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Charlotte Lawrence in a sheer top

Scoop, September 21, 2026 (4:35 pm)September 21, 2026 (4:36 pm) ... no comments.

Charlotte Lawrence braless and wearing a sheer top when attending the Khaite Spring/Summer 2027 Runway Show in New York in New York on September 12, 2026!


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Charlotte’s many previous appearances

Doja Cat see-thru

Scoop, September 21, 2026 (4:27 pm) ... no comments.

Get your light saber out of your pants because Doja Cat attended the Lucas Museum Of Narrative Art Opening Night on September 19, 2026 in a sheer pink dress!

Her nipples and large areolas are on full display like a couple of Death Stars orbiting her big planetary boobs!

The Lucas Museum is not a Star Wars museum, and it will hold all forms of visual storytelling, including paintings, photography, sculpture, illustration, comic art, performance, and video.

I’m glad Doja Cat decided to tell her story with some naked art!


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Willa Fitzgerald see-thru

Scoop, September 21, 2026 (4:23 pm) ... 1 comment.

Willa Fitzgerald braless and showing nipples in the sheer dress in photos she shared on Instagram!

The actress wore the dress when attending the Altuzarra fashion show on September 12, 2026 during New York Fashion Week!


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See William Shatner Cover Metallica and Ozzy Osbourne in Heavy Metal Debut

Scoop, September 20, 2026 (4:51 pm) ... 9 comments.

William Shatner made his heavy metal debut Saturday at a Riot Fest Chicago after hours gig, covering artists like Ozzy Osbourne and Metallica with the actor’s new band the Fuckers.

Aleksandra Szajnecka naked in Lupus (2019 short)

Scoop, September 20, 2026 (4:26 pm) ... no comments.

Lupus is a 2019 short experimental film with a runtime of about 4 1/2 minutes.


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Here is her Nudografia, which consists solely of this film.

College Pigskin, Week 3

Scoop, September 20, 2026 (3:21 pm)September 20, 2026 (4:15 pm) ... 2 comments.

The Money

In one sense, college football has always been about the simoleons. But not like it is today. The NIL money basically allows colleges with the biggest budgets to recruit and pay the best players, and the transfer portal allows them to swipe players from other programs. In order to protect players from entering the open market each year, colleges have to offer them multi-year contracts, duplicating the team/player interaction of professional teams. But this money is not distributed fairly, if at all. A superstar quarterback or wide receiver can get multi-million dollar deals. The players who are not considered pro prospects may have to be satisfied with a free education.

As you can see from the table below, the Sagarin rankings correlate very closely to the estimated NIL budget.The AP voters are a bit more eccentric, placing (for example) BYU 9th in the country. I have a hard time believing that, but I guess we’ll find out when they play Notre Dame.

(I extended the AP ranks down as far as the votes suggested.)

Team Roster
Value
Budget
Rank
AP
Rank
Sagarin
Rank
Texas $47,541,661 1 1 3
Oregon $41,258,628 2 20 4
LSU $40,775,918 3 10 9
Ohio State $38,255,325 4 7 2
Miami $37,892,092 5 6 5
Ole Miss $35,494,987 6 4 11
Notre Dame $34,146,176 7 3 1
Indiana $33,206,414 8 5 7
Texas Tech $33,095,287 9 11 17
Texas A&M $33,024,972 10 23 10
USC $31,668,120 11 12 19
Tennessee $31,333,820 12 14 15
Alabama $31,214,501 13 6 6
Michigan $30,792,039 14 18 16
Oklahoma $30,069,418 15 29 12
Georgia $30,000,235 16 2 8
Auburn $28,021,577 17 – 20
Florida $27,602,360 18 21 13
Penn State $26,725,176 19 13 14
Missouri $26,243,453 20 19 30
Houston $26,106,182 21 25 34
Vanderbilt $25,709,121 22 – 38
Clemson $25,470,497 23 – 49
Arkansas $24,521,082 24 – 67
South Carolina $24,515,274 25 24
Florida State $23,876,973 26 42
Kentucky $23,825,602 27 27 27
UCLA $23,598,391 28 37 32
Nebraska $23,299,065 29 42 29
Colorado $22,383,650 30 69
Utah $22,105,325 31 22
Oklahoma State $21,738,776 32 30 44
Mississippi State $21,635,642 33 21
Kansas State $21,601,227 34 41 37
Michigan State $21,594,449 35 54
Washington $21,498,080 36 26 40
BYU $21,055,753 37 9 26
Louisville $20,973,183 38 23
Wisconsin $20,875,569 39 31
Virginia $20,804,575 40 35
Pittsburgh $20,679,986 41 37 28
Maryland $20,647,502 42 48
North Carolina $20,132,296 43 62
SMU $20,082,787 44 25
West Virginia $19,956,954 45 28 45
Georgia Tech $19,891,092 46 58
Minnesota $19,850,693 47 41
Arizona $19,646,175 48 36 50
Rutgers $19,589,661 49 76
Arizona State $19,585,688 50 43
Kansas $19,493,835 51 61
TCU $19,481,293 52 53
Virginia Tech $19,376,552 53 32 33
Baylor $19,279,419 54 46
UCF $19,062,092 55 52
Illinois $19,039,430 56 39
NC State $18,985,568 57 44
Cincinnati $18,958,239 58 59
Iowa State $18,870,043 59 57
Duke $18,845,847 60 34 51
Cal $18,460,335 61 63
Iowa $18,378,810 62 17 18
Wake Forest $18,175,921 63 55
Syracuse $17,597,607 64 60
Stanford $17,517,589 65 63
Boise State $17,264,768 66 31 56
Northwestern $17,254,306 67 36
Boston College $17,244,089 68 93
Purdue $17,032,078 69 64
Oregon State $11,672,615 70 84

* Of the eight teams with the highest budgets, none is rated lower than 11th by Sagarin.

* The teams highlighted in blue seem to be getting the best bang for their bucks (well, so far – let’s see what Iowa does when they play real teams). Those highlighted in yellow are not getting their money’s worth.

What’s wrong with the underperformers?

* Clemson is the easiest one to explain. How did they fall so far so fast? Coach Dabo Swinney was a luddite. He didn’t like the transfer portal or waving around the NIL money. I appreciate his beliefs, but he created a competitive disadvantage for himself in both recruiting and filling roster gaps. Like it or not, that is the modern game.

The Games

In Jobber Games

For many teams it was another week of lopsided pre-conference games.

The craziest game was Oregon’s 84-0 win over Portland State. Oregon has been trying to pull out of its tailspin through the rankings. They were #2, then #6, then #21. They needed to make a statement. They made the statement, but only rose from 21st to 20th in the human poll. The AP voters were unimpressed when Oregon applied a piledriver to the worst team in an FCS conference (0-8 in the conference last year).

Portland State was swamped. Their QB had only eight completions – compared to three interceptions. Their ground game amounted to two yards. (Yes, two. And that was more than negated by a lost fumble.) They were 0-for-9 on third down conversions. They crossed midfield only once, and that was because of a ten-yard holding penalty.

On the other side of the ball, Oregon scored a TD on its first eight possessions, and finished 12-for 13. Oregon amassed 726 yards from scrimmage, and they weren’t even trying to roll up the score. They never used their top wide receiver or their top wide end, who sat out to recover from injuries, and they used fourteen different receivers, so they got to the 16th guy on the receiving depth chart. They used four quarterbacks. They even used their second-string placekicker. Apparently that is a thing, and this is the first time he has ever played! (It’s a nice story. His name is Rocco Graziano, and he’s a local kid from Eugene, so his family finally got to see him play.)

In real games:

#13 Texas Tech defeated #22 Houston, 28-26. They were evenly matched. Somebody had to win.

#23 Louisville defeated #16 SMU, 41-31. Another even match-up. SMU basically lost the game by surrendering the ball three times on turnovers.

#8 Ole Miss beat #7 LSU in a game that was tied in the 4th quarter.

Unranked Kentucky defeated #9 Texas A&M, 31-21. It was also a “money upset,” i.e. a victory for the lower spender, which I suppose we should celebrate. Kentucky is 27th on the NIL list, while the Aggies are 10th.

Unranked West Virginia defeated #25 Virginia, as QB Michael Hawkins passed for two TDs and ran for three more. The Mountaineers are better than we thought, and Virginia seems to have been overrated.

Florida beat Auburn 44-39 in an SEC conference game where neither team was ranked, even though they are #17 and #18 on the big spenders list, and have each won national championships in this millennium (Auburn 2010, Florida 2006 and 2008). Florida remained undefeated, crept onto the AP rankings, and is now #13 in Sagarin’s ratings. Auburn is #20 on the Sagarin list, but still voteless from the humans.

A shout-out to my mighty Fordham Rams. They were 20-point underdogs and won by 25 over William and Mary, which I believe is not a college football team, but a folk duo. OK, 11 against 2 isn’t really fair, especially when one is a woman and the other is slowed down by carrying a guitar, but it’s still a W for the Maroon.

There was some sneaky nudity in last night’s Lioness (s3e8)

Scoop, September 20, 2026 (1:47 pm)September 21, 2026 (4:29 pm) ... 3 comments.

On the surface, it appeared that there were simply two shots of women with well-toned butts, but if you look closely, there is more than that.

The scene with Elizaveta Neretin is still nothing special, but a nipple is barely visible when she bends over.

The scene with Stephanie Nur is the real find, because she’s in front of a window, and her reflection is essentially a full-frontal nude. Not a clear one, of course, but it is there.

Stephanie Nur

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Elizaveta Neretin

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Speaking of Susan Anspach …

Scoop, September 19, 2026 (10:57 am)September 20, 2026 (12:45 pm) ... 19 comments.

Given that she’s gorgeous, I asked AI to take a shot at the two scenes where we have her face and some nudity in the same frame.

The images from Montenegro (1981) were unsatisfactory. We just don’t have enough definition to work with. The AI picture was pretty slick, but since it was impossible to make out Anspach’s face in the original, AI had to take a guess. It looked nothing like her. I then fed in a facial close-up of Anspach from IMDb, and asked the AI to use that. The result was better, but still unsatisfactory (see here). I repeated the experiment with a second AI, got worse results, and gave up.

The scene from Into the Fire (1987) was another story, which demonstrates how inconsistent AI results can be. Vireel 4.0 delivered a gorgeous, photo-realistic image in one pass.

So it goes.


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UPDATE: Carole Laure in Sweet Movie (1974)

Scoop, September 19, 2026 (9:58 am)September 20, 2026 (12:49 pm) ... 14 comments.

(Update: added the chocolate scene, as requested.)

This is one of Dušan Makavejev’s typical surrealistic films. Many consider him the most important figure in the history of Yugoslav cinema. This is not as impressive a distinction as you might think, since the second-most important figure in the history of Yugoslav cinema is a rusty tractor.

In this particular bit of weirdness, Dean Wormer bathes Carole Laure, who is wearing Christmas lights over her fun stuff. After his ministrations, he whips out a gold-painted penis and pisses on her. I believe this is a traditional Yugoslavian wedding night.

Kidding aside, I don’t get the point, but I never get the point of Makavejev’s artistic films. Frankly, I rarely get the point of his commercial films either, even when I can follow the plot.

We’ve seen a few of his films here from time to time, as they occasionally contain some memorable nudity. In two of his more conventional films, we saw Susan Anspach and Greta Scacchi naked. Anspach made one of her rare nude appearances in Montenegro, and Scacchi got naked in The Coca-Cola Kid.

The Dean Wormer scene:


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(ADDED) The chocolate scene:

As I feared, I really don’t have anything to add to the chocolate scene. When something is dark, I can bring it out. When something is artificially colored, I can adjust it. But that scene is already lit and colored well, and there’s nothing I can do to make chocolate go away. I did blow up the very first pic below to outrageous size, if you’re interested.


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Mia Hunt naked in episode 4 of Route 187

Scoop, September 19, 2026 (7:05 am) ... 4 comments.

It’s better-than-usual nudity from Paramount+


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