(UPDATED with her nudography)

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She is 46 now, but seems younger because she’s still so beautiful and because she hasn’t been around very long for somebody that age. She was a late bloomer. She was already 31 when Jolene came out. Given that she’s comfortable with nudity, we could have seen a lot more from her if she had broken through earlier.

Here’s what we did see:

2006 – Salome – (age 29).

This film was lensed in 2006, but released many years later. It finished among the top ten nude scenes of 2014, partly because she was by then at the peak of her fame, coming off two consecutive Oscar nominations. It was quite a treat to discover that this A-lister had performed the dance of the seven veils when she was still in her twenties. Her fame was good for no better than ninth place in what was the all-time greatest year for nude scenes.


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2008 – Jolene (age 31).


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2012 – Lawless (age 35)

This scene, despite being in near blackness, somehow placed 11th in the balloting for the best nude scenes of 2012, primarily because Chastain’s career was then on fire.


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2017 – The Zookeeper’s Wife (age 40)


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2021 – Scenes From a Marriage (age 44)


Episode 2
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Episode 5

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2022 – George and Tammy (age 45)


Episode 3
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Episode 5

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It may also be the series finale. That issue is currently unresolved.

Ines Melab flashed a breast.


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I’ve been hoping for some nudity from Louise Bourgoin throughout the series, but the best we got was this minimal nip-slip.


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Louise is about six feet tall, with all parts properly proportionate. She’s 42 now and hasn’t done a really good nude scene in the past six years or so. Before that, however, she was a hall of famer. She did an especially gorgeous full-frontal scene in I Am A Soldier, and a spectacular full rear scene in Black Heaven. She did four nude scenes in 2010 alone.

Here’s the summary:


2008 – The Girl From Monaco

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2010 – Black Heaven

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2010 – Rose c’est Paris

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2010 – The Extraordinary Adventures of Adele_Blanc Sec

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2010 – White as Snow

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2011 – A Happy Event

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2012 – Love Lasts Three Years

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2013 – Going Away

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2015 – I Am a Soldier

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2015 – Mojave

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2017 – In and Out

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2018 – Episode 7 of Hippocrate

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2020 – Dream Child

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This is a documentary about the founder of Raëlism, who claims to have spoken to people from an advanced alien civilization, from whose DNA humans were allegedly formed. Although Rael first attracted attention to his revelations in a 1974 book, and the controversy around him seems to me like something from the distant past, the man known as Rael is still alive and still has ardent followers.

Sophie is Rael’s wife, or perhaps I should say she is a wife of Rael. (Polygamy is permitted in Raelism, but is not mandatory.)

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Joanna Christie in Ø.

Ø is not a symbol, but a letter in some Scandinavian languages and, more interestingly, a one-letter word in Danish. It means “island.” This web-based 2016 mini-series was, for lack of a better explanation, kind of a Danish version of The Wicker Man. IMDB summarizes it as follows: “A thriller about a female ‘citygirl’ detective trying to solve a murder, on a desolate Scandinavian island that gradually absorbs her.”


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To my knowledge, Joanna did only one other nude scene: a topless appearance in episode two of Narcos.


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This is a new Russian series of very short stories (about 15 minutes each, according to IMDb).

The pitch: “Several stories telling about the vicissitudes of love: secret fantasies, dreams, unusual, sometimes even extreme tastes, infidelity and ways to return faded passion. The heroes of each of them discover new sides of themselves and their partners in search of their own formula of love.”

Mariya Akhmetzyanova in episode 1

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Ksenia Kopylova in episode 2

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Rina Grishina in episode 3

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Anastasiya Krasovskaya in episode 5

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