“UNHINGED: An Insider’s Account of the Trump White House”
It is called “Unhinged.” It’s not clear whether this adjective is meant to apply to her, to Trump, to the White House environment, or all of the above.
Her publisher wrote: “Omarosa is finally ready to share her side of the story in this explosive, jaw-dropping account.”
OK, I know they are trying to sell books, but can you imagine anything about Donald Trump that would be “jaw-dropping”? I’m trying to make a mental run-through of the worst things anyone can say about another person, and I’m having a difficult time coming up with anything that would surprise me enough to be jaw-dropping. What secret could she possibly have to spill? He’s a KKK grand dragon? He admits he is the antichrist? His hobby is torturing golden retriever puppies? He is a Kenyan Muslim? He had a gay affair with Putin? He was a member of Manson’s family and personally killed Sharon Tate? He thinks he’s the reincarnation of Hitler? (Hey, he was conceived six months after Hitler’s suicide.) If the secrets fall short of that level, my jaw will remain firmly in place.
Maybe he and Omarosa did anal, with Melania nursing Barron in the next room.
Wait. Never mind. That last one wouldn’t surprise me at all.