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German series about “swingers,” also known as The Game of Keys. Now streaming on Prime.
Two old school friends meet again by chance, triggering a game where four couples exchange partners for one night.
There’s also sex involving other women, but Lilja provided the only nudity.
Somebody suggested that we should let AI have a shot at Jessica Chastain in Lawless.
On the one hand, that is the greatest suggestion in the history of suggestions. She is one of the most beautiful women ever to appear on screen, and she did a full-frontal scene. We could kinda see that she was naked, but we couldn’t make out any details because the scene was basically lit with a Bic lighter. If you look at that scene in a small window, you’ll think your video player isn’t working at all. It’s just blackness. If you play it full-screen, you can see outlines, but not details.
Which leads us to the other hand. AI is brilliant at taking a 90% image to 99%, but there’s not so much it can do with a 25% like this one. There are no good pixels to work with, so everything is a guess. AI is not magic. There is only so much it can do. The system will produce beautiful images, and pretty good videos, but it’s not really Jessica brightened. It’s 25% Jessica and 75% imagination.
With that caveat here are the results.
Comments and clips from Johnny Moronic
Found Heaven or Vegas on Prime, a movie I’ve been meaning to check out and have now finally done so. Richard Grieco plays a gigolo who finds a troubled stripper played by Yasmine Bleeth beaten and bruised on the street just as he’s about to leave Vegas and being a gigolo for good. She wants to go with him to Montana and he reluctantly agrees but she convinces him to stop off at her old home town and they stay for a while where nothing seems to have changed much except that a group of marauders are running amok in the town and the stripper gets involved with them and everything goes bad. A maudlin drama that never really gets going, has barely any plot then wraps things up neatly and quickly. A pre-Con Air Monica Potter turns up as the stripper’s stepmother who has a thing for the gigolo. And it doesn’t have the great Cocteau Twins song the title came from so it loses points for that.
Johnny Moronic’s video from this film can be found here.
This is a quick-and-dirty revenge flick that is mostly just scenes of one-on-one violence. Alec Baldwin must need money if he’s willing to appear in the first few minutes of a stinker like this. He’s old, grey, grizzled and carrying around a huge belly. It looks like he’s trying to morph into late-career Orson Welles. This has been a typical film for him lately. Here are his last five films and their IMDb ratings:
Torrente for President 5.6
Kid Santa 2.9
Crescent City 3.9
Clear Cut 3.6
Rust 5.8
He’s still on the A list as an SNL host or guest, but seems to have been C-listed in Tinseltown. He only seems to get hired for Eric Roberts roles.
As for this film:
Lucy Martin has a three-minute sex scene with her real-life husband, Clive Standen, but there’s no true nudity because she keeps her top on. There is a slight hint of areola as they gab after sex. There is a topless woman seen later, during one of the many massacres, but I’m not sure who she is.
He is currently at 946 credits at IMDb.
I wish Uecker could have lived to see this. There’s plenty of gemütlichkeit in Milwaukee tonight, as the mighty Dodgers were absolutely crushed.
So you can’t buy a championship every year.
Dodgers’ payroll – $339 million (Ostensibly, but really well over $400 million including guaranteed deferred payouts.)
Brewers’ payroll – $146 million
The Brewers are big spenders compared to the teams battling for the AL pennant:
Rays: $98 million
Guardians: $74 million (lowest in the majors!)
Even without Ohtani’s deferred earnings, the Dodgers’ payroll is higher than the other three teams added together,
The Guardians, as a team, make about as much as Ohtani, who signed a 10-year contract for $70 million per year. (That’s mostly deferred. He takes only $2 million upfront.)
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As for “gemütlichkeit” – you have to be an old-time Milwaukee fan or a baseball nerd to remember that as the magic word for the 1957 Milwaukee Braves!
Florence Pugh definitely has a unique personal sense of style.
South African popstar Tyla wearing a very skimpy outfit as she attends the 2026 MTV Video Music Awards in Los Angeles on September 27, 2026!
