The relative size of the two bodies is a rarity unduplicated in our solar system. No other planet in the solar system has a moon with a diameter so large in proportion to itself. Luna’s diameter is 27% the size of Earth’s, the highest by far. No other moon’s diameter is even so much as 7% of their planet’s.

Luna would have to settle for second place if Pluto were still considered a planet. Charon is almost half the size of Pluto in diameter, a ratio so close that some astronomers think they should be considered a double planet (or, I suppose, a double dwarf planet).

Starting in 2001, she was a newsreader on CNN Headline News, Before that she had done substantial nudity.

Her nudity dated back to the mid-80s.

There is a DVD of her first naked appearance, in Manhattan Gigolo (1986), but the image quality is sub-VHS. (And the quality of the movie is just as bad.) It’s difficult to get good captures from this film, but the late, great Tuna gave some captures the old college try (or is it the old collage try?) As you can see from his work, an HD version of this might be very interesting indeed.


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There is an HD version of Nightmare Weekend (1987, age 27) available, and she looked mah-velous.

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I don’t think Hot Splash (1987) was ever issued on DVD or Blu-Ray. Mr Skin had a collage of her nudity from a VHS source:

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There is then a gap in her nudity career for about a decade until she did some excellent cable nudity in 1997 in season two of Arli$$

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Also in 1997 she found herself doing a modest topless scene on network TV, in the season five premiere of NYPD Blue


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And in that very same year, 1997, she performed what was probably her most notorious nude scene at age 37 in A Gun, A Car, a Blonde.

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She posed for some nudes in 1999

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Finally, in her post-CNN life, the paparazzi caught her in a see-through top with no bra.


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I’ve been doing this so long that I almost always recognize the celebs I find on the internet. Not in this case. I didn’t know who she is or what she is up to here, other than having fun in front of a camera. But there is something about this that caught my eye, so I guess I’m now being introduced to her and the fascinating subculture she inhabits.

IMDB says she is about to star in something called, or more accurately NOT called, the “untitled Kansas Bowling film.” I figured at first that it was some kind of sports movie spoof like Men With Brooms, or more specifically Kingpin. WRONG! It turns out that Kansas Bowling is somebody’s name, and that somebody is a very prolific actress and director in the world of micro-budget horror and other transgressive films and videos, in the manner of Troma and perhaps even sub-Troma, if that is even possible. Her very entertaining Wikipedia page mentions that “Bowling was the first inductee into the Troma Institute For Gifted Youth,” so her parents must be proud and elated.

Here are more tidbits from that page:

  • “Drangsal released a ‘controversial’ video for their song ‘Magst Du Mich’ directed by and starring Bowling and her sister, Parker Love Bowling, referencing pizzagate conspiracy theories and acting as ‘Hillary Clinton’s sex slaves.'”
  • “Bowling directed the video for the band Collapsing Scenery’s song ‘Resort Beyond the Last Resort.’ The video is based on Boyd Rice’s 1994 pro-rape manifesto ‘Revolt Against Penis Envy.'”

There is plenty more in that same vein in the Wikipedia article.

It’s a shame that her sister is named Parker Love Bowling and not Irene Love Bowling. That prevents her from using the moniker I. Love Bowling.

Anyway, enough about the Bowling sisters. On to Cynda McElvana, as promised