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Ellen Greene naked in Beatrix Is Invisible (2025 short)

Scoop, December 3, 2025 (4:39 am)December 3, 2025 (1:01 pm) ... 6 comments.

When Beatrix (Ellen Greene) finds herself feeling disconnected and insignificant she is called to step far out of her comfort zone to sense her place in the world again.

This isn’t one of the best nude scenes of 2025, but it is certainly one of the most surprising. Ellen Greene is not somebody I have been expecting nudity from, or somebody I have been wanting to see nudity from. She isn’t even someone I have thought about at all in the past twenty years or so. If you had asked me last week, “Ellen Greene, dead or alive?” I would have had to answer with a coin flip. Ellen Greene naked at 74? Hell, she didn’t even get this naked when she was young! This is her first true nudity in almost 50 years.

She nearly went went Full Tandy!


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The film clip is below, with her other videos



Her nude history, such as it is:

1976 – Next Stop, Greenwich Village, filmed when she was 25, was her only real nudity.


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There is slightly more nudity visible in the full-frame version, which is only available on VHS. (Consider the very center square below.) Both the VHS version and the widescreen Blu-Ray version are available in the video link below.


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1986 – Little Shop of Horrors formed a large chunk of her career. She originated the role of Audrey on the New York stage in 1982, then was in the original London cast in 1983, then re-created her performance for the film in 1986, when she was 35. There is no real nudity, but one areola is visible in a few frames.


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1989 – Glory! Glory! was an HBO film with plenty of sex scenes, but they uncharacteristically kept the nudity to a minimum. There may be a visible nipple here and there.


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2001 – Alex in Wonder (aka Sex and the Girl) offered only some side-boob and a hint of plumber’s crack. By this time, she was 50 years old and was playing the mother of the lead character.


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All of the videos are here

Badass tombstones

Scoop, December 3, 2025 (1:12 am)December 3, 2025 (4:44 am) ... no comments.

A note, related to the list:

The famous quote “On the whole I would rather be living in Philadelphia” is widely associated with W.C. Fields, but contrary to urban legend, his tombstone doesn’t say that. His grave marker contains nothing but his name and his birth/death years.

Hope Marie Carlton, Eva La Rue and others naked in Ghoulies Go to College (1990)

Scoop, December 3, 2025 (12:37 am) ... no comments.

Talk about your immortal cinema classics!

A college teacher brings the little creatures back to his campus, where they proceed to terrorize the faculty and students.

How did Kevin McCarthy get roped into this? He must have had some overdue bills to pay.

Paulina Hobratschk naked in a new episode of Tage Die Es Nicht Gab (s2e7)

Scoop, December 2, 2025 (11:11 pm) ... no comments.

German mystery/drama series. The title means something like “the days that never were” or “the days that didn’t happen.”

The solidarity of four brides is put to the test. The suicide turns out to be a murder, reveals old secrets and pushes the four brides to the limit.

Season two:

It seems as if the four friends Christiane, Doris, Inès, and Miriam have quietly settled into their lives and relationships beneath a veil of unspoken words. But when Emily Wagenthein arrives at the Sophianum as a new student and lifts this veil, it becomes clear: still waters run deep. Life could be so peaceful in tranquil Zollberg, if it weren’t for this dead body. The experienced detective duo Leodolter and Grünberger are once again asking a lot of questions. However, they receive few answers, because the four friends remain steadfastly loyal to one another. And all the more so since each of them had a motive for murder…


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Malina Weissman snuck some nipple-peeks onto Facebook

Scoop, December 2, 2025 (10:46 pm) ... no comments.


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(Malina is a really cute 22-year-old actress/model with some serious Peter Gallagher eyebrows.)

Mandy Moore’s Pubes at the 2025 CFDA Awards!

Scoop, December 2, 2025 (10:28 pm)December 2, 2025 (10:40 pm) ... 2 comments.

My eyes would never have spotted this. Mr. Nip-Slip He must have viewed these pics with a magnifying glass, and even then he must have eyes like a hawk.

For example:


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I wonder if a hawk’s eyes are really that good. I saw one swoop down on my dog, and that bird got pretty close before he realized Snowy was too large to be prey.

I am pretty ornery and am not known for patience with god’s creatures. I don’t carry a gun, and I was kinda scared, but I was near my golf clubs, and was poised with my driver to knock that bird to kingdom come if he made a second pass. And if he was wounded, he would not have liked dealing with Snowy. She was also quite ornery. She was a rescue who got a deceptively cute name from my daughter, and she was gentle with our family, but that white dog hated everyone and everything else. She was known to drive monstrous German Shepherds away in fear of her sheer aggression. She once outran some retired greyhounds and attacked two of them when I unwisely let her off her leash in a dog park, thinking the greyhounds would be safe. She once used her blinding speed to tear apart a pair of geese who were merely trying to protect their eggs. And geese are rough customers; I wouldn’t choose to tangle with one, let alone two. We always love our family dogs, but boy, was that dog a handful! I couldn’t leave her unsupervised for a minute, not even when she was sleeping.

That dog lived to 17, and when she passed, I got myself a nice, sweet, docile Golden Retriever.

Dogs can be as different as night and day. If I was walking with Snowy in the woods and she saw a giant buck, she would immediately charge him to attack. When Max the retriever saw one, he would hide behind my legs! My life with him was so much more relaxing.

Anyway, the story has a boring ending. The hawk did not return.

And I doubt that he could have picked out Mandy Moore’s pubes.

Lily Allen Partying in a Sheer Dress!

Scoop, December 2, 2025 (9:22 pm) ... 3 comments.

Social media pictures and a video of Lily Allen partying in a sheer lace dress! Looks like a Halloween party.

Hazel Court topless in a 1959 film

Scoop, December 2, 2025 (9:03 pm)December 2, 2025 (9:31 pm) ... 5 comments.

UPDATE: added the 4K uncensored version


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As I’m sure you know, there was no explicit nudity in American films in 1959, but this is a British film from Hammer Studios, and the uncensored version was made for continental release. The same scene is in the American theatrical release, but was re-edited to eliminate the nudity.

Here is the same scene from both versions of the film, which is now out in HD.

College pigskin, Week 14

Scoop, December 2, 2025 (12:02 pm)December 3, 2025 (12:51 am) ... 14 comments.

The commmittee’s latest rankings are now public.

The conference championship games have been set.

In the most unlikely match-up, Virginia and Duke will play for the ACC championship. Duke needed about a zillion different things to happen in the last three weeks in order to crack the safe, and all the tumblers somehow fell into place.

If Virginia wins that game, they would be the fourth-best champion, and would therefore get the 11th seed. Duke, with five losses, is unlikely to make the playoff even with a conference championship. Only five conference champions get automatic bids, and they would likely be the sixth-best conference champion, assuming a James Madison win in the Sun Belt

A Duke win is not that unlikely. Virginia is only favored by 3.5.

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In the Big 12, Texas Tech will play BYU. Each team has something important to play for. Tech’s spot in the playoff seems secure, win or lose, but a Tech win is the difference between a first-round bye and a lower spot in the pecking order. A BYU win will guarantee them the tenth seed, but a loss will eliminate them from the playoff.

The game will be played in Arlington (Texas Tech is 300 miles away, in Lubbock), so I suppose neither team has a home field advantage, but Tech has the home state advantage. Tech is favored by 12.5.

WEIRDEST SCENARIO: A BYU win could give the Big Ten three of the first-round byes!

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The loss by Texas A&M means that Georgia and Alabama will play for the SEC championship. Georgia will make the playoff, win or lose, but a win will secure a first-round bye. An Alabama win would guarantee them at least the ninth seed if BYU wins, or at least the tenth seed if BYU loses. Alabama will be one of the bubble boys if they lose.

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Tulane and North Texas will battle for the American Conference title. Based on the committee’s rankings, the winner of that game is guaranteed a playoff spot. In the case of a Duke win in the ACC, the American champ would get the 11th seed. If Virginia wins the ACC, the American champ would get the twelfth seed.

The committee ranks Tulane higher than North Texas, but the bookies disagree. NT is favored by 2.5, even though they are on the road.

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James Madison will battle Troy for the Sun Belt crown. Madison is favored by more than three touchdowns. If they win, and Duke wins the ACC, Madison should get the twelfth seed, promoting the American Conference champion to the eleventh seed.

If Virginia wins the ACC. Madison can’t make the playoff unless the the committee vaults them over the American Conference winner into the twelfth seed. Such a leapfrog seems unlikely, but it’s not impossible because North Texas is only rated one slot higher than Madison in the national rankings, and they are the likely winner in their game against Tulane.

So the kids at James Madison need to steamroll Troy by about a zillion points and root North Texas to look bad in a win. That gives them a hope.

And even with that in the bag on Friday, they’ll also be rooting hard for Duke on Saturday night, because that one gives them a guarantee rather than a hope. This may mark the first time in history that someone other than a Duke student or alum ever rooted for them.

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In the Big Ten, Indiana and Ohio State are playing with house money. They will both make the playoff, the winner will get the top seed, and the loser will still get a first-round bye. (I assume. It’s unlikely that a loss would drop the loser to the fifth slot since that is currently occupied by idle Oregon, which finished below both of them in the same conference.)

The bubble boys

These eight teams seem completely safe for a playoff spot:

Ohio State
Indiana
Georgia
Texas Tech
Oregon
Ole Miss
Texas A&M
Oklahoma

The 11th and 12th seeds will go to the fourth and fifth best conference champions.

A. With a BYU win and an Alabama win, all twelve spots will be filled, leaving these two teams out of the playoff.

Notre Dame
Miami

B. With a BYU win and Alabama loss, there will be eleven secure spots, leaving only one for these three teams:

losing Alabama
Notre Dame
Miami

The committee has ranked Notre Dame over Miami, and they are both idle, so Miami is out in this scenario, and the committee would have to choose between losing Alabama and idle Notre Dame. That’s a tough call, likely to spur a lively debate between two of the most passionate fan bases in America.

C. If both BYU and Alabama lose, there will be only ten secure spots, meaning that two of these teams will make it

losing Alabama
Notre Dame
Miami

In this case, no matter the final ranking of Alabama, Notre Dame is in, and the committee would have to choose between losing Alabama and idle Miami. Another tough one.

Therefore, in order for Miami to make the playoff, three things must happen:

1. BYU must lose (likelihood high; they are 13-point dogs).
2. Alabama must lose (likelihood moderate; they are 3-point dogs).
3. The committee must vault idle Miami over losing Alabama. (likelihood unknown).

The Miami kids need to root for Georgia and Texas Tech.

Yes, I know it would be silly and unjust to leave Notre Dame and Miami out in the cold, while the weaker conference champions make it. The computer rankings list Notre Dame #2 in the nation, and Miami #6. Notre Dame would be nearly a three-touchdown favorite over North Texas or Tulane, approximately a two-touchdown favorite over James Madison, and about a ten-point favorite over BYU.

And Miami is just as good as Notre Dame. In fact, they already beat them earlier this year, thanks to two key Irish turnovers.

Yes, it would be unjust.

But the cookie may crumble that way.



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Alina Tomnikov’s full-frontal nudity in Funeral for a Dog

Scoop, December 2, 2025 (1:08 am)December 2, 2025 (1:18 am) ... 3 comments.

2022 mini-series from Germany.

The journalist Daniel Mandelkern travels to Italy to interview the famous but mysterious novelist Mark Svensson. In his remote lakeside estate, he finds himself entangled in an intriguing love story that ended in a mysterious death.

Episode 2

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Episode 3

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Episode 4 (w/ Anu Sinisalo)

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