mag

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2026 – (not nude, of course, at 92) A Murder Between Friends

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Agata Turkot and Paulina Krzyżańska nudity in episode 1 of Piekło Kobiet

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New Polish series from HBO. It translates literally as “Women’s Hell”

An editor discovers that her husband’s newspaper may be connected to a dancer’s death. As she tries to uncover the truth, her world changes forever.

Krzyżańska

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Turkot

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Videos (includes unidentified women in the Krzyżańska clip)

Turkot’s nudography

Krzyżańska’s nudography

Britney Spears exposes a breast, gets arrested for DUI in California, deactivates her IG

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She’s been busy!

It’s about time they brought her to justice! That’s the third 7-Eleven she robbed this week. It’s a shame for her, though. You need to rob four before you get the free Slurpee.

This was an especially bad one, because she pistol-whipped the assistant manager. Then, even worse, she forced him to eat four taquitos from the roller grill.

I believe we can all sleep a little easier now that she has been captured.

Or we could, except that they already released her, because I made all that up. It was a DUI arrest.

Britney deactivated her Instagram account after this arrest, but she had just enough time to sneak in a nipple!


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Note that the picture with the red censorship heart has a clear see-thru of the other nipple!

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