In this update: another version of the sex scene from The Imperial Edition, and a link to Gore Vidal’s original script.

There’s a new “Caligula: The Ultimate Cut” with previously unviewed scenes of Helen Mirren (and others). Mirren even offers a Full Heche and a spread-legged shot as she rolls over. What I find intriguing about this is that the new cut allegedly consists entirely of footage never seen before: alternate takes, alternate angles, deleted scenes, etc.

Variety’s review of the film.

Red band trailer here.

UPDATE: Helen Mirren – open leg shot as she rolls over.

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Film clips here. The top one is the one with the open-leg shots.

UPDATE:

About 15 years ago, a very poor quality alternate cut of this scene appeared in the extras of the three-disk issue called The Imperial Edition. Yes, that was yet another cut from completely different angles. Obviously, they shot a ton of coverage for this film. God knows how many more versions can be milked out of this.

Also naked in the new footage: Teresa Ann Savoy.


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Here’s a .gif.

At this moment, it seems that the only place you can buy The Ultimate Cut is Spain. Other releases, including theatrical, are planned.

UPDATE:

Gore Vidal wrote the first draft of this screenplay, but the film bore little or no resemblance to his script, so he sued to have his name removed from the film and its publicity. You may remember all of that, but you might not remember that there was a novelization of Vidal’s original script. I have that paperback somewhere in the chaos that is my book collection. It originally sold for $2.25, but is now going for eighty bucks on Amazon Marketplace (even more elsewhere!) Instead of buying a crappy eighty-dollar paperback, you can read Vidal’s actual script for free.

They reported this some time ago, but I missed it.

Wikipedia says:

Laura Ponticorvo is a Dutch-Italian media personality and YouTuber of Belgian nationality. She participated in various television programs, but mainly gained fame through her participation in the program Mijn Vieze, Vette, Vervelende Verloofde.

And if you’re like me, you never miss an episode of Mijn Vieze, Vette, Vervelende Verloofde. Nah, I’m just fuckin’ witcha, but I have a suspicion that it might possibly be Dutch!

Either that or Cantonese.

(Per Google translate, it means “My Dirty, Fat, Annoying Fiance,” which sounds like it might involve Tom Arnold.)

Quite a cameltoe as well.

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Karinka, the one on the right, also does explicit modeling and outright porn. Celeb-stalker has hundreds of pics of her and several videos, including a clip of the event pictured above.

(The flashing video is innocent enough, but you don’t want to get caught looking at this link at work.)

As a blonde teenager she won a recurring role on the Bold and the Beautiful. She was then a regular on the sixth and seventh seasons of the ABC sitcom Boy Meets World (1998–2000). After a few small film roles, she retired from acting in the early 2000s, only to re-emerge about a decade later as a sexy red-head on Snapchat and at comic-cons. She’s still beautiful, and now much bolder, in that she has now gone full porn, which will explain why there is no sample shown below.

The film is “Needle Boy.” (2018)

His real name was Richard. He grew to be Needle Man, or Needle Dick as he was commonly called. They wrote a song about him.

Needle Man
Needle Man
Does whatever a needle can
Goes in holes, any size
Able to fit right between your thighs

Beware
Here comes the Needle Man

The AP reported: “A candidate in a high-stakes legislative contest in Virginia had sex with her husband in live videos posted on a pornographic website and asked viewers to pay them money in return for carrying out specific sex acts.”