The Carponizer Carp Calendar 2023

Oh, it’s better than it sounds.

And also worse than it sounds.

For, you see, it features naked chicks and giant carp. Together at last.

As the good lord intended.

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By the way, this is not the first time their calendar has made my annual gift recommendations.

Talk about a holy trinity!

I often begin my comments with “as the good lord intended,” but I doubt that the good lord, in his infinite wisdom and mercy, had this in mind.

“Sts. Peter and Paul Catholic Church got rid of the altar — Archbishop Gregory Aymond ordered it burned — and replaced it with a new one.”