The Inebriated One opined:
“What Sydney Sweeney doesn’t realize is that dressing up as a pirate is pretty offensive to a lot of Somalis out there.”
True enough. According to the stats, piracy represents 99% of Somalia’s economy. The other 1% is divided between tourism and their one gas station, but since the tourism is pirate-oriented and the gas station sells pirate-based souvenirs, we can say it is virtually 100%, excluding only the occasional Coca-Cola.
(I know there are also a few quarters earned by the gas station’s outside pay phones, but they are only used by pirates to make anonymous ransom calls, so I lumped that in with the piracy economy.)