This is the film in which Emmanuelle Beart is completely naked for two full hours.

Unfortunately, the film also includes another two hours in which she is not naked. You’ve heard the old expression “about as exciting as watching paint dry”? Well, watching paint dry for four hours is exactly what this movie is about. A real thriller!

Many critics hailed this film as a masterpiece. Tuna and I did not. Here’s our review from 15-20 years ago.

Heather Graham in Boogie Nights 207 ( 39.43 % )
Charlize Theron in The Devil's Advocate 32 ( 6.1 % )
Connie Nielsen in The Devil's Advocate 15 ( 2.86 % )
Helena Carter in The Wings of the Dove 16 ( 3.05 % )
Alberta Watson in The Sweet Hereafter 0 ( 0 % )
Andrea Thompson in A Gun, A Car, a Blonde 4 ( 0.76 % )
Kari Wuhrer in Luscious 27 ( 5.14 % )
Anna Levine Thompson in Sue 1 ( 0.19 % )
Jessica Hecht in Anarchy TV 8 ( 1.52 % )
Vaitiare Bandera in Stargate SG-1 1 ( 0.19 % )
Ilona Elkin in The Hunger 0 ( 0 % )
Celine Bonnaire in The Hunger 0 ( 0 % )
Virginie Ledoyen in Heroines 6 ( 1.14 % )
Jenna Jameson in Private Parts 0 ( 0 % )
Patricia Arquette in Lost Highway 7 ( 1.33 % )
Jaime Pressly in Poison Ivy 3 42 ( 8 % )
Lucy Liu in City of Industry 4 ( 0.76 % )
Thandie Newton in Gridlock'd 1 ( 0.19 % )
Kate Winslet in Titanic 8 ( 1.52 % )
Andrea Thompson in Arli$$ 0 ( 0 % )
Rosanna Arquette in Trading Favors 2 ( 0.38 % )
Julianne Moore in Boogie Nights 4 ( 0.76 % )
Angie Harmon in Lawn Dogs 5 ( 0.95 % )
Jennifer Connelly in Inventing the Abbots 60 ( 11.43 % )
Jennifer Lopez in U-Turn 3 ( 0.57 % )
Penelope Cruz in Abre Los Ojos 2 ( 0.38 % )
Rose McGowan in Going All the Way 3 ( 0.57 % )
Kathryn Erbe in Dream With the Fishes 0 ( 0 % )
Marie-Josee Croze in The Hunger 1 ( 0.19 % )
Dina Meyer in Starship Troopers 14 ( 2.67 % )
Olivia Williams in The Postman 0 ( 0 % )
Samantha Morton in Under the Skin 0 ( 0 % )
Gina Gershon in This World, Then the Fireworks 0 ( 0 % )
Alice Krige in Habitat 0 ( 0 % )
Angie Everhart in Another 9 1/2 Weeks 3 ( 0.57 % )
Sheryl Lee in Bliss 0 ( 0 % )
Sheryl Lee in This World, Then the Fireworks 0 ( 0 % )
Milla Jovovich in The Fifth Element 9 ( 1.71 % )
Kathleen Kinmont in The Corporate Ladder 1 ( 0.19 % )
Natasha Gregson Wagner in Lost Highway 1 ( 0.19 % )
Sophie Marceau in Firelight 2 ( 0.38 % )
Edie Falco in Firehouse 2 ( 0.38 % )
Katrin Cartlidge in Career Girls 0 ( 0 % )
Emily Watson in Metroland 0 ( 0 % )
Emily Procter in Breast Men 5 ( 0.95 % )
Francesca Neri in Live Flesh 0 ( 0 % )
Aimee Graham in Perdita Durango 0 ( 0 % )
Laura Harris in Habitat 1 ( 0.19 % )
Meilani Paul in The Corporate Ladder 0 ( 0 % )
Simone Bendix in The Informant 0 ( 0 % )
Julie Benz in Darkdrive 9 ( 1.71 % )
Amy Locane in Going All the Way 2 ( 0.38 % )
Ming-Na Wen in One Night Stand 4 ( 0.76 % )
Eva Habermann in Lexx - SI 6 ( 1.14 % )
Elsa Zylberstein in Metroland 0 ( 0 % )
Amanda Ryan in Metroland 0 ( 0 % )
Kim Feeney in The Hunger 0 ( 0 % )
Demi Moore in G.I. Jane 0 ( 0 % )
Bridget Fonda in Jackie Brown 3 ( 0.57 % )
Katherine Heigl in Prince Valiant 1 ( 0.19 % )
Natasha Wagner in Quiet Days in Hollywood 0 ( 0 % )
Helen Hunt in As Good as it Gets 3 ( 0.57 % )

Wednesday baseball:

The Brewers lost to the best pitcher of his generation. No shame there, but they return to Milwaukee with their backs against the wall. The Brewers once again tinkered with the whole concept of a starting pitcher. Instead of going 5 innings, their starter went 5 pitches.

The Astros have been good. The game would have been tied if Altuve’s homer had counted. The ‘Stros would have won if Benintendi failed to make that diving, sliding catch that ended the game. That catch was the most important play of the year because it was the difference between a tied series and an almost insurmountable 3-1 lead. Yes, the Astros have been good. The Sox have been better.