“Ex-MLB star Lenny Dykstra spent 9 hours dumpster diving outside a Jersey Mike’s.”

“Nails” said “he searched a dumpster in a Linden shopping plaza for 9 hours over the weekend after his dentures were mistakenly thrown away. Dykstra said he and a friend – a tag-team wrestler who goes by Sprinkles the Clown – dug through the dumpster behind Jersey Mike’s.”

Luckily for him, he did eventually find the teeth, and also scored three uneaten slices of pizza and a slightly used comb.