The Norwegian model in a transparent … er … bra? (I guess it’s a bra.)
Helen Mirren in The Cook The Thief His Wife And Her Lover (1989). She was about 43.
Helen Mirren in Savage Messiah (1973, @27 yo)
Helen Mirren in the infamous Caligula (1979, @33 yo)
Helen Mirren in a convincing sex scene in Hussy (1980, @34 yo) . That’s the way a great actress performs a simulated sex scene. She held nothing back.
Helen in Excalibur (1981, @35 yo)
Helen in Cal (1984, @38 yo)
Helen in Cause Celebre (1987, @41 yo)
Helen in Pascali’s Island (1988, @42 yo)
Helen in Royal Deceit (1993, @47 yo)
Helen Mirren in The Passion of Ayn Rand (1999, @53 yo)
A mature Helen Mirren in Calendar Girls (2003, @57 yo)
In the same year, Helen was topless in The Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone (2003, @57 yo)
Helen’s last nude scene in Love Ranch (2010, @64 yo)
Wonder Woman shows off a round booty backstage on Conan’s show
Malin Akerman, the first time we ever noticed her, in Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)
A few months before that film, Malin appeared topless in the 2003 Abercrombie & Fitch catalog, but she was an unknown at the time.
She got VERY friendly with Kate Micucci in episode six of Easy
The pic is 5000×8000, which is actually too big because it’s an enlargement, not true UHD.
And topless in Wicked Ways (1999), which was her last nude scene.
I haven’t thought about her in years, but she’s still out there plugging away at age 60. She was to appear in a Nick Cannon production called She Ball, although I don’t know what happened to that film. It was to be released in February, but … well … things got crazy. I assume it has never been released because it has zero votes on IMDb and no page at Rotten Tomatoes.
It’s odd that De Mornay is billed first on the IMDb page, because she isn’t even mentioned on the film’s official home page.
33-year old Indonesian actress-model Alexandra Gottardo (Brief Breasts) in Grisse [S1E4]
22-year old actress-dancer-writer-improviser Miranda Parham AKA Miranda Kathleen AKA Miranda Kathleen Parham (Brief T&A) in The Object (2014) [Short Film]
This has nothing to do with celebrities, but Reddit seems to have a subreddit for everything. Ghost nipples occur when the areolae are about the same color as the skin (and presumably the nipples themselves are not prominent).
She’s much more attractive when she’s smiling and just goofin’ around at home. Her real name, by the way is Amalaratna Zandile Dlamini, which may give you a good indication why she uses a stage name.
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Am I really talkin’ baseball? Now it seems like it all never really happened.
How fickle is the fate of ball players. About a year after being the World Series MVP, Steve Pearce was an unwanted free agent.
You may not even remember Steve Pearce, not even after I just reminded you that he was the MVP of the 2018 World Series. He could do no wrong then, delivering homers and timely hits whenever they were needed. He hit three homers and knocked in eight runs in only 12 at bats. The World Series does occasionally provide some surprise MVPs, but few were more surprising than Pearce, who wandered through seven major league teams in a career in which he averaged only about 170 at bats per season.
So how did he follow up his unexpected moment of glory? Last year he batted .180 with one homer while earning more than six million dollars. His OPS+ was 32, which means he was approximately one-third as productive as an average player, whereupon the Sox made no effort to re-sign him and let him become a free agent. He “unofficially” retired. The Orioles invited him to spring training, presumably because .180 with 1 homer put him at immediate parity with the rest of their line-up. (You may laugh, but five of the Orioles’ regulars had a negative WAR last year, including their starting first baseman, who batted .179 while earning $23 million – and that was an improvement over his previous year! Pearce could have given them similar production at a quarter the cost.) Alas, it did not work out. Even the lowly Orioles could not open a spot for him, and his unofficial retirement became official.
She is impersonating Britney Spears from a new SNL skit (s45e18)
#8 among our Top Nude Scenes of 2018
The perfect combination of a medical mask and an exposed nipple. Our new reality.
Insect experts say people should calm down about the big bug with the nickname “murder hornet” — unless you are a beekeeper or a honeybee. The Asian giant hornets found in Washington state that grabbed headlines last week aren’t big killers of humans, although it does happen on rare occasions.
University of Illinois entomologist May Berenbaum said of the worry: “People are afraid of the wrong thing. The scariest insect out there are mosquitoes. People don’t think twice about them. If anyone’s a murder insect, it would be a mosquito.”
Good to see somebody sticking up for murder hornets. I have sent Ms. Berenbaum a copy of my popular children’s book from Scoopy Press, “Timmy: the little hornet who couldn’t murder.” All the other hornets bullied him when he decided to give up murder for architecture, but he became their hero when he designed a stronger, more durable nest which could not be breached by Evil Mr. Lizard. I’ve had some feelers from Disney about the movie rights.
I’m thinking murder hornets also need a P.R. agency to rename and reposition them – possible work for Scoopy Consulting. 99% of their problem stems from their name – what could be scarier than murder? In a fight between “murder” hornets and “honey” bees, which will you root for? Who doesn’t love honey?
And the word “hornet” itself is intimidating. I propose re-naming the murder hornets “sugar friends.” Everyone loves friendship, and sugar is sweet like honey. Now if you have to choose between honeybees and sugar friends, which are you gonna champion?
New to me. Cute.
Alba Flores from two episodes of Locked Up. The one on the left is from the season two premiere. The shower scene was in the very first episode of the series.
She is better known from La Casa de Papel, a very popular Spanish heist series now available on Netflix. (English title: Money Heist)