“Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is running as an independent in hopes of pushing Joe Biden and Donald Trump for the presidency. The New York Times reported Tuesday that he’s considering Rodgers and former professional wrestler Jesse Ventura as his potential running mate.” He’s now looking for the running mate with the best mustache.

A man running for national office has to be prepared to endure plenty of bleeding.

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Tired of the same old elderly candidates? Well, the 72-year-old Ventura will provide just the transfusion of young blood this country needs. (Assuming he can find the time to bleed.)