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Elke Sommer nudography

Scoop, March 1, 2026 (1:45 pm) ... 3 comments.

Berlin’s Elke Schletz was a true pioneer. As Elke Sommer, she did nude scenes in the early 60s, even in 1961 and 1962, when she was the only game in town. Her 1963 nude scene in Seduction by the Sea was arguably the nude scene of the year, since it included a distant full frontal, but it would not have won our hypothetical poll for that honor since Jayne Mansfield was better known. One nude scene, possibly her best, is lost. There was a European version of The Victors in which she did full rear nudity and exposed her pubic area in a scene with George Hamilton. That was in 1964. Unfortunately, nothing remains of that version except a couple of stills. No print is known to exist. Such a shame! She appears in a bra and jeans for the American version.

If our annual poll had existed at the time, and if the Euro version of The Victors were available to view, Elke would have been at or near the top in every single year, 1961-1964. Although Elke was the queen of nudity when no other actresses were doffing their duds, there was some irony in the fact that she kept her clothes on when cinema nudity became more acceptable in the mid 60s. As far as I can determine, she did no film nudity of consequence in the period 1965-1973, although she did pose for Playboy in 1967 and 1970.

She did make a nice, if too brief, nudity comeback in 1974-75, and she still looked great in her final nude scene at age 34 in The House of Exorcism, but she chose to keep her clothes on for the rest of her film career, which lasted several more decades.

1961 – Daniella by Night

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1962 – Sweet Ecstasy, AKA Sweet Violence

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1964 – Seduction by the Sea

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1964 – The Victors (European version)

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1967 – December Rabbit Mag

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1968 – The Wicked Dreams of Paula Schultz

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1970 – September Rabbit Mag

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1974 – Einer von uns Beiden

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1975 – The House of Exorcism

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Elke Sommer topless in that tender screen romance, The House of Exorcism (1975)

Scoop, March 1, 2026 (10:06 am)March 1, 2026 (1:50 pm) ... 1 comment.

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This movie was released a long time ago, but I believe the actual House of Exorcism is still there. It has gone through many owners and is now a Day Spa, operating as The House of Exorcism and Aromatherapy. It’s full service. The current owners will take away your wrinkles as well as your demons.

All your troubles disappear while you are being relaxed by some soothing New Age music. I think Yanni and Zamfir do their live Christmas Concert there every year. The demons definitely stay clear of that. Even archfiends from the lowest depths of hell have some standards.

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Ellie Bamber naked in Moss and Freud (2026)

Scoop, March 1, 2026 (8:13 am)March 1, 2026 (8:15 am) ... 6 comments.

Supermodel Kate Moss embarks on a journey of self-discovery when acclaimed artist Lucian Freud offers to paint her portrait.

Kate Moss on a voyage of self discovery? I’m guessing, as Gertrude Stein once said of Oakland, “There’s no there there.” That reminds me of Dizzy Dean’s famous statement after he was beaned by a pitch: “They X-rayed my head and found nothing.” I assume Kate’s search for herself had similar results.

Unless she looked up her nose.

Ellie Bamber did some very impressive nudity while posing for Emperor Claudius. These clips are from a screener, and the (scrubbed) identifying info often obstructed a clear view of the nudity. It will be impressive in 4K!


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She has appeared regularly in see-through blouses at swanky bullshit events.

She had not done any significant previous nudity on film. Her breasts had not made an appearance. The butt shot in Nocturnal Animals (below) might be Ellie, or it might be a double.


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President Donald J. Trump explains why he decided to attack Iran.

Scoop, March 1, 2026 (7:14 am)March 1, 2026 (8:11 am) ... 5 comments.

This is not AI or some satirical mash-up.

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A post shared by Don Lemon (@donlemonofficial)

I don’t often agree with him, but when he’s right, he’s right.

You know what? Another of my illusions has been shattered. I’m starting to feel that the prestigious FIFA Peace Prize might not be legit.

To tell the truth, I find it hard to follow this new war. Under normal circumstances, whenever there is a difference between Trump’s story and somebody else’s, you can just assume that the other side’s story is the correct one. That works nearly 100% of the time. But this war is different. The leaders of Iran lie and boast just as much as Trump, so how do you read it? If they agree, for example, does that mean they are both lying, and therefore the Ayatollah is still alive? Or should we assume that they are both telling the truth? But by the rules of logic, if all sides are telling the truth, and Trump is speaking for one of the sides, therefore Trump is telling the truth. But Trump never tells the truth.

See what I mean? It’s the Mudd’s Robots Dilemma!

Where is Captain Kirk to sort this out?

Claudia Mora: rear nudity in Hidden Murder (2025)

Scoop, March 1, 2026 (5:59 am)March 1, 2026 (6:25 am) ... no comments.

American-style crime thriller from Spain. Original title: Parecido A Un Asesinato. (Literal: Similar to a Murder)

Nazario is a successful writer haunted by the unsolved murder of his ex-wife. His new partner, Eva, has just ended a toxic relationship with her ex-husband, a violent, alcoholic, and possessive police officer. Eva is harassed again by her ex and decides to escape to a mountain chalet with Nazario’s daughter, a withdrawn and manipulative teenager who records everything around her with her video camera. The situation worsens.


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Johnny Moronic’s film clips are here. There was also (very bloody) nudity from an actress named Iolanda Munoz. Warning: In case you want to watch the film, that Munoz scene spoils the mystery of the ex-wife’s murder.

Azul Guaita topless in Like Water for Chocolate (s2e3)

Scoop, March 1, 2026 (5:34 am)March 1, 2026 (5:34 am) ... 1 comment.


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She has been topless in several previous episodes.

21 Hair-do Fails You Need to See

Scoop, March 1, 2026 (4:40 am)March 1, 2026 (8:41 am) ... no comments.

There are fads and then there are fails. I get that we all have bad hair days but these folks actually think their hair looks just fine. In fact, they did this to their hair on purpose. I know hair is nothing more than dead cells yet these people managed to kill their hair a second time. I present you with what not to do to your hair.

Rebecca Marder nude in The Stranger (2025)

Scoop, March 1, 2026 (4:04 am)March 1, 2026 (4:06 am) ... 1 comment.

This is Francois Ozon’s take on a famous work by Albert Camus.

The Stranger (French: L’Étranger) is a 1942 novella by Albert Camus, a key work of existentialist and absurdist literature, following the emotionally detached protagonist Meursault in French Algeria in the 1930s, as he navigates his mother’s death, a senseless murder, and his subsequent trial, which condemns him more for his indifference to societal norms than for the crime itself. The novel explores themes of life’s meaninglessness, the “nakedness of man” in the face of the absurd, and society’s rejection of those who refuse to “play the game” of conventional emotion.

The novella was previous adapted into a highly regarded film in 1967 by Luchino Visconti, with Marcello Mastroianni in the lead role.

Writing about the new version, Variety said:

Confounding, disturbing and yet icily compelling, the experience of watching François Ozon’s The Stranger is not entirely dissimilar to that of reading Albert Camus’ classic.

IMDb: 7.1
Metacritic: 79/100
Tomato Meter: 88%


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Previous nudity from Rebecca:

2011 – Emma

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2014 – Deux

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2021 – Simone Veil 1

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2022 – Grand Expectations

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Footnote 1: I’m not sure that is Rebecca in Simone Veil. It’s a dimly-lit holocaust scene with dozens of naked women, and I’m not sure who is who.

“Amanda Seyfried Details Wearing ‘Prosthetic Butthole’ in Testament of Ann Lee Nude Scene”

Scoop, March 1, 2026 (3:56 am)March 1, 2026 (6:28 am) ... 6 comments.

I can still remember when I saw Prosthetic Butthole open for the Fugs.

This movie, it needed to be graphic. So, like, I had a prosthetic butthole. I felt so free.

It sounds to me like she’s full of prosthetic shit.

She also divulged that she wore a merkin for the nude shoot.

British Olympic athlete nekkid

Scoop, February 28, 2026 (5:05 am) ... no comments.

British former short track speed skater Elise Christie is another minor celeb who is posting nudes

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  • lowen gartner on Elke Sommer nudography: “For sure. I am sure your readers would help. Maybe just one year at a time.” Mar 1, 14:28
  • Scoop on Elke Sommer nudography: “Nope. I like the project, but it is time-consuming.” Mar 1, 14:07
  • lowen gartner on Elke Sommer nudography: “Have you ever done putative top 10s for the years before your poll?” Mar 1, 14:04
  • Scoop on President Donald J. Trump explains why he decided to attack Iran.: “Maybe. But at least he attacked the bad guys, not Denmark or Canada.” Mar 1, 12:42
  • fwald on President Donald J. Trump explains why he decided to attack Iran.: ““What comes after the Islamic Republic can’t be any worse” . We’ll see. Has real “hold my beer” potential. And…” Mar 1, 11:24
  • Nature Mom on Elke Sommer topless in that tender screen romance, The House of Exorcism (1975): “Meanwhile, someone at International House of Pancakes is going, “Hey, I’ve got an idea!…’” Mar 1, 11:11
  • James on President Donald J. Trump explains why he decided to attack Iran.: “what nonsense post… as we know these things in this region always end up going well… hilarious” Mar 1, 10:07
  • Scoop on President Donald J. Trump explains why he decided to attack Iran.: “To be fair, at least Trump attacked the right enemy: (1) Those mofos are straight-up evil; (2) What comes after…” Mar 1, 08:30

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