Porn site and strip club bid on naming rights of the Miami Heat arena

“Miami-Dade County and the Miami Heat swiftly pulled out (pun intended) of their partnership with FTX, the erstwhile namesake of the downtown arena owned by the county.”

Could it be the BangBros Arena?

The Booby Trap Arena?

Scoopy Stadium has a nice ring to it, if Uncle Elon will buy those rights for me.

Stay tuned.

3 thoughts on “Porn site and strip club bid on naming rights of the Miami Heat arena

  1. It would be nice if they worked with a honest business for a change, but they won’t do it. It’ll just be another Wall Street company.

  2. So long as it’s classy. This reminds me of when they decided to fuck up Soldier Field back around Y2k. The talk was this would be the excuse to sell naming rights. John Kass did a column where he suggested either Moo and Oink (a southside slaughterhouse) or Discreet Asian Escorts. He called M&O, they said they didn’t have a wad of naming rights cash laying around, but maybe they could work it out in meat. The escorts didn’t really get the concept and were fairly evasive. Then 9/11 happened and they decided to just keep honoring the soldiers.

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