Unfortunately for them, the show is not on Netflix!
Gaiman responded to the petition on Twitter, writing: “I love that they are going to write to Netflix to try and get #GoodOmens cancelled. Says it all really. This is so beautiful … Promise me you won’t tell them?”
Trevor Noah’s theme was that Trump’s speech was exactly identical to his 2016 speeches
Colbert noted the same thing, but his most hilarious take was when he made fun of Trump’s brags about crowd size. (Contrary to what you might have heard, there was zero overflow, there were empty seats inside, and Colbert’s staffers were able to buy tickets at the last minute after their press credentials were denied.)
More important to us than his artistic accomplishments, he introduced many to Olivia Hussey’s chest. Oh, yeah, and to some guy named Shakespeare. That was Z’s real triumph, I suppose. His Romeo and Juliet brought a lot of young people to the theater to watch something written by Billy Shakespeare, the ol’ Bard himself.
“The candid star took to social media to speak out against the report, writing on Instagram, ‘I AM MORE THAN MY WEIGHT.'”
This reminds me of the time I challenged Richard Sanders (Les Nessman on WKRP) to a UFC fight. Why do you think nobody has seen him the last decade? I kicked his buckeye-award-winning ass so bad he won’t come out in public.
“In stark contrast to official statements offered more than a decade ago, a 2008 fire at Universal Studios Hollywood destroyed a staggering number of original master recordings stored there by the Universal Music Group. The devastation, which company officials downplayed or outright dismissed after the fire was extinguished 11 years ago this month, is breathtaking in scope.”
“This movie feels a helluva lot more like they’re big fans of melodramatic Hallmark horseshit, pinching pennies and whiny-ass characters so one-dimensional and generic.”
Well, it might be better than the 8-Ball movie. And it might not.
To my knowledge, he did not collide with any thing or person affiliated with Walmart.
(You know the Walmart story, right?)
Holzhauer did not break Ken Jennings’ lifetime earnings record. He probably would have needed only one more show to set the record, but finished behind Jennings when he lost Monday’s episode to Emma Boettcher, a Chicago librarian.
This denial obviously means nothing.
If you had no relationship with Moby, you would deny it
If you had a relationship with Moby, you would also deny it.
Plus she says she didn’t date him because she thought he was creepy? Have you seen the guy she married? Creepy is obviously her thing.
The joke:
Colbert addressing Trump: “The only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster.”
I have no problem with these, but it seems to be an error of omission when you introduce this topic without making Groundhog Day one of the choices.
Groundhog Day is deep. Bill Murray’s character doesn’t get it right the first time, or perhaps for years. He does what any human would do in the situation. Early on, he uses his knowledge of that day to play God. Then, he uses it to have fun and get women. Then, he is filled with despair and tries to end it with his own death. Then, after trying every crass and immature thing he can think of, he finally realizes that he can actually enjoy his fate if he is reliving a great day, so he makes it so. He makes himself a better person, but the transformation happens only after many missteps. Exactly what would happen to anybody really caught in the situation.
And how many screwball comedies do you know in which the lead character quotes Chekhov and recites French poetry?
Say what you will about the #GameOfThronesFinale, the John Hughes homage was a bold choice to end on. pic.twitter.com/kKJrJyV9d7
— Dan Olson (@FoldableHuman) May 20, 2019
“This August at the Prospect Park Music Pagoda, Torn Out will present its fourth au naturel production: an anthology called Mere Flesh and Blood. The show will include scenes from all three of the group’s previous offerings, as well as excerpts from other works, including Shakespeare’s The Taming of the Shrew and Richard III.”
Richard III?
“Some pants, some pants! My kingdom for some pants!”
Once Upon a Time … in Hollywood
“When Rowdy Herrington’s ‘Road House’ kicked its way into U.S. movie theaters on May 19, 1989, the vast majority of American moviegoers avoided it like the local dive bar notorious for stabbings and spent shell casings in the parking lot.”
If you read this page regularly, you know that the hero of this film, Dalton (Patrick Swayze), is a philosopher-bouncer upon whose teaching I have based my life.
To quote the greatest philosopher-pornographer-critic in history, “Roadhouse is a cinema classic and one of the most entertaining movies ever made. It is the White Trash Hamlet; the Redneck Romeo and Juliet; Macbeth with a Mullet; Timon of Athens, Georgia. I doubt whether making a great comedy was the original intention, but as gamblers say, ‘The cards speak for themselves.'”
“Comic which stars Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as a superhero gets cease-and-desist letter because she ‘looks too much like Wonder Woman‘”
Just about nobody has seen this film in years. It was almost as if it had never existed. Although it is nearly 30 years old, it has only 108 votes on IMDb, and only four external reviews, all from minor sources, all written in the past month, following release of a new Blu-Ray. Here is an excellent commentary about the the film and the new Blu-Ray release.
At any rate, we now know why there seems to be a 20-year nudity gap in Melissa’s career from 1985 to 2005. There wasn’t any gap after all. It turns out that she was getting naked, but nobody saw it!
Following the jump is a summary of the film from IMDb, if you are interested. (Total spoilers)
Continue reading “Melissa Leo naked in Immaculate Conception (1992)”
“The Episode 6 teaser trailer and photos only include the sorts of things you would expect after watching Episode 5, which means there’s plenty of speculation to go around.”
Of course she will die. Obviously she has become her father, yet another mad Targaryen.
The only question is how she will die.
Geeky commentary follows:
Continue reading “Game Of Thrones Finale: This Could Mean Dany Dies In Episode 6, Season 8”
“There are plenty of reasons to believe it means the franchise is heading into the right direction — which is pretty much any direction away from Affleck.”
Peggy Lipton, hip cop on The Mod Squad and mother of Rashida Jones, has passed away at 72.
He participates in a circuit called “Bar Wrestling,” which I assume is like “Saloon Singing,” except potentially fatal.
Although I guess saloon singing could have been fatal if you stole a prime gig from Sinatra.
“Last November Arquette was hospitalized after suffering an infection when his neck was slashed by a glass tube in an extreme exhibition match against Nick Gage. The 47-year-old admits that the ‘scary’ injury came just centimeters from his main artery and could have been his last moment on earth.”
The sad news: somebody beloved has passed away today.
The mitigating circumstances: we didn’t know she was still alive yesterday.
“By the early ’60s, she was the No. 1 box-office star on the planet“
