Laura Tonke in episode 3
Lara Biewusch in episode 4
Laura Tonke in episode 3
Day: March 8, 2024
Laura Tonke in episode 3
You can find her nudography, including more captures from this film, here.
(57 pics)
We previously saw her when she posted see-through pics on Instagram
Her IMDb momentum seemed to peter out about three years ago.
That’s way too much booty for me, but the webmaster at Booty Source loves it. He wrote:
“I don’t even need to hear her music to know that I want to catch one of her live show. GODDAMN, look at Lorraine Lionheart’s huge booty!”
Sample:
Her humongous hams are also featured in her music videos:
William Ellery Channing, a distinguished Unitarian preacher, theologian and philosopher once said:
“The chief evil of war is more evil. War is the concentration of all human crimes. Here is its distinguishing, accursed brand. Under its standard gather violence, malignity, rage, fraud, perfidy, rapacity, and lust. If it only slew man, it would do little. It turns man into a beast of prey.”
Throughout the history of mankind, through an endless succession of bloody and inhumane conflicts, great statesmen, religious leaders, philosophers and even generals have described war as the ultimate human evil. The only exception in all of human history would be the nuns who taught elementary school, who felt that war was only the third-worst of human sins, after masturbation and gum-chewing.
Despite the nearly unanimous condemnation by all reasonable humans, I have to ask —
If war gets so many hot chicks naked in protest, can it really be that bad?
“Noah Cyrus showing nipples by going braless in a see through lace dress while sitting in the front row at the Vetements FW24/25 Runway Show during Paris Fashion Week!”
Sample:
I think she and Lourdes Leon have the same fashion sense, if not the very same dress.
Lourdes wore a transparent dress to the show of the Saint Laurent Men Collection Fall/Winter 2024-2025
“The underwear was supposedly sold to a strip club where the owner plans to use them in a shrine he is making for Prince Harry”
Quoth the maven:
“I don’t see this as disrespectful. It’s a reminder of a time when he was the ‘Fun-loving party prince’ and there’s nothing wrong with that.”
Wait. I thought Andrew was the fun-loving party prince. If there are two, do they have to try to kill one another, like Highlanders?
“Traffic-blocking beaver ‘taken into protective custody‘”
I assume that refers to the dam-building mammal rather than a resurgence of Lindsay Lohan’s career.
This update (from the comments): a 1080hd film clip. Fair warning: It’s an immense download – nearly a gig in size and 22 minutes long, but it’s great quality, with some great nudity, and it downloaded at super speed! Thanks to the contributor (see comments).
For reasons I can’t fathom, those wacky Czechs have actually added explicit XXX sex scenes to this film. Those do not depict Natalia, but a body double. Here’s one example of the graphic XXX inserts (so you can see what I’m talking about).
Natalia was previously seen here as a brunette in Nightsiren (2022)
Paul said:
“My sights are set on becoming a world champion, and now I have a chance to prove myself against the greatest heavyweight champion ever, the baddest man on the planet and the most dangerous boxer of all time.”
I suppose he might not have stood a chance against prime Tyson, but Iron Mike is 57 and hasn’t fought in about two decades, so that might make it interesting. Or not. As of yesterday, Odds Shark listed Paul as a -500 favorite.
Like me, she has a complete ensemble specifically for Valentine’s Day. In fact, Rebecca and I are like priests, possessing vestments that change colors for every holiday. My favorite outfits are for Arbor Day and the Feast of St. Polycarp.
Sample:
Here’s a full gallery that shows how she somehow kept her breasts contained in that get-up throughout the chocolate-eating contest and all the other solemn Valentine’s Day rituals.
Selena’s protruding nipple is approached by her typically unkempt boyfriend. His thighs are sore after a hard day of crouching under a bridge preying on billy goats. Did you ever wonder what haunts Freddy Kruger’s dreams? It’s this guy. Ya gotta figure that he calls her “my precious.”
I used to find him inspirational, a beacon of hope for a world full of men who do not look like Idris Elba or Paul Walker. His success with Selena made me dream of an elysian future with Halle Berry. Then I thought about it and realized Drunken Stepfather is probably right – Selena is probably dating him to harvest his organs.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is actually attending a DOUBLE-DOUBLE bullshit event in London: two swanky bullshit sponsors (British Vogue and Tiffany & Co), celebrating two vain bullshit professions – fashion and film.
Check out Vogue’s vacuous description, which makes the writers for Entertainment Tonight seem more recondite than Umberto Eco:
“And while an ice storm’s worth of Tiffany & Co. diamonds ensured the evening exceeded its glamour quotient, Annabel’s was given a Vogue makeover for the occasion, too. Ferried from the Royal Festival Hall to Berkeley Square in a fleet of BMWs, guests stepped into a club filled with rose-and-mimosa sculptures courtesy of Blooming Haus and scented with Diptyque’s cult Vetiver candles. Among those posing for photographers before the Blooming Haus floral installations? Dua Lipa, whose Tiffany & Co. jewels, lit by the flicker of Diptyque candles, were almost outshone by her smile. Awaiting guests inside the Mayfair members’ club: flutes of chilled Laurent Perrier champagne.”
After the event, they probably salved their consciences by donating the half-spent Diptyque candles to the homeless, to add a sumptuous scent to the trash fires in their oil drums. Oh, I’m probably misjudging the glitterati. They can’t be as frivolous and narcissistic as I picture them. They were probably pooling their resources to solve world hunger while devouring caviar by the shimmering light of those divine Diptyque candles.
Anyway, here’s Rosie:
What you can’t see in the picture above, but can in the gallery, is the fact that she didn’t wear anything on the lower half of her body but short-shorts and hose, as if she raided the Joey Heatherton Collection from the 1960s – the perfect ensemble for London in February.
The gallery also added some pics of Rosie at another SBE in Paris.