Bezos won’t shoot Pete Davidson into space, after all.

UncleScoopy

In the case of most of these celebrity space trips, it’s just a massive ego trip for the celeb, and additional free publicity for the launch. In Pete’s case, however, there’s a good reason to explore outer space. He’s searching for others from his home planet.

7 thoughts on “Bezos won’t shoot Pete Davidson into space, after all.”

  1. And more importantly Hunter Biden is likely going to be incted on tax evasion a day or so after the NYT turns on him

    Are you ready to say his behavior and the laptop of doom was covered up yet?

      1. I don’t know if Hunter will be indicted for anything. There does seem to be a lot of shady stuff around him, including his sudden ability to sell his paintings for 6 figures. But in my opinion the real scandal may be that letter from all those former intelligence officials stating the laptop was a Russian disinformation plot. Most mainstream media outlets didn’t report about the laptop and social media companies wouldn’t let the NY Post story be shared. But the NY Times has now determined at least some of the emails on the laptop are genuine. I am not a conspiracy theorist. But I think there were a lot of people in the media (and apparently in the intelligence community) that wanted Trump to lose. That desire clearly affected how most of them treated the Hunter laptop story. I think that was wrong. Was it worse than all the crap Trump pulled? Certainly not. But it was still wrong.

    2. I actually kind of like this one. If you’re going to latch on to a conspiracy really do it up, don’t be bothered with coherence, lean into that bullshit: Hunter did a bunch of non-specific bad things, loaded a bunch of evidence of it onto a laptop, like you do, then hauled that laptop in to be “repaired” because something (never mind what) was wrong with it.

      Then he just plum forgot about it. He never went back to ask if they had fixed it. He just abandoned a laptop, loaded with evidence of his evil deeds, at some repair shop. This is totally plausible and we should believe the guy who says so.

      That’s good conspiracy!

  2. I don’t know anything about Pete Davidson, but I think there are a lot of people I would rather see shot into space before him. “I have a little list, they never will be missed….”

    1. I don’t WANT to shoot Pete into space. I rather like him.

      But it seems like his home.

  3. We gotta send Pete Davidson to Mars. And Miley Cyrus.

    We just have to see that happen, especially when he saves the colony.

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