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Was DiMaggio’s single-season hit streak the least likely long streak?

Scoop, September 15, 2026 (10:07 pm)September 15, 2026 (10:13 pm) ... 1 comment.

Were there other streaks less likely than Joe’s.

Yes, but only one.

If all players had equal ability, then Joe DiMaggio’s hit streak would be the least likely by far, simply because it was the longest by far. Think of it this way: no other player in history ever had a 46 game hit streak, but DiMaggio had 11 of them! (Games 1-46 of his famous streak, all the way to games 11-56). He’s light years beyond anyone else.

But here’s the thing: all players do not have equal ability. The odds against my hitting in two consecutive games would be greater than the odds of DiMaggio hitting in 56. I won’t be getting a chance, but unequal ability also affects the odds in the real world.

Hit streaks are a factor of two things:

(1) How likely was a player to hit in each game?
(2) How many games did he play?

In turn, factor one has two components

(1a) How many times did he get to the plate?
(1b) How likely was he to get a hit each time?

Joe DiMaggio was almost uniquely positioned among modern players to succeed in factor one.

(1a) He played for a great offensive team, and batted near the top of the line-up, so he batted frequently. His likelihood would have been even higher if he had batted lead-off, because he would have come to the plate an additional .33 times per game. That doesn’t sound like much, but it would have made his streak four times more likely!
(1b) He was a great hitter who didn’t walk much, so he had a high likelihood of getting a hit in each at bat. He was far more likely to get a hit in any given appearance than, for example, Ted Williams, because Williams walked a lot, and walks don’t count toward a hit streak.

On the other hand, DiMaggio didn’t rank very high on factor two in 1941.

(2) He played in only 139 games, meaning that he only had 84 opportunities for a 56 game single-season streak. Any streak begun in game 85 or later would have to end before it could reach 56.

The great achievement of DiMaggio’s streak rests on the value of an exponent. Sure, he had an 80% likelihood to get a hit in any given game, but any likelihood taken to the 56th power becomes a very small decimal. Even with Joe D’s great ability, the odds against that hit streak were about 8000-to-1.

And yet, there was another hit streak of only 33 games that was not only less likely than Joe’s 56, but far less likely.

DiMMaggio’s streak was highly unlikely, even with DiMaggio’s hot hitting that year. If you were to replay DiMaggio’s season again and again on an infinite loop with a perfect statistical model of his 1941 performance, you would only duplicate the streak every 7,797 seasons. It was a statistical anomaly, even with expectations raised in deference to the talent of the great DiMag.

But Uggla’s streak was beyond anomalous and into the territory of miraculous. Dan Uggla was less likely to hit in 33 consecutive games than DiMaggio was to hit in 56. Far less likely. 15 times less likely. Somehow, Dan Uggla hit in 33 consecutive games in a season in which he didn’t bat very often per game, lost opportunities with a low batting average, and lost more opportunities by walking quite a bit. How did it happen? Uggla, a mediocre hitter went on one of the all-time hot streaks. In those 33 games, he batted .377 with 15 homers. He was basically hitting like Barry Bonds in his best years. During the rest of the year, Uggla batted .194. That 183-point difference is uncanny.

DiMaggio also was hot, of course. He batted .408 in the streak and .320 the rest of the year, but it’s not odd for a guy of DiMaggio’s caliber to have a long streak when he bats around .400. In 1939, DiMaggio was batting .443 for the whole season as late as July 13th. The explanation for 1941 is not that Joe D had so few hitless games. He had many of them, 25 to be exact. The magic of 1941 is how those 25 hitless games were distributed. They managed to stay out of the streak.

Apart from that unusual distribution, DiMaggio was just being DiMaggio. That’s not unusual, but it is unusual so see a .194 hitter being DiMaggio, and Uggla was just that. DiMaggio’s OPS was 1.181 during his streak. Uggla’s was 1.200 in his. Nobody can explain it. It just is.

Were there streaks that were predictable.

Yes. There was never a streak of 30 or more that was an even money bet, but there were a few that came pretty close,

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If you could recreate Ed Delahanty’s season with perfect statistical fidelity on that infinite loop I mentioned, Big Ed would post a 30-game streak every five years. If DiMaggio was performing at the top of his game, and Uggla seemed to have a short-term pact with Satan, Delahanty was simply conducting business as usual. Yes, he batted .422 during the streak, but he also topped .400 in his other games (.406). That mere 16-point difference compares to 88 for DiMaggio and 183 for Uggla.

Were there individual seasons that were even more streak-friendly, but didn’t produce one?

Yes, there is one that really stands out, and a few honorable mentions, but there is nothing in the past hundred years.

Hugh Duffy had the most likely season to produce a 30-game streak. No other season came close. He accumulated nearly five plate appearances per game and got a hit in more than 38% of his plate appearances, Both factors are close to all-time records at the modern pitching distance. He was so efficient in 1894 that he was about an even bet to pull off a 30-game streak, but he did not. He did reach 26.

Of the eight seasons most likely to produce a 30-game hit streak, only three actually did.

Note that George Sisler has two seasons on the list. His 1920 season did not produce a 30-game streak streak, but his 1922 season more than made up for it with a 41-game streak, which remained the 20th century record for 56 years until Pete Rose had his famous hot streak.

E-Rat see-thru in the Big Apple

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Emily Ratajkowski attends the Calvin Klein Spring /Summer 2027 Fashion Show during New York Fashion Week on September 11, 2026


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Lake Bell is good at social media

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… although apparently not as good at book collecting.


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Former tennis star now posting sex tapes

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Ashley Harkleroad was a quite famous tennis player in the mid 00s and her looks got her in the cover of Playboy in 2008, which was a big shock for the tennis world back then.

Charlotte Lawrence see-thru

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Charlotte Lawrence attends the Khaite Spring /Summer 2027 fashion show at Brooklyn Navy Yard during New York Fashion Week on September 12, 2026


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Dakota Johnson see-thru

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No “kinda’ qualification for this one.

Dakota Johnson and Machine Gun Kelly were seen together in New York City on Friday night. The unlikely pair were photographed exiting a black SUV together and walking into Taylor Swift’s Tribeca apartment, later heading to Estela Restaurant.


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Rowan Blanchard see-thru, kinda

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More Toronto glam. Rowan Blanchard at the Road to the Golden Globes party at Toronto’s Four Seasons Hotel.


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Margaret Qualley – somewhere between see-through and pokies

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She was at the Toronto International Film Festival for the world premiere Love of Your Life.

College Pigskin, Week 2 – with rankings

Scoop, September 13, 2026 (12:35 am)September 14, 2026 (4:43 am) ... 9 comments.

It was, for the most part, another week of jobber games, with the big powers posting huge victories over their designated patsies. Two of those are worth discussing.

James Madison posted an outrageous 87-3 victory over the mighty Wagner Seahawks. What a day for their placekicker, who got to kick twelve extra points. That score makes it sound like JMU piled it on, but I took a deep dive into that game, and they absolutely did not. They played everyone, and they just kept scoring. They used eleven different receivers, and none of them caught more than three passes. Seven different players rushed the ball. They scored three touchdowns on punt returns, tying an NCAA record. Their offense was just unstoppable. You may remember that they somewhat unexpectedly made the playoffs last year, and while they didn’t win, they managed to score 34 points against Oregon with 509 yards of offense, so they know how to move the ball.

Miami took a narrow 77-0 lead into the fourth quarter. The teams then agreed to shorten the final quarter by five minutes, apparently citing the Geneva Convention. I’m not fuckin’ witcha. That really happened. The announcers always say, “It looks like they’re not going to give up.” Florida A&M said “fuck that” and went home early.

In real games:

Speaking of Oregon, they have proved to be the disappointment of the year so far. They started the season at #2 in the preseason rankings. They looked vulnerable against Boise State in game one, causing a plunge to #6. They lost this week, although favored by 23.5 against unranked Oklahoma State. It’s not like they lost to a surprising powerhouse. Oklahoma State lost last week to fucking Tulsa! This week’s loss dropped the Ducks to 21st in the polls – and Sagarin says they’re overrated!

#4 Texas made an improbable comeback against #1 THE Ohio State University. They trailed by twenty going into the final quarter, but scored three TDs in that final period while shutting THE down. Before that game, AP No. 1 teams had been 197-0 when holding a 20-point fourth-quarter lead. Since nobody in the country roots for THE Ohio State University unless they either attended the school or live in Columbus, about 99% of the nation was as thrilled as I was with my Longhorns. Hook ’em Horns!

(Why am I cheering for my grad school instead of my alma mater? I went to Fordham. How bad are they? Well, they have about the same chance of winning as The Really Rottens in Scooby’s Laff-A-Lympics. I’m not exaggerating. According to Wikipedia, the Really Rottens had a record of 2-21-1 on that series. Fordham’s record was a nearly identical 3-21 over the past two seasons.)

Michigan got a measure of redemption this week after last week’s embarrassing win-not-win debacle against Western Michigan. The Wolverines defeated #11 Oklahoma. So the eleventh-rated team in the nation did worse against the Wolverines than Western Michigan.

As I mentioned last week, the spread on the Texas Tech game seemed absurd. #13 Tech was favored by nearly four touchdowns over Oregon State. Tech did win, but Oregon State was actually ahead early in the fourth.

#19 Washington struggled in what was supposed to be a jobber game against Utah State. The Huskies came into the game favored by 28.5 against a team that had just lost to an FCS opponent, but the final score was 16-14. Utah State is part of the newly reconstituted Pac-12, which is not back up to 12 yet, but has managed to cobble together eight mediocre football teams – six more than last year!

#21 Iowa, 14-point favorites, needed two last-quarter field goals to overcome Iowa State, including a 42-yarder to break the tie with 15 seconds left.

Boise State beat Memphis 38-20. They were effectively the two leading contenders for the Group-of-Six CFP route, and Memphis actually led 20-17 at halftime before Boise pulled away. The NCAA specifically singled it out as potentially important to the playoff picture.

Illinois State beat Northern Illinois 28-24. That’s an FCS team beating an FBS team. That’s the fourth FCS-over-FBS upset already this season. Last year, FCS teams managed only four such victories all season. The jobbers are fighting back: Tarleton State over Bowling Green, Idaho State over Utah State, The Citadel over Charlotte, and now Illinois State over Northern Illinois. The most chaotic was The Citadel’s 43-41 victory over Charlotte in three OT’s.



Useless fact of the week #1: Sagarin’s two best college football teams are both in Indiana. That sentence sounds as though somebody accidentally loaded the basketball ratings.

Useless fact o’ the week #2: Every football team in the new Pac-12 is “Something State.”

This week’s human/computer comparison:

Team AP Rank Sagarin Rank Difference
Ole Miss 8 45 37
Louisville 23 46 23
BYU 11 32 21
Georgia 2 21 19
SMU 16 30 14
Oregon 21 33 12
Missouri 20 31 11
Texas 1 11 10
Texas Tech 13 23 10
Houston 22 29 7
Ohio State 6 9 3
Miami 5 6 1
Utah 17 18 1
Iowa 18 19 1
Tennessee 15 15 0
Notre Dame 3 1 -2
Indiana 4 2 -2
USC 12 10 -2
LSU 7 4 -3
Texas A&M 9 5 -4
Penn State 14 8 -6
Michigan 19 13 -6
Alabama 10 3 -7
Virginia 25 17 -8
Oklahoma 24 12 -12

Last week’s overview

Jennifer Lawrence in Die, My Love (2025)

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New videos from Aesthete. I don’t think there’s any nudity we haven’t already seen, but I let an AI model take a pass at restoring two scenes to natural lighting.

Here are the original videos and raw captures.

Here are some AI re-interpretations of the captures. Mixed results, but a really nice job on the butt shot!


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