It is Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day in the Year of Our Shatner 92.
A repeated word of warning for those who attend: do NOT try to smuggle giant pink penises into Japan from other countries. In addition to the fact that you would face the dire legal penalties for giant penis smuggling (imagine Midnight Express, except with giant penises), there are simply good reasons why you should not do so.
- First of all, they would not be sacred. Only giant pink Japanese penises have been blessed. That would be like trying to pass off a bottle of Ozarka from 7-Eleven as Holy Water in the Vatican.
- Second, the Most Honorable Japanese Department of Agriculture and Giant Genitalia is concerned that introducing a new strain of giant pink penises into their eco-system could cause the native strain to mutate or die out. It’s the same reason why you can’t take frogs to Australia.
The main thing to remember is that there is simply no need for you to take such a risk. There are plenty of giant pink Japanese penises to go around, and that means a fun day for one and all.
On a serious note –
Amid all the merriment, we should never forget the true meaning of Giant Pink Japanese Day.
As one commenter noted last year:
“Maybe Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day doesn’t come from a store.
Maybe Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day means a little bit more.”
Hemingway once wrote, “If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, then wherever you go for the rest of your life, it stays with you, for Paris is a moveable feast.” The same is true of Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day, for no matter where we roam, there is always a Giant Pink Japanese Penis inside all of us.
11 thoughts on “Happy Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day”
I take it only real ones need to be blurry.
Othercrap is becoming more and more gay everyday. I remember the times this site was only about female nudity. Times are changing I guess and modern western men prefer naked dicks instead of boobs and vaginas.
– Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals?
– John: You mean, like, flaming, or…
– Recruiter: Well, it’s a standard question we have to ask.
– Russell: No, we’re not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.
– John: Yeah, would they send us someplace special?
On a related note GW should change the name of the Fun House to stuck on Tuesday! 😉
btw, also, I don’t like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I’ll kill you!
I remember the time when Scoop complimented Gerard Depardieu on the size of his “Engine”. Every movie review on this website does note any male nudity in addition to female nudity. The Dudes and Organs link is still there and it works! It doesn’t get alot of updates so I’d say Other Crap should probably be named Straight Other Crap. The only time I ever dicks here anymore is a certain celebration of straight sex that takes place in Japan every year.
When you watch straight porn do you avert your eyes whenever there’s a dick in the scene? Or do you only watch lezbo porn? Maybe if you were a little more secure in your manhood you wouldn’t have these problems.
“Those aren’t pillows!”
“See that Bears game last week?”
“Yeah, hell of a game. Hell of a game.”
There’s no change. Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day has been a feature of this page for about two decades.
I guess that even back then, Other Crap was the internet’s top gay destination. I hear Nathan Lane stopped reading it because it was even too gay for him.
Clicked the link. Most popular post in the previous month was Rhonda Roussey’s bald clam. Pics are still up on Imgur to this day. History is important!
Jeebus, what a dick.
Such a cocky post.
Hallelujah, he is risen!
He is risen, indeed.
Or it has risen.
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