God bless PETA for getting women like Christian Serratos to get naked in public. I got so excited when I saw her that I had to go out and buy a new leather couch, and some mink-lined snakeskin boots. Of course I stopped for lunch while I was shopping. My favorite snack is a Cute Baby Seal Sandwich from my favorite restaurant, Politically Incorrect.

Lady Victoria Hervey bends over at the beach, presenting some aristocratic buns

UPDATE: new bikini today

She’s one of those clueless aristocrats like the ones in movies about the British in India and Africa. You know the ones: “I do say, Jeeves, bring me another gin and quinine, and do shoot that frightful noisy beggar at the gates.” That quote I made up, but here’s a real one from Lady Hervey: “It’s so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day.”

Ah, the great unanswered questions:

What existed before the big bang?

Is time travel possible?

Why do we have to write “may contain peanuts” on a jar of peanut butter?

How could Bryce Dallas Howard be so gorgeous when her dad and uncle are Ron and Clint Howard?

From the comment section:

There is a simple explanation.