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Jessie Buckley in The Bride! (2026)

Scoop, March 10, 2026 (11:19 pm)March 10, 2026 (11:19 pm) ... 5 comments.

This is Maggie Gyllenhaal’s gonzo 1930s take on The Bride of Frankenstein. Maggie wrote and directed.

The quality of this telesynch copy is mediocre, so I can’t tell whether her bra was a see-thru. She did have a sex scene with Christian Bale where they were theoretically nipple-to-nipple (see below), for what it’s worth. I think it is really Jessie. Both Bale and Buckley went so far over-the-top in this film that they came full circle, finishing back below the top again.

The critic’s scores finish somewhere in the middle, making it appear to be a film that people are indifferent to.

Metacritic: 55
Tomato Meter: 57%
Popcorn Meter: 72%
IMDb: 5.9

Those are the kinds of scores you might expect from a safe, middling rom-com. That apparent mediocrity is misleading. It is not safe, and people were not indifferent. Many critics loved it, many hated it. It’s that kind of movie. It’s just way out there, a work of wild imagination, and not a little unhinged.


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Amanda Seyfried naked in The Testament of Ann Lee

Scoop, March 10, 2026 (4:52 pm)March 10, 2026 (6:05 pm) ... 16 comments.

Biopic. Depicts Ann Lee’s attempt to establish a utopian society, and pictures the Shakers’ worship through song and dance, based on real events. Amanda Seyfried did her own singing for the role.

Per Wikipedia:

Ann Lee, commonly known as Mother Ann Lee, was a founding leader of the Shakers, later changed to United Society of Believers in Christ’s Second Appearing following her death. She was born during a time of the Evangelical revival in England, and became a figure that greatly influenced religion at this time, especially in the Americas.

What it basically boils down to is that being a member if their religion is like being trapped permanently in a road show production of “Mamma Mia,” which is potentially the scariest possible episode of The Twilight Zone.

By 1920, there were only 12 Shaker communities remaining in the United States. As of 2019, there was only one active Shaker village: Sabbathday Lake Shaker Village, in Maine, which is nearly as old as America itself. As of August 2025, there were three members. (The number had fallen to two, but they picked up a convert!)

It’s not surprising the religion disappeared, since they believe in celibacy. They produce no children, so existing members die off without passing the faith to any offspring (although they did adopt children), and their rustic, asexual life attracts few converts in the modern world.

IMDb: 7.0
Metacritic: 80
Rotten Tomatoes: 86%
Popcorn Meter: 82%
Ananda Seyfried was nominated for a Golden Globe.

Amanda Seyfried divulged that she wore a merkin and a “prosthetic butthole” for the nude scenes.

This movie, it needed to be graphic. So, like, I had a prosthetic butthole. I felt so free.

I would appear that she also used a prosthetic breast for the feeding scene, and prosthetic genitalia for the birthing scene. There was also some real nudity in there somewhere.


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MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices

Scoop, March 10, 2026 (4:49 pm) ... 12 comments.

From The Onion:

Leonardi crossed her arms in defiance as she lauded gasoline as “a great product” that had been “too cheap for too long.” “If they tell me it’s $4 a gallon, I walk in and pay them $8 a gallon. As my grandmother used to say, the higher the gas price, the closer to God.”

7 Celebrities Who Are Huge Jerks to People Around Them

Scoop, March 10, 2026 (4:27 pm)March 10, 2026 (4:42 pm) ... 10 comments.

I never heard this story before:

“When she dines out, she has her body guards surround her so nobody can see her eat.”

Two interesting links from Boobie Blog

Scoop, March 10, 2026 (4:22 pm) ... 1 comment.

1. “Janet Ormes showing off her big natural tits in the 1970s.” (She shows a lot more than that!)

2. “Lake Bell Cleavage at the 2026 Fifteen Percent Pledge Fundraising Gala!”

Chappell Roan see-through at a swanky bullshit event

Scoop, March 10, 2026 (1:37 pm) ... 7 comments.

Chappell Roan at the McQueen show at Paris Fashion Week.


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Here’s one for nudity history buffs

Scoop, March 10, 2026 (4:11 am)March 10, 2026 (10:53 pm) ... 54 comments.

When I recently gathered all the Vicky Krieps files in one place, I discovered that, if we count transparent tops as nudity, she has done 18 nude roles in just 14 years. That’s an impressive pace.

I’ve never calculated who the all-time champ might be among legitimate actresses. Have any of you ever tried to figure this out?

Below are some prolific actresses listed with Mr. Skin’s “nude roles” count. This is not a comprehensive list and we can’t rely on it, for two reasons:

  • First, I just looked up likely people one at a time. I probably forgot a bunch.
  • Second, I didn’t fact-check his count. They could be off by a lot. For example, he lists eight for Vicky Krieps and we know of at least 15, 16 if you count seasons one and two of Das Boot as separate roles, and 18 if you count transparent blouses.
  • Among the women I looked up, these performed more than 15 nude roles by Mr. Skin’s count. You can safely say they were in AT LEAST that many, because I know of no instance where his count is too high. In order to be considered as legitimate actresses for this list, they need a nomination or award from one of the national academies. (Oscar, Cesar, BAFTA, AACTA, Ariel, Genie, Goya, Golden Calf, other)

    In the case of Vicky Krieps, we used my count, since I just worked on it. “Uncle” also offered some alternate counts. The bottom of the list includes some actresses with fewer than 15 roles because they may be the leaders from their countries.

    Victoria Abril 32 (Highest Spain)
    Isela Vega 29 (Phone Ranger’s count, Mr. Skin says 18. Highest Mexico??) “”””
    Isabelle Huppert 28 (Highest France)
    Monica Bellucci 27 (Highest Italy)
    Charlotte Rampling 26 (27 per “uncle.” Highest England, Highest English-speaking)
    Sophie Marceau 23
    Emmanuelle Béart 23
    Irène Jacob 22 (Highest Switzerland) *
    Sharon Stone 22 (Highest USA)
    Nicole Kidman 21 (Highest Australia)
    Jane Birkin 20
    Blanca Guerra 20
    Charlotte Gainsbourg 17 (20 per “uncle”)
    Nasty Kinski 19 (Highest Germany)
    Élodie Bouchez 19
    Juliette Binoche 19
    Carol Laure 18 (Highest Canada)
    Marion Cotillard 17
    Greta Scacchi 17 (Phone Ranger’s count, Mr. Skin lists 14)
    Kate Winslet 16
    Helen Mirren 16
    Elsa Zylberstein 16
    Vicky Krieps 16 (16 is my count; Highest Luxembourg)
    Romy Schneider 14 (Highest Austria)
    Cecile de France 13 (Ironically, not France. Highest Belgium)
    (High Netherlands TBD) ***
    Sonia Braga 10 (Highest Brazil??)
    Helen Shaver 9 (Highest Canada, not French??) **

    (* Yes, I know Jacob was born in France)
    (** Pamela Anderson has more nude scenes than Shaver. Believe it or not, she’s a borderline case for the list, even though she spent most of her life just getting naked and getting Razzies. She has no nomination from any of the academies, but she has been nominated for a Golden Globe for her role in The Last Showgirl!)
    (*** Apples-to-apples, Mr. Skin has 10 for Carice van Houton, 9 for Maruschka Detmers, and 8 for Gaite Jensen. BUT Phone Ranger says Detmers has 11, and Steverino says Jensen has 12, so there’s some question about the Highest Netherlands. I have not fact-checked the counts.)
    (**** Apples-to-apples, Mr. Skin says Blanca Guerra 20, Isela Vega 18, so there’s some question about the Highest Mexico. I have not fact-checked the counts.)

    Grazi Massafera and others in Madam Beja, episodes 26-30

    Scoop, March 9, 2026 (9:18 pm)March 10, 2026 (12:00 am) ... no comments.

    It was a disappointing week. Apart from Grazi wading topless in a swimming scene, there’s geriatric nudity, and one breast on a corpse.

    Episode 26 – none

    Episode 27 – just a blurry butt from Grazi Massafera

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    Episode 28 – Grazi Massafera, Isabela Garcia, Thalma de Freitas

    Grazi Massafera

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    Isabela Garcia

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    Thalma de Freitas

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    Episode 29 – Isabelle Nassar, one breast as a corpse

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    Episode 30 – Deborah Evelyn

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    The previous episodes have been a tremendous source of nudity

    Sarah Short’s very green full-frontal nudity in Clorofilla (2023)

    Scoop, March 9, 2026 (4:07 pm)March 9, 2026 (4:08 pm) ... 4 comments.

    Obscure Italian fantasy film.

    It’s night, a little girl runs in the woods. The noise of the earth and of the breaking branches under her feet accompanies a labored breathing towards the only safe place, in the arms of nature. Maia is now a young woman, her hair and blood are naturally green and an inexplicable attraction leads her insistently to seek contact with nature, trees, flowers. This is also the world of Teo, who with her shyness and the secrets of her greenhouse will stay close to her and help her face the abandonment of her human form to become Nature herself. An understanding made of friendship, understanding, attraction, where the meeting between the human and vegetal forms is perhaps the true love that neither of them has known.

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    The nudity from Camila Sosa Villada in Thesis on a Domestication (2024)

    Scoop, March 9, 2026 (3:13 pm)March 9, 2026 (6:14 pm) ... no comments.

    Drama from Argentina: Original title: Tesis sobre una domesticación

    A successful transgender actress and her lawyer husband decide to adopt a child, defying the conservative community in Argentina. But their attempt for a domestic happiness is thwarted when they visit the actress’s hometown.

    With three- and four-minute sex scenes, this drama walks a tightrope of legitimacy, always threatening to fall into the exploitation pit, but always avoiding the full stumble. Since the scenes are so dark and the actress, a biological male who co-also wrote the film, has zero percent of the original factory equipment, I had little enthusiasm.

    I don’t think I’m transphobic, and I don’t think you should judge a person by the people they want to have sex with.

    Except Tom Arnold, of course.

    But I’m just not interested. I suppose your mileage may vary, so the videos are below. You can decide for yourself.


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